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  • Oh yeah.

  • Hey dude, what you watching watching?

  • America's got talented groin shots.

  • Stars.

  • It looks like somebody is not having kids anymore.

  • Classy dude.

  • Oh, here we go.

  • And what?

  • That, what happened?

  • Looks like it's stuck.

  • No, no, I'll never know what happened.

  • Pretty sure he was gonna get hit in the nards.

  • But how will we ever know?

  • Come on.

  • Lower video cloud dude, dude, it's not the computer.

  • It looks like the internet is out.

  • Well, tell him to come back.

  • Orangey needs grainy shots.

  • No.

  • Orange.

  • Look at the router.

  • What?

  • Where?

  • I don't see a roaster.

  • No, here the router, all of the lights on the router are red.

  • God, yeah, I have no idea what that means.

  • It means that you probably have to call tech support to fix the problem.

  • Why would I call about next support?

  • Don't even have a neck.

  • Stop it.

  • You know what I said here?

  • Call the support line and try to get it fixed.

  • I'm leaving.

  • Where are you going, Marshmallow And I are going to the movies.

  • Yeah.

  • Mm.

  • Now I'm hungry for pancakes.

  • All right.

  • Well, I better get the internet.

  • The thing you're working Long time Warner cable.

  • How can I help you?

  • Can you help me fix my rooster?

  • What was that?

  • My rooster has the red fleshy flashes and won't give me my internet.

  • Okay.

  • Are you talking about your router?

  • Yeah, my rooster.

  • It isn't loading my groin shots.

  • Okay, well, it's called a router and I'd be happy to help you fix it.

  • So I'm gonna need some help from you.

  • Can you tell me what color the lights are on the front?

  • Red, Like the flavor.

  • Okay, well read isn't good.

  • Are the light solid or flashing?

  • Mm.

  • They're flashing.

  • Now.

  • Does that mean it turned into a bomb?

  • What?

  • No, he's trying to communicate via morse code flash some more.

  • If you're actually a bomb, I do it.

  • It's a bomb.

  • You know it's not a bomb.

  • Cripes, it just means it's not receiving a signal.

  • Oh, it just needs some hand signals to start up.

  • Got it, I'll just give it a thumbs up.

  • Okay, I don't have any thumbs.

  • Please!

  • Stop screaming.

  • God.

  • Okay, let's start out by having you reboot the router.

  • Really?

  • Yes, go ahead and reboot the router.

  • Okay, what the what are you doing?

  • You told me to reboot my router so I pulled out my steel toes.

  • No, do not kick the router.

  • How would that repair anything, kicking it seriously.

  • Especially sensitive electronics.

  • How am I supposed to know how to fix a rooster?

  • Okay, Okay.

  • What's the router doing now?

  • Looks like Now, Now there's no minds out anymore, it's my rooster.

  • Dad, I don't got the doodle.

  • Do not go towards the light brewster buddy.

  • Should give it CpR No, you don't give a router cpR It's an inanimate object.

  • It's not alive.

  • Okay.

  • Good.

  • Because I'll be honest.

  • I don't even know what CpR is like.

  • What does it even stand for anyway?

  • Cookie pants, rash.

  • No.

  • Candy poop receptacle.

  • What?

  • Cranking pickle raffle.

  • Uh It stands for cardiopulmonary resuscitation.

  • Those aren't words.

  • Yes, yes they are Chronicle monkey, gravel booty.

  • I love making up words to That's it.

  • This is not working.

  • I'm coming over there to fix it myself.

  • He's coming over to fix your rooster buddy.

  • It's a router.

  • A router, not a rooster, those words and they don't even sound that similar.

  • Okay, jeez, don't need to be so sour lime.

  • Oh yeah, you see how easy that was.

  • All you had to do was press the reset button.

  • You saved my roosters life Router rooster Router.

  • that's what I'm saying.

  • Rooster router roster for the last time.

  • It is not pronounced that way roster way.

  • What?

  • The fact just happened way back they wouldn't let us into the theater because we're outside food.

  • What do we miss?

  • Nothing.

  • You're back just in time for this.

  • Would you guys think this background or this background?

  • Really?

  • Cory you're going to use a zoom call to sell your hip hop album.

  • First of all it's R.

