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  • - [Gordon] Change the wok.

  • - Change the wok?

  • Gordon have two wok?

  • Oh my God!

  • (beep)

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  • And now we start video.

  • Hello, niece and nephew.

  • It's Uncle Roger.

  • Today is the big one.

  • This one video, so many niece and nephew send to me.

  • Want Uncle Roger to review

  • Gordon Ramsay Indonesian egg fried rice.

  • Uncle Roger always listen to niece and nephew,

  • so smack like now.

  • Don't let Uncle Roger sad.

  • Smack like button now,

  • like how your parents smack you.

  • Who is Gordon Ramsay?

  • Let me see.

  • Gordon Ramsay.

  • He is British chef. (scary strings)

  • Haiya, British chef again.

  • Uncle Roger don't have high hope for this video.

  • British chef let Uncle Roger down so many time now.

  • They mess up egg fried rice, so simple dish.

  • Egg fried rice only have three ingredient.

  • Egg, fried, and rice, and you still mess up.

  • I think Uncle Roger gonna hate this video.

  • (static)

  • (bluesy rock music)

  • - Right, welcome back.

  • I'm usin' eggs, but some leftover rice to--

  • - He say leftover rice?

  • Oh, okay, okay, first step correct.

  • First step correct.

  • - Do a beautiful fried classic rice, nasi goreng.

  • This is--

  • - Oh, and he's saying nasi goreng.

  • Nasi goreng is Indonesian word for fried rice.

  • I think Gordon download the Duolingo.

  • - And look at the grains.

  • The grains are huge, okay.

  • And this type of rice is only grown--

  • - Oh yeah, oh yeah, Gordon, yeah.

  • Touch the rice.

  • Feel up the rice.

  • Sorry, Uncle Roger got carried away.

  • Been too long since Auntie Helen left.

  • - Because it takes on so much flavor.

  • I'm gonna fry up the eggs first.

  • Start this off, again,

  • we all have leftover rice.

  • - I want to know, Gordon,

  • where are you filming this?

  • It seems like you are in middle of nowhere.

  • Like stranded on an island,

  • and then you suddenly decide to make fried rice.

  • Why?

  • Why you can't afford studio?

  • Why you go deserted island, make fried rice?

  • Is this "Castaway" but for egg fried rice?

  • Why you here?

  • - To sort of sweeten everything up.

  • Now because everything moves so fast,

  • you need to be super ready.

  • So I'm gonna quickly just chop the chiles.

  • - Actually, I like that Gordon cooking outside.

  • Many Asian people, we have two kitchen.

  • Outside kitchen and we have indoor kitchen.

  • Indoor kitchen, useless.

  • Only to impress guests.

  • If guests come, we go indoor kitchen,

  • chop mango, that's it.

  • But if we use outside kitchen,

  • then when you know real food coming.

  • If you go visit some Asian people house

  • and they only make food for you with inside kitchen,

  • they don't like you.

  • Go away.

  • They want you to fuck off.

  • - You need to sort of get some heat in there.

  • Over that, I'm gonna start grating,

  • okay, the galangal.

  • I just want all that sort of--

  • - Galangal!

  • Galangal is authentic Indonesian ingredient.

  • Oh, he know about galangal.

  • Not many white people know about galangal.

  • A bad chef would just use ginger

  • or even worse, chilli jam.

  • - To the rice.

  • But it's got a really nice, dense sort of spicy chai feel,

  • and those blossoms at the end--

  • - I think Gordon got every step right so far.

  • Just one small thing,

  • maybe you need better skin care.

  • You got all the good cooking skill,

  • maybe you need some moisturizer.

  • But don't worry!

  • Go ask Jamie Oliver for his wet rice.

  • Put the rice on your face,

  • moisturize instantly.

  • - All right.

  • Whisk your eggs, lightly.

  • Look at the color of those yolks.

  • Beautiful.

  • Get our oil nice and warm--

  • - Oh, oh, oh!

  • What I see?

  • What I see?

  • - Lightly, look at the color of those yolks.

  • Beautiful.

  • Touch of oil.

  • - Gordon Ramsay have a wok!

  • The wok look charred on bottom.

  • That means he use the wok before.

  • Very nice!

  • It's not like he know he need to make fried rice,

  • then he buy new wok.

