Well, I guess if you love it, you gotta let it go.

Yeah, I guess that.

Oh, Where you going?

Hi, I'm Steven.

I'm in accounting and I love man made lakes.

What is happening?

So I guess my best asset is my sense of exploration.

What kind of why is that?

Oh, it's Pino.

Oh, my e.

Guess.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Is there like a speed dating thing happening here?

I didn't realize this was going on tonight.

Do you feel like a love connection?

I don't.

Okay.

Your loss.

I'm nasty.

Rich, nasty rich.

Well, that's really, really rich.

Some saying my best asset.

ISS exploring stuff.

What's that?

It's a cabernet.

My favorite.

May I?

Oh, hi.

S.

So what are some of your likes and dislikes?

I dislike that.

This is happening right now.

I'm not doing this dating thing, you know.

I know it could be scary to get back in there.

No, no, no.

You misunderstood.

I lost my best friend.

My ex was my best friend to Can you go?

I don't think the bell rang, though, I think.

Oh, well, your loss.

I'm a professional chef.

Oh, no.

I like when people cook for me.

Well, I guess my best asset is What's that?

Yes, is that Oh, no, no, no.

How do I make it?

Some people stopped coming to this table.

I don't want to do this.

So I didn't put sign up or something.

I'm hoping that's a sign that you're interested in me.

I'm not your loss.

I have a huge Penis, and I usually stop calling after a few weeks.

Oh, no, you could be the one.

I'm blessed after this.

Please give it to me.

Give it.

Give it.

Give it DVDs.

No, wait.

What do you have a ghost?

Dad?

Ghost ship Lagos Ghost wants to bring me wine.

And then he rubs my belly and tells me it's okay.

And then he comes to sing.

There you are.

You're my best dis ass is Oh, you're my best ass.

Oh, no, I told you.

You too drunk to drive.

Well, maybe you shouldn't drink so much.

Hey, who are you?

My mouth.

So then I was eating cookie dough in my closet, and I was like, Oh, you're definitely a closet eater.

Ate dinner around the toilet the other day.

Does that make me a toilet eater?

No.

It just means you're really efficient with time.

Thanks.

Do you wanna buy this apple?

No.

No, I do not.

That is disgusting.

Why is it disgusting?

Because you put your mouth over and then you get all your like mouth inside and mouth jizz all over it.

It's very sexual and very intimate.

And I am not about that life.

Okay, But we share food all the time.

Yeah, but that's different.

Apples are different.

They're discussing their sensual, their sexual.

They're, like, intimate.

They just take a bite.

Please, just take a bite.

Thank you.

Uh huh.

All right.

Oh, yeah.

All right.

Shares that you, Jake?

Hi.

It's been forever.

You looked really great eating that apple.

Thanks.

Who do you Henderson apartment?

Yeah.

We could have todo Yeah.

Okay.

You have no choice.

What about may?

We could all hang out for a while, and then we could have sex later.

I don't mind.

No, we gotta go.

This apple has juiced me up.

You gotta go, girl by CEO.

What?

Did you anything else?

Yes, All of the apples.

All dem apples.

Nikki will fuck tonight.

Yeah.

Oh, Oh, yeah.

I'm not paying that e miss you, girl.

I miss you too.

I hate that we live in different places.

What if we move in together?

Okay.

You ended up like a question.

So it seems like even, you know, that's a bad idea.

Oh, hi.

So, so, so close.

Okay.

Oh, some things in this world aren't beautiful.

Like being homeless and deaf.

Donate your beautiful money.

That was really nice to read.

Yeah.

Here.

Well, I want to see.

I want to see.

Okay, I get it.

You go to share first, then you come to me and keep it.

Person.

Oh, that was so nice.

Excuse may.

What?

What?

A garbage monster.

Oh, that deaf old garbage monster can't hear.

May.

What is a garbage monster?

And if anything is actually a pretty savvy businessman Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

Do not suggest that we start doing that.

I won't.

Why didn't he ask me for money?

What do I look like?

Do I look like a person who doesn't have money?