  • And B.

  • Second of all, I'm not selling anything.

  • I'm just requesting a mandatory donation.

  • Alright.

  • Looks like pretty much everyone is here.

  • So let's get started.

  • First item on the agenda.

  • Hey sis uh would you mind turning off your electric toothbrush?

  • Oh you can hear that.

  • Yes.

  • Can you hear it now?

  • Yes, just out of curiosity you get a slower.

  • Yes.

  • What?

  • Yes.

  • What?

  • Okay I'm unit sis listen, there's gonna be a lot of people on this call so please be sure to mute yourselves.

  • Hello?

  • Hi grandpa Lemon.

  • Where do I dial the telephone number?

  • To get in, grab a woman, you're already in serie dial the zoo number, grandpa Lemon.

  • Whoa, where's that voice coming from?

  • From your computer Siri?

  • What to compute great.

  • Alright, looks like we're just waiting on orange.

  • Oh and speak of the devil.

  • Hey everyone, whoever Orange don't do that.

  • Okay, everyone stop that.

  • Right now I'm trying to keep this zoom meeting on the rails.

  • Who did you know that Zoom is also an alternative energy source.

  • This is extreme.

  • We lost zoom.

  • I thought we were on zoom way and oranges muted.

  • Now then let's get down to business.

  • I called this meeting today because guys look at orange.

  • Whoa, he's gonna do it.

  • He's going to reach his eyeball see if you can reach your other eyes, see if you can reach the sky and see if you can reach the donation button on my album's website.

  • Orange, could you please stop?

  • That's very distracting.

  • I know you're muted.

  • I'm the one who muted you, but even without making a sound, you're somehow managing to grow Orange knock it off.

  • Whoa, Okay.

  • That's actually kind of impressive.

  • But don't touch other people's eyeballs with your faith.

  • Thanks.

  • Okay.

  • If I had mute you, do you promise to stop touching other people's eyeballs?

  • Yes.

  • Great.

  • Okay.

  • So can I just say something?

  • I apologize.

  • I'm sorry.

  • I touched other people's eyeballs.

  • Thanks.

  • Orange.

  • Now, then, can I say one other thing?

  • Does it kind of looks like we're in the brady brunch.

  • Get it brady brunch because we're food.

  • Yes, we get it Orange.

  • Okay.

  • Okay.

  • I just want to say one last thing and then I'll be quiet fine.

  • What do you want to say?

  • And I was working all right.

  • I kicked Orange from the meeting.

  • How did you kick him?

  • You don't even have any sis.

  • I suggest not finishing that joke.

  • If you do, I'll kick you from the meeting as well.

  • I wasn't gonna say a joke.

  • Yes, you were.

  • I know exactly what you were gonna say.

  • No, you don't.

  • Yes, I do, feet.

  • You were gonna say?

  • It's weird that I kicked Orange, considering I have no feet.

  • That's totally not what I was gonna say.

  • Yeah.

  • Then what were you gonna say?

  • I was gonna say my dad really guys, please control yourselves.

  • This meeting has devolved into absolute chaos.

  • I couldn't agree.

  • More Orange.

  • I know.

  • That's you Who's orange?

  • I moustache.

  • Dave.

  • Welcome moustache.

  • Dave and Goodbye.

  • You've been kicked from the meeting.

  • If you kick moustache gave, you're gonna have to kick me to unibrow carl.

  • Have it your way Unibrow carl within.

  • If you kick them, you're gonna have to kick me in the kidney.

  • What?

  • Why is that Corey?

  • I don't know.

  • Sometimes I just like to feel alive.

  • Oh, where?

  • Where am I here?

  • I think it's safe to say you've lost control of the meeting.

  • I'm well aware, Siri.

  • Where am I theory?

  • Can you buy my album?

  • Siri?

  • Argo takes adequate.

  • This guy says pair.

  • What was this meeting even called for?

  • Yeah.

  • Why are we here?

  • Yeah, Good question.

  • What is going on?

  • What's that?

  • Whatever I Uh huh.

  • Oh, mickey.

  • And a phone call mickey and a phone call, la la la la la la la la la Shelley.

  • How can I help you, Shelly?

  • You mean like an oyster?

  • No?

  • Okay can I help you?

