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  • JACOB SOBOROFF: You're like, three.

  • Have you even heard of "Portal?"

  • [BOOM]

  • -[LAUGHS]

  • -Whoa.

  • Whoa, whoa whoa, whoa!

  • Whoa!

  • LIZZIE: It's having a good time, though.

  • It's all right.

  • JACOB SOBOROFF: Holy crap.

  • Your dad's got a lot to live up to.

  • -Yeah, Dad.

  • Get on it!

  • Learn how to work After Effects and make me a portal gun,

  • please.

  • -What's up, everybody?

  • Happy Father's Day out there.

  • This very special episode goes out

  • to all the dads, the uncles, the brothers,

  • the father figures in your life.

  • -And the video that you just saw is made by a super awesome dad.

  • He's actually an animator at DreamWorks.

  • And a couple months ago, he started putting up

  • these videos where he does this crazy stuff with his kid.

  • And he actually just got signed to UTA because of it, I think.

  • -Which means ultimate top dad.

  • LIZZIE: These guys are awesome.

  • They have 171,000 subs.

  • You should definitely be one of them.

  • He puts out these videos all the time

  • and they're super adorable.

  • -My dad never made a VHS tape that

  • was seen 1.4 million times.

  • Just saying.

  • -No.

  • -Ladies and gentlemen, BatDad is a dad who's also a bat man.

  • -Where's Mommy?

  • -She's at jury duty.

  • -Doody!

  • [LAUGHS]

  • -[LAUGHS]

  • -If you don't stop kicking my seat,

  • I'm gonna take the string cheese.

  • -No!

  • -Can I have the mask?

  • -No.

  • -Can I have the mask?

  • -No.

  • -Can I have the mask?

  • -No!

  • -Please?

  • -Fine.

  • My car!

  • -[LAUGHING]

  • -Jen!

  • -Oh my god.

  • -Would you like some Pez?

  • LIZZIE: The wife is my favorite, 'cause she always

  • looks extra pissed when he does the BatDad stuff.

  • It's like, you can tell he's springing it on her

  • and that's the best part.

  • JACOB SOBOROFF: They were a series of Vines

  • and they're putting them all together

  • on this one video that's got almost 700,000 views.

  • Lizzie, this is one of my favorite videos

  • of this episode.

  • Lizzie's now responding to my BatDad voice.

  • -Um.

  • -I'm about to show you a video of a kid getting beat.

  • -No, no!

  • I don't want to see this!

  • -He's playing drums on the kid.

  • -Oh!

  • -You see?

  • -You ready?

  • -Yeah.

  • [DRUMBEATS]

  • -[GIGGLING]

  • -I like that he's giggling, and you just hear

  • the oo-ee-oo-ee-uh.

  • -Yeah. [LAUGHS]

  • [DRUMBEATS]

  • -[GIGGLING]

  • MILES: The video's pretty popular.

  • It's got over one and a half million views.

  • This guy's actually a drummer in this band

  • called Atticus Avenue.

  • ALEX: OK.

  • MILES: They jokingly say it keeps his skills sharp

  • when he's not on the road.

  • ALEX: Do they play on multiple kids?

  • MILES: No.

  • They actually are a traditional band.

  • Did your dad play any instruments?

  • -He plays the banjo.

  • -Did he ever play you like a banjo?

  • -Yeah!

  • [BANJO MUSIC]

  • -Ali, I'm gonna tell you a little story.

  • When I was growing up, my dad, a jovial man,

  • had this sweet moustache like all firefighters do.

  • -My dad had a moustache too!

  • -Yes.

  • -But he wasn't a firefighter.

  • -Came home one day, distracted me with a funny hat,

  • only to tell us all that he had shaved

  • his moustache after like 10 years.

  • -Oh no!

  • -And it was traumatizing.

  • So I understand.

  • This one-year-old girl finds out her dad no longer has a beard.

  • ALI: Oh, she's following him.

  • Oh look, come on!

  • CARLY: Your childhood is about to change, small one-year-old.

  • -Hi, Dot.

  • CARLY: He shaved his beard incredibly fast!

  • ALI: He looks so much younger.

  • -[CRYING]

  • -Oh.

  • -Oh.

  • -Oh, so sad.

  • -You miss the beard?

  • -[CRYING]

  • CARLY: This is the moment where it's

  • hard to remember children are beautiful.

  • -[LAUGHS]

  • ALI: But now he can't do anything about it.

  • He can't-- [LAUGHS].

  • Oh, I guess he can do something about it!

  • -Good luck to her.

  • -Yes.

  • -It's just downhill from here, small child.

  • -All right, Carly.

  • You're about to see a little girl be very, very confused.

  • -My favorite kind of video.

  • ALI: So imagine you are a baby and you're meeting someone

  • with the exact same face as your dad.

  • This is her dad.

  • He's taking his baby girl to meet

  • her uncle, who is his identical twin.

  • -Oh, my baby's so confused!

  • -She confused--

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • -Look at her look at him! [LAUGHING]

  • -First off, she has an incredibly handsome dad

  • and uncle.

  • -Yes.

  • -So good for her.

  • ALI: She does a double take.

  • CARLY: So cute!

  • I need to make some identical friends

  • and then introduce them to babies.

  • -Well, according to our viewers, that's Lizzie.

  • -Oh yeah, that's true!

  • -So I should stand in between you and Lizzie just

  • doing the double take.

  • -Yeah.

  • -Which one is which?

  • -Jacob, the video that we're gonna watch

  • is from "Convos With My 2-Year-Old."

  • Super popular channel.

  • Has over 700,000 subs.

  • So click the mousy button.

  • JACOB: Wait, the two-year-old's three now.

  • LIZZIE: Yeah, that's right.

  • She actually is three now.

  • -Why are you so yittle?

  • -What?

  • --[SIGHS] Why are you just so little?

  • -I'm not little.

  • -Stand up.

  • -I like his butterflies.

  • -Your head doesn't even touch the roof.

  • -Your head doesn't even touch the roof!

  • Kids are amazing.

  • -Well, I'm bigger than you.

  • -Mm, no.

  • -No, I'm way bigger than you.

  • -No.

  • JACOB SOBOROFF: So this is actually

  • back and forth the actual conversations?

  • LIZZIE: Yeah.

  • He takes them verbatim and then does this

  • with one of his friends, and they just blew up.

  • JACOB SOBOROFF: What's sweet is he

  • actually has the conversation with his daughter.

  • LIZZIE: Yeah.

  • -You want to you know what my kid's gonna look like?

  • -What?

  • -Can you hand me that, please?

  • Hey, buddy?

  • (HIGH VOICE) Hey, Dad! (NORMAL VOICE) It's weird.

  • -Think about this coming out of your wife, Jacob.

  • Would it be horrible if this is what came out full sized?

  • -I think I might hold off on fatherhood then for a while.

  • Hey you guys, thank you so much for watching.

  • Happy Father's Day to all the dads out there.

  • Happy Father's Day to all the father figures in your life.

  • Happy Father's Day, Dad.

  • -Happy Father's Day, Chip Bassett.

  • I love you.

  • And also, we have a great play list

  • for you coming up after the show with lots more awesome dad

  • stuff.

  • -Now play us out.

  • -Hasan Baba!

  • [MUSIC HASAN BABA, APACHE DANCE]

  • -Dude, this is literally how I dance in every YouTube Nation

  • outro.

  • -Absolutely!

  • [MUSIC HASAN BABA, APACHE DANCE]

  • MALE SPEAKER: I think we're done.

  • -OK, cool.

  • Happy Father's Day.

JACOB SOBOROFF: You're like, three.

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