Here we go, buddy.

Games are back, baby.

Alright.

Kicking off this year's event.

Kong's Crucible.

It's a giant obstacle course complete with corn dogs, bubba balls, watermelons, electric eels.

Hold on.

Where's that?

Don't ask.

Once you get through there, it's mud pits, motorcycles, beer bongs and one big ass water slide.

You're gonna catch a lot of air.

I'm gonna warn you right now.

But very important to note, the only way you win is if you capture the flag.

Whoever captured the flag wins the event.

Top three finalists at the end of today's events competes in tomorrow's final event, the end game.

Oh, by the way, Shelley, we got near beer for you.

Copy?

Wait.

What?

Wait.

What?

He's in the program.

But I can't mix my meds with alcohol.

He can't drink alcohol.

That seems like an unfair advantage.

It's still beer.

Dick face.

We'll just get him a fresco.

Are you trying to mind Fuck me?

Me?

Because I invented mind fucking I'll come all over your mind.

Well, what the fuck is wrong with you?

Come on in.

The same clown pussy.

Are you ready for this?