  • Yeah I want to get a tan.

  • Okay.

  • Have you tanned with us before?

  • You know?

  • Have you done before like at all?

  • Uh Okay.

  • And how would you describe your skin tone orange sir?

  • Yeah I'm orange.

  • Your skin is orange.

  • Yeah.

  • Really orange.

  • Okay so you have been tanning?

  • No.

  • Too much tanning can be really I haven't been tanning.

  • Okay so why is your skin orange?

  • I was born like this.

  • Do you have some kind of skin condition?

  • No I've got a couple dance that's about it.

  • You should really come in for a consultation.

  • Why?

  • Because it could cause damage to your skin.

  • Like scarring, pigmentation and peeling peeling.

  • Yeah.

  • Well I don't want to get peeled.

  • I saw one of my friends get peeled once.

  • It wasn't pretty.

  • He was baked into a crisp.

  • Oh yeah that's why we have to be careful.

  • Okay sir.

  • Hi.

  • Could you hold for a minute?

  • Hold what?

  • I don't have any hands.

  • Well.

  • Uh Sir.

  • Oh hi my supervisor things.

  • You should consult a doctor about what your skin.

  • Yeah, it's orange.

  • Right.

  • Well why do you think you need our services?

  • I just want to look a little bit more tangerine.

  • You're not laughing.

  • Okay.

  • I have to go where you going?

  • Can I come?

  • Hello?

  • Hello.

  • What up?

  • What up?

  • What up for lovers?

  • It's your boy Little Apple.

  • And today I'm here with grandpa.

  • 11.

  • Thank you.

  • Be here little Apple.

  • Today the audience wants to know how To work a phone.

  • You up to the challenge grab 11 am I now the first thing you need to know about using a telephone is to speak very loudly.

  • What your voice has to carry through miles and miles of cables and you don't speak up.

  • How's your switchboard operator gonna know how to connect your call?

  • Um, grandpa Lemon, I don't think that's what we're talking about today, Poppycock.

  • If there's one thing I know it's telephones, I once racked up $7 in long distance fees.

  • Boy.

  • $7 could buy you a hot rod and a jar, hair grease in those days, grandpa Lemon.

  • I think they're asking about the phones people use today.

  • You know, phones like this, this, you call this little square piece of glass of phone.

  • It doesn't even have buttons and what I'm supposed to cause somebody on this rectangular surfboard.

  • Seriously.

  • I'm not sure I understand what the who knew operator is that you, grandpa Lemon?

  • That's serious.

  • You summoned her by accident serious.

  • I'm only gonna say this once.

  • Get off this line.

  • I'm trying to reach the switchboard.

  • Yeah, you got ahead of ourselves a bit.

  • I think you need a refresher on how far phones are coming.

  • Don't you lecture me about the history of telephones?

  • Why?

  • I went to high school with alexander Graham Bell Pepper.

  • No, don't know.

  • Like, I think the audience wants to know how to use a smartphone, you know like apps and stuff.

  • Ah that's precisely how alexander Graham Bell Pepper met his end.

  • He mistakenly got served as an app at the met gala.

  • Not that kind of app, grandpa.

  • Lemon.

  • I'm in this kind of app.

  • Whoa.

  • And this kind of app.

  • I have so many questions and this kind of app.

  • All right.

  • All right, this is too much enough with the apps.

  • Time for the naps.

  • Maybe you could wait until the episode is finished.

  • No.

  • Alrighty then.

  • Already drooling.

  • I see.

  • Oh, this is actually a good demonstration of what not to do with your smartphone.

  • Most phones are water resistant or even waterproof up to a point but still it's a good idea to keep them away from liquids.

  • Impossible.

  • Otherwise thinking oh wow.

  • Would you look at all those apps grabbing women?

  • I think Having a food dream about appetizers, they look delicious, grab 11.

  • Please wake up, you're celebrating a lot of it, grab that flag.

  • Oh who the what now?

  • Oh my gosh thank goodness.

  • You woke up the phone was about to blow up.

  • Oh no we should get out of here, let's support uh Grab 11.

  • No time to talk.

  • Oh I feel young again.

  • This is truly bodacious.

  • Uh huh.

  • Yeah.

Oh yeah.

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