While Texas was going through freezing temperatures that knocked out the entire state's power grid, Cruz's reputation really took a hit.

And, you know, it's a shame Senator Cruz could have avoided all that embarrassment if he had just used the Cancun channel called Texas Weather Got you down.

I want to go to Cancun, but don't want to be seen going.

Then all aboard the Cancun Channel High speed tramway designed by Elon Musk.

Not that Elon Musk.

Hi.

My name is also Elon Musk.

We took the hidden tunnels made by drug Lord El Chapo and turned them into a secret underground tramway that starts 200 ft under Austin, Texas, and rockets you at 1200 miles an hour directly into the lobby of the Ritz Carlton Hotel in Cancun.

Still worried about being seen?

Choose one of our three disguises to hide your identity.

Bearded biker dude Cookie grandma or sitting U s Senator Cancun Channel.

Que bueno.

Sorry.