Name: Honest Trailers - Home Alone
Uploaded: 2014-08-06T07:38:11.000Z
Duration: 3 min 57 s
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From the creator of your older sister’s favorite 80’s movies

and the Chris Columbus that didn’t kill any Indians

comes the Christmas classic that cable channels have rerun every holiday season for the last

Deck the halls and gather round for a family film about standing your ground

in one of the most violent kids movies ever made,

This Christmas, travel to the all-white part of Chicago

Rejoice in the Christmas spirit as they gang up on this 8-year-old boy.

"Don't you know how to knock, phlegm-wad?"

Then stick him in the attic and leave the country.

Witness years of neglect and abuse take their toll on this small child,

as he shows all the signs of becoming a sociopath, like

"I can't seem to find my toothbrush so I'll pick one up when I go out today."

and trapping two non-violent criminals inside a sadistic world of torture from which there

But gosh darn if he isn’t just the cutest little thing.

There’s Marv, who sounds like the narrator from the Wonder Years.

And Harry, who sounds like Joe Pesci trying not to curse in a PG movie.

only rob from one block in broad daylight,

wear fingerless gloves during a burglary,

and are irrationally obsessed with one house

"That's the one, Marvin. That's the silver tuna."

that's really just full of mannequins and poinsettias.

Seriously, there’s like nothing there worth stealing here.

So bundle up and relive the early 90’s joy of

Prepare to have your heartstrings tugged as Kevin, who’s been Home Alone for 3 days,