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  • - Howdy howdy fruit-a-loots!

  • A to the O here with special guest Apple!

  • Say hi, Apple.

  • - Hello!

  • - And tell 'em what today's episode is gonna be!

  • - Was I supposed to come up

  • with the idea for today's episode?

  • I figured that was on you since,

  • y'know, the show's called The Annoying Orange,

  • not The Regular Apple.

  • - Hmm.

  • That's a good point, Apple.

  • Hahaha!

  • (record screeching) - Wait, why'd you laugh?

  • Why'd you emphasize the word point like that?

  • You know I'm skittish about knives, dude.

  • If there's a knife around you gotta tell me-

  • - Hey!

  • - Oh lord, no!

  • - And a terrified scream to you too, sir.

  • Heard you guys were doing a challenge video.

  • Can I join?

  • - Sure!

  • The more the merrier.

  • - No way!

  • Orange, I'm not doing a video with him.

  • - I know when I'm not wanted.

  • Later!

  • - Orange, I told you.

  • I am not comfortable doing a video with that knife.

  • - Okay, okay, still, let's just see

  • what the audience has in mind okay?

  • It's probably not even knife related.

  • - Fine.

  • - Let's have it, Mysterious Voice Announcer Person Dude!

  • - I hope you'll do the Hole in the Wall challenge.

  • - Ooh, I like this already.

  • I like it a hole lot.

  • Hahaha!

  • - [Announcer] Here's how the challenge works,

  • there are four rounds.

  • - Bring it.

  • I'm not scared of rounds.

  • I am round. Hahaha!

  • - For the love of all that is holy,

  • can we please just get through this explanation?

  • - [Announcer] You have to stay in the Play Area

  • next to a pool or in this case, the sink, as a wall

  • with a different shaped hole comes at you.

  • Each player who matches the shape

  • and gets through the hole earns 10 points,

  • and each player who gets knocked in the pool

  • or gets stuck in the hole in the wall gets no point.

  • - Yeah, I don't think I wanna participate in this.

  • - [Announcer] And one more thing,

  • the winner gets a million dollars!

  • - I'm in! Let's do this!

  • - [Announcer] Release the first wall!

  • - Here we go!

  • - Orange, get out of the way, I'm gonna through

  • that apple-sized hole over there.

  • - No way, it's Orange-sized and I'm going through it!

  • - Aw man, I could really use that money.

  • Knife, can you help a fruit out?

  • I'm trying to win a million dollars here.

  • - Oh, so now it's okay for me to play?

  • - Yes! Yes! I'm sorry, okay, I'm sorry!

  • Now come on, the wall's getting close, dude!

  • - Yeah I'll do it, but I'm gonna need a cut of the winnings.

  • - Classic Knife, always needs his cut.

  • Hahaha!

  • - Orange, we don't have time for this!

  • Fine.

  • Do it, Knife.

  • I'm in it to win it (screaming aggressively).

  • - I- I made it!

  • - Me too?

  • - And me three!

  • Uh oh, Apple. looks like you two

  • are gonna have to split your winnings.

  • Hahaha!

  • - Ugh. Awful joke.

  • - Actually, I don't think that joke was half bad.

  • Hahaha!

  • - [Announcer] Release the second wall!

  • - Really?

  • Listen, man, we gotta decide how bad we want this.

  • - I mean... I want it, man.

  • - I want it too.

  • - Seems like you're both cut from the same cloth.

  • Hahaha!

  • - No time to react to your horrible joke, Orange!

  • Do it Knife!

  • Do it now (screaming softly)!

  • - Okay, did we all make it through?

  • - Yep!

  • - Yessir.

  • - Let's light something on fire!

  • - Um, what?

  • - Looks like you got an evil twin

  • on your nonexistent hands.

  • Hahaha!

  • - Omigosh.

  • We so don't need this right now!

  • - You know what I need?

  • A match, some accelerant and an alibi, baby!

  • (laughing lightly)

  • - But seriously I'm not sayin' a word,

  • speak to my lawyer.

  • - I guess deep down I always knew I was 25% pyro,

  • always lightin' stuff up.

  • Bummer is it had to manifest itself

  • in the middle of a high-stakes game show like this.

  • - [Announcer] Release the third wall!

  • - Look at that, there's nowhere for Orange to get through!

  • - There's nowhere for us to get through either dude.

  • - Not if we go full applesauce.

  • Sure, it'll be painful but Orange isn't

  • gonna make it past this round.

  • If we make it, we're done!

  • We're rich!

  • We gotta decide, guys, what do we do?

  • - Applesauce!

  • - Applesauce!

  • - Light the wall on fire!

  • - Good enough for me.

  • Knife, get chopping! Quick!

  • (screaming aggressively)

  • - Whoa! Saucy move, Apple.

  • Hahaha- augh!

  • Oh well, I was never a fan of dry humor anyway.

  • Hahaha!

  • - [Announcer] Applesauce wins!

  • Your prize is, a millions dollars!

  • - Guys, we did it!

  • Oh, I guess I'm back to being one person again.

  • Even better I don't have to share

  • this prize money amongst myself.

  • Hahaha!

  • - Well you still gotta share it with me.

  • Where's my cut?

  • - It's a check, dude.

  • You'll get it soon enough.

  • - No, I want it now.

  • Chop chop!

  • - Um... hopefully I can still cash this.

  • What do you guys in the audience think?

  • Will the bank accept this check in its current condition?

  • - Hey now, don't break the fourth wall.

  • - Oh. Sorry.

  • I forgot I'm not supposed to address the camera.

  • Breakin' the fourth wall and whatnot.

  • - No don't break the fourth wall!

  • - Huh?

  • Oh!

  • I forgot there are four rounds.

  • Oh man, how am I supposed to beat this wall?

  • And why is there a lighter in my hand?

  • - Uh oh, looks like your inner pyro is coming out.

  • - No he isn't.

  • I'm not going to light this check on fire.

  • Yes I am.

  • No, I'm not, it's worth a million dollars!

  • - Do I even need to be here for this argument?

  • Hahaha!

  • - No! Yes! No! Yes!

  • No!

  • Yes!

  • I did it! I made it through all four walls!

  • Quick, someone put the check out!

  • Orange, throw me that fire extinguisher!

  • - Hm?

  • - The fire extinguisher you're holding!

  • Give it to me now!

  • - Okay. (kazoo whistling)

  • - Ah. I see that wasn't a fire extinguisher after all.

  • No!

  • (soft upbeat music)

- Howdy howdy fruit-a-loots!

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