Mhm.

Yeah, yeah.

Mm.

What?

Yeah, Yeah.

Thousands of years ago, aliens that would come to be known as life fibers crashed to Earth.

These parasites attach themselves to the most intelligent species.

They could find humans, and they even got humans to make them into close.

So it was easier for them to live on us and provide viewers with gratuitous fan service.

Yeah.

Anyway, the life fibers helped humans evolve more quickly and soon just passively survived as humanity developed.

But some weren't content with such passivity, like Raggio Cuttery, who had access to the original primordial life fiber that landed on Earth so long ago.

And humans are gonna humans.

So she and her husband experimented on that sucker like nobody's business.

They attempted to infuse fibers into both of their daughters.

Their first daughter was too old for the experiment to be a success, and it appeared that their infant second daughter was also a failure.

So radio just through her away, she threw away her baby.

Kinda reminds me of how my dad just threw away our relationship Well, Fortunately for this child, her father couldn't stand by radios decision and rescued her assuming the name machine McCoy, and raised this daughter himself.

This is Ryuko.

Yeah.

Things were okay for a while, but it wasn't a picnic at the McCoy household where you go and he's seen.

Didn't always get along.

So he shipped her off to boarding school to fight other people there instead of him.

When she finally came home, she found dear old dad bleeding out, impaled by a weird looking sword.

This was the first half of what would become her signature weapon.

The scissor blades emissions.

Last moments he urged for you go to find whoever wielded the other half of the weapon.

The one who killed him real good might not have known it.

But the scissor blades were created by your father out of life fibers.

They're actually one of the only weapons that can cut and destroy life fibers, which is important when your opponents are all using, you know, life fibers.

I would say we take a shot every time we say life fiber, but you definitely die with and do not try that at home.

Anyway.

With the quest of revenge and half a scissor blade, she started hunting down her father's killer but she couldn't do it by herself, so she found us.

Can't be sailor suit to help her out.

Yeah, here's that fan service thing I was telling you about.

This is sunk.

It's a living suit made from life fibers, also known as a comma.

We now there's plenty of clothing out there made with some life fiber, but a common we like ST Kitts is unique in that it's made of 100% life fiber.

And yes, I said living suit point.

Where you calling?

These assassins can't hear me.

Oh, that fears nice.

Yeah, that's not creepy at all.

Not just Anyone can wear sun kits as they have to successfully bond with him for the process to work.

Lucky for Yuko, she absolutely could in no small part thanks to the life fibers infused within her body when she was an infant.

Wait.

I just realized she found her dad after years and years just to watch him die.

That's pretty awful.

Well, yeah, she'll be fine.

Just wait.

What about me?

With what?

What about you?

What if I ever find my dad?

He's He is there.

Everything will be OK.

How about we take a break.

Tune in next week for the full death battle between Shadow the Hedgehog and Rico McCoy.

Where's give me?

It'll be good.

Tell me you're proud of me.

Tears are gross.