  • No, no, no.

  • - Nice and warm.

  • Okay, wanna sorta get that 'round my wok.

  • - I also really like the stove he have.

  • It's for a fire, this stove,

  • and it look like clay stove.

  • It look so heavy.

  • And he cooking in middle of nowhere.

  • That means he made a poor Indonesian guy

  • carry this stove for him

  • all the way to middle of deserted mountain.

  • Uncle Roger like.

  • This is secret to good egg fried rice.

  • Torture.

  • - Cooking.

  • As that starts to cook, let it set

  • and then break it up again.

  • Now I'm gonna change the wok.

  • - Change the wok?

  • Gordon have two wok?

  • That is two more wok than all the British chef out there.

  • Oh my God!

  • Even Uncle Roger at home, I only have one wok.

  • Uncle Roger faithful to my one wok,

  • but Gordon Ramsay is wok fuckboy.

  • - Get my rice in.

  • Rice goes in.

  • Beautiful.

  • Now we start toasting that and frying that

  • and mixing that.

  • - Oo, so much wok hay.

  • I like.

  • - Okay, little touch of sambal in the middle.

  • Fry that off.

  • A little touch of the rendang.

  • I want mainly the oil--

  • - Sambal and rendang, okay,

  • Gordon Ramsay know his Indonesian ingredient.

  • This is the correct red paste.

  • Not chilli jam.

  • I think Jamie Oliver went to Indonesia once,

  • he had sambal, and then he love sambal

  • and he remember, "Oh, the thing is red paste."

  • Come back to UK.

  • He go to Marks and Spencer

  • and he just buy any red paste he find.

  • - Put in there.

  • Get that literally frying off.

  • Beautiful, and then--

  • - Sambal and rendang also very smart

  • to put into egg fried rice.

  • Because you can put all the MSG in your sambal.

  • This is how we trick white people to eat MSG.

  • Why you fear MSG?

  • So weak, so weak.

  • Many people say MSG bad for your body.

  • But Uncle Roger say, good food is better than body.

  • - Mix in, now,

  • keep it nice and hot.

  • Now if you've got any fish or chicken

  • or even beef leftover--

  • - Yes, fish, chicken, beef.

  • Gordon Ramsay not vegan.

  • Gordon, if you want to use chicken,

  • use the chicken behind you.

  • They are just right there.

  • They right there!

  • This chicken so stupid, haiya!

  • Chicken, if you want to stay alive,

  • don't go near chef who's cooking egg fried rice.

  • - Keep the heat in the wok, okay.

  • Then literally...

  • (rock music)

  • - Nice tossing.

  • - Give that a really good toss.

  • It stops the rice from sticking together.

  • - Fuiyoh, that is good tossing.

  • Fuiyoh is another Uncle Roger slang.

  • Fuiyoh mean opposite of haiya.

  • Use haiya when you're disappointment.

  • You use fuiyoh when you impress.

  • Many niece and nephew asking Uncle Roger

  • if it's okay to use the word haiya in real life

  • if they not Asian.

  • Is it racist?

  • Uncle Roger say, no, it not racist.

  • Everybody should use the word haiya.

  • Increase your vocabulary.

  • You sad, you angry, you disappointed.

  • All the emotion inside the word haiya.

  • Haiya is the MSG of word.

  • All the flavor inside.

  • Your bus come late, "Haiya."

  • You run out of milk, "Haiya."

  • Your baby born with three arm, "Haiya."

  • Doesn't matter if you Asian, white, black, or green.

  • Everybody should use haiya.

  • Especially green people.

  • Green people need to use the most haiya

  • because your skin green, that is sad life.

  • "Haiya, green again today.

  • So sad."

  • (laughs)

  • - And then, our way...

  • Beautiful.

  • - Woo!

  • Another good tossing.

  • This guy like Cirque du Soleil, but egg fried rice.

  • (dishes clattering)

  • - Chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, Gordon.

  • Relax.

  • (dishes clattering)

  • Why you in such a hurry?

  • You cook fried rice like you running late for airport.

  • - Now that's beautiful

  • fried rice!

  • Now--

  • - Oh no, oh no, Gordon!

  • You left five grain of rice in your wok.

  • Your mom coming to beat you up now.

  • - Now, that is rice to die for.