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  • Alas, ye patty pirate!

  • This is no ghost. This is... Plankton!

  • Stealing me booty!

  • Hear me Krabs.

  • When I discover your formula for Krabby Patties,

  • I'll run you out of business.

  • I went to college!

  • Hey! Let me go!

  • Oh, I'll let you go alright, squirt. On a flying saucer!

  • [laughing]

  • Back to the Chum Bucket with ya!

  • You'll pay for this Krabs!

  • I, the amazing Plankton,

  • with the use of prestidigitation

  • will make a Krabby Patty disappear before your very eyes.

  • First, I'll need a volunteer from the audience.

  • [grunting]

  • Nice try. Your act's over, bub.

  • You may win this time. She-hah-kazing!

  • Well, this stinks.

  • [audience booing]

  • Are you SpongeBob SquarePants?

  • Why... yes... yes, I am.

  • Then you just won one million dollars!

  • [gasping]

  • You just have to answer one question.

  • What is the Krabby Patty secret formula?

  • [inhaling] - Yes?

  • [inhaling] Yes?

  • [inhaling] Yes?!

  • The Krabby Patty formula is the sole property

  • of the Krusty Krab, and is only to be discussed

  • in part or in whole with its creator Mr. Krabs.

  • Duplication of this formula is punishable by law.

  • Restrictions apply, results may vary.

  • [growling] That's it?!

  • You'd better cough up that secret formula or else!

  • Plankton!

  • - Krabs! - Plankton!

  • Krabs!

  • SpongeBob!

  • You can't do this to me, Krabs.

  • [inhaling]

  • I went to college!

  • Ouch!

  • [alarm sounding]

  • Initiating launch sequence.

  • [alarm sounding]

  • Krabby Patty, here I come!

  • Eh. I hope I don't miss again.

  • Reunited and it's gonna feel so good.

  • [laughing]

  • [screaming]

  • Ow!

  • Ooh, ooh, ooh, sweet wampum.

  • Huh! Whazzat?

  • Squidward, where are you? Shield me with your forehead!

  • So, it was just another failed Krabby Patty theft attempt

  • by my arch-competitor, Plankton!

  • [laughing]

  • For a second there, I mistook ya for a threat.

  • But you're just a dirty little man.

  • So long, shrimp!

  • Curse you, Mr. Kraaaaaabs! Ow! Ouch!

  • [screaming]

  • You'll never catch me, Krabs.

  • Not when I shift into maximum overdrive.

  • Hi-ya!

  • I knew I should've gotten the turbo.

  • [screaming]

  • Hear me, Krabs! You'll take this Krabby Patty

  • from me when you pry it from my cold, dead...

  • [mumbling]

  • [screaming]

  • And so, another emergency is avoided,

  • thanks to Mr. SquarePants.

  • Ah ha!

  • Plankton, you knew I would never distrust a dollar!

  • That's right, Krabs.

  • Now hand over the secret Krabby Patty formula!

  • Or what?

  • I don't know.

  • I never thought I'd get this far.

  • Well, then, allow me to suggest your next move.

  • [screaming]

  • Curse you, Kraaaaa-!

  • I don't believe this! You led me on!

  • Now, now, Plankton, it's not what you think.

  • I don't want to hear your lies!

  • You owe me for leading me on like this!

  • Give me the Krabby Patty formula and we'll call it even.

  • The formula?

  • Is that what this whole thing was about?

  • No, no, not really. I mean, not at first.

  • I-I mean uh... honey bunch?

  • Uh-oh.

  • Oh, well, 'tis better to loved and lost

  • then never to be loved at all!

  • [laughing]

  • Money, money, money, money, money, money, money.

  • [laughing]

  • Now, how much was the--

  • [laughing]

  • Hmm.

  • Ugh.

  • Finally, the moment has come!

  • No, no, no, no, no!

  • [screaming]

  • [roaring]

  • Shew, good thing I thought ahead with that escape door.

  • Try and catch me now, you prissy feline!

  • [laughing]

  • [screaming]

  • No!

  • [roaring]

  • Nice kitty! You want some chum?

  • My pelt!

  • Mr. Krabs, Sandy's making off with the formula!

  • [gasping] Sandy, you're naked!

  • And you don't have any clothes on!

  • Unhand my pelt, you unknown varmint!

  • Only from my cold, dead feelers!

  • Plankton! I should have known this was your doing!

  • Now feel this! Hi-ya!

  • Pwaaaaa!

  • Gotcha!

  • And now for the appropriate punishment

  • for a no-good, yella' belly like yourself.

  • My eye!

  • This condiment is highly irritating to my eye!

  • Oh, thank you, Sandy. Thank you, Sandy.

  • Uh, sure, Mr. Krabs.

  • We'll take that sicko off your hands.

  • Cops! Thank goodness you're here.

  • Take the sicko away!

  • Actually, we're referring to you, ma'am.

  • Public nudity is against the law in this county.

  • But don't fret.

  • You'll look just fine in prison orange.

  • [sighing]

  • Yes, SpongeFool, come right back with your complete undoing

  • and victory will be mine!

  • [growling]

  • Mommy? Hey, wait!

  • Ooh! Ow! Ow!

  • [screaming]

  • Plankton?

  • Hmm?

  • Meow. Meow.

  • Good day, sir.

  • I'm just here to sample

  • some of your delicious Krabby fare.

  • Whoa, there, Fido!

  • [screaming]

  • I'm going! I'm going already!

  • Here.

  • Goo.

  • Hey, there.

  • Num, num!

  • Aw, does baby want a Krabby Patty, hmm?

  • Awww.

  • Baby's first Krabby Patty.

  • [alarm sounding]

  • That diabolical fiend!

  • I can't believe this is working!

  • It's like taking candy from a baby... with a baby.

  • Stop right there, you thievin' infant!

  • [screaming]

  • Yi-eeh! That's harsh.

  • So you thought you could pull a fast one, eh?

  • Now, come out of there, you little pest!

  • [grunting]

  • [gasping] What's he doing?

  • You leave that poor baby alone!

  • Okay. I guess we're gonna have to do this

  • the hard way.

  • Mr. Krabs, no! Don't do it!

  • [grunting]

  • Ooh! Oh...

  • Oh!

  • Oh, calm down! It's just Plankton.

  • See?