Well, you never actually have any money.

Whoa!

Yes, That was so good.

I want to give you 20 bucks a little sheer.

Can I borrow 20 bucks?

You're such a garbage monster sometimes.

Garbage monster.

I'm gonna use that one day.

Thanks.

It's from her purse, but from my heart way should dance for money.

No.

One time.

That was one time.

And regardless of the fact that I am going to leave you with that check, I want you to know that that man is indeed Ah, garbage monster.

You need your place.

What?

So I guess he's just the one that got away.

Well, he had to go away eventually.

He's a cab driver, so he had to go pick up somebody else.

I know, but what am I gonna be like?

The last person on their route?

You know, their last stop?

Yeah.

Sorry.

It's OK.

You ladies air here early.

Well, it is five oclock somewhere.

It's five o'clock here.

Yeah, exactly.

And it's five oclock somewhere.

No, it's five o'clock right here right now.

So you don't just say that, but I'm gonna because it's five oclock somewhere.

No, the same doesn't work like that.

The saying is it's five oclock somewhere meaning somewhere else other than here.

So you don't have to say it's five oclock somewhere a girl.

It's five oclock somewhere.

But girl, it's five o'clock right here, right now.

That's like, That's a thing that people say to justify their drinking.

And you don't have to do that right now because we have reached a time in the day where it's totally acceptable for us to drink.

Yes, because it is Stay with me five oclock somewhere.

No, no.

See, you don't have to say it like that because that be impossible, actually, cause it's five o'clock right now in the way time zones work.

It was five oclock Somewhere else would be five o'clock in the morning and we've already made that mistake.

So do you ladies want any food with your drinks?

No, Snookums, I would like more vodka, please.

Because it is a five oclock somewhere.

No, no, no.

This hurts.

This hurts.

My body can't drink anymore.

I will just take food.

No.

Okay.

How about we eat food in the form of potato vodka?

Distill my vegetables, distill my vegetables and give it to me in liquid form?

Yeah, I know we've already made that mistake, but think of it this way sheer.

It's five o'clock here in New York.

It is five o'clock in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

It is five o'clock in Hartford, Connecticut.

Right.

Um I write, Share my right.

Come on, Let's hear it.

Let me hear it.

Yes.

Oh, What'd you say?

Yes, you're right.

Oh, that's my favorite thing.

Thio here.

Have we decided?

Yeah.

I'll have a gin and tonic.

Girls, slow down.

It's only five o'clock.

You're right.

Double, please.

Alcoholism.

According to the surgeon general, women should not drink alcoholic beverages during pregnancy.

But according to the sexual general, women should definitely drink alcoholic beverages if they're trying to get that deep.

Consumption of alcoholic beverages impairs your ability to drive a car or operate machinery, but doesn't impair your ability to drive the boys wild unless you drink too much.

Too much of anything isn't good.

And no one likes a sloppy drunk.

Unless you're a fun drunk.

I don't know, man.

I'm not a doctor.

Just have fun until it hurts and it hurts.

Take your ass home.

Unless you like it when it hurts.

In which case you may have a different kind of problem.

Drink responsibly.

Oh, yes, sure.

I know If we're only having sex and see each other at night, we're not dating.

And if we do zero daytime activities like go out to eat or go to the movies, we're not dating.

And And if he makes me take the subway because he doesn't want to share a cab with me when we're gonna go hook up at his place we're not dating.

Oh, God.

Okay, let's go back to your place.

Yeah, for sure.

Waken go together.

No, I don't wanna be seen like together.

We're not together.

You're not my boyfriend.

So you can't call him your boyfriend.

Oh, can I call my nighttime friend?

E Guess if you want to feel better about it.

Well, it doesn't really make me feel better.

It just makes you feel less single.

Well, that's not a title.

You can't be less single.

You're either single or you're not.

What if I started calling it Not quite single but still available?

Because I'm single.

So Hello, gentlemen.

That's way too confusing of a thing.

You haven't even showed me a picture of this guy.

Oh, my bad.

What am I doing?

He's super cute.