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  • So I guess this truth is dead now.

  • Well, I guess if you love it, you gotta let it go.

  • Yeah, I guess that.

  • Oh, Where you going?

  • Hi, I'm Steven.

  • I'm in accounting and I love man made lakes.

  • What is happening?

  • So I guess my best asset is my sense of exploration.

  • What kind of why is that?

  • Oh, it's Pino.

  • Oh, my e.

  • Guess.

  • Oh, I'm sorry.

  • Is there like a speed dating thing happening here?

  • I didn't realize this was going on tonight.

  • Do you feel like a love connection?

  • I don't.

  • Okay.

  • Your loss.

  • I'm nasty.

  • Rich, nasty rich.

  • Well, that's really, really rich.

  • Some saying my best asset.

  • ISS exploring stuff.

  • What's that?

  • It's a cabernet.

  • My favorite.

  • May I?

  • Oh, hi.

  • S.

  • So what are some of your likes and dislikes?

  • I dislike that.

  • This is happening right now.

  • I'm not doing this dating thing, you know.

  • I know it could be scary to get back in there.

  • No, no, no.

  • You misunderstood.

  • I lost my best friend.

  • My ex was my best friend to Can you go?

  • I don't think the bell rang, though, I think.

  • Oh, well, your loss.

  • I'm a professional chef.

  • Oh, no.

  • I like when people cook for me.

  • Well, I guess my best asset is What's that?

  • Yes, is that Oh, no, no, no.

  • How do I make it?

  • Some people stopped coming to this table.

  • I don't want to do this.

  • So I didn't put sign up or something.

  • I'm hoping that's a sign that you're interested in me.

  • I'm not your loss.

  • I have a huge Penis, and I usually stop calling after a few weeks.

  • Oh, no, you could be the one.

  • I'm blessed after this.

  • Please give it to me.

  • Give it.

  • Give it.

  • Give it DVDs.

  • No, wait.

  • What do you have a ghost?

  • Dad?

  • Ghost ship Lagos Ghost wants to bring me wine.

  • And then he rubs my belly and tells me it's okay.

  • And then he comes to sing.

  • There you are.

  • You're my best dis ass is Oh, you're my best ass.

  • Oh, no, I told you.

  • You too drunk to drive.

  • Well, maybe you shouldn't drink so much.

  • Hey, who are you?

  • My mouth.

  • So then I was eating cookie dough in my closet, and I was like, Oh, you're definitely a closet eater.

  • Ate dinner around the toilet the other day.

  • Does that make me a toilet eater?

  • No.

  • It just means you're really efficient with time.

  • Thanks.

  • Do you wanna buy this apple?

  • No.

  • No, I do not.

  • That is disgusting.

  • Why is it disgusting?

  • Because you put your mouth over and then you get all your like mouth inside and mouth jizz all over it.

  • It's very sexual and very intimate.

  • And I am not about that life.

  • Okay, But we share food all the time.

  • Yeah, but that's different.

  • Apples are different.

  • They're discussing their sensual, their sexual.

  • They're, like, intimate.

  • They just take a bite.

  • Please, just take a bite.

  • Thank you.

  • Uh huh.

  • All right.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • All right.

  • Shares that you, Jake?

  • Hi.

  • It's been forever.

  • You looked really great eating that apple.

  • Thanks.

  • Who do you Henderson apartment?

  • Yeah.

  • We could have todo Yeah.

  • Okay.

  • You have no choice.

  • What about may?

  • We could all hang out for a while, and then we could have sex later.

  • I don't mind.

  • No, we gotta go.

  • This apple has juiced me up.

  • You gotta go, girl by CEO.

  • What?

  • Did you anything else?

  • Yes, All of the apples.

  • All dem apples.

  • Nikki will fuck tonight.

  • Yeah.

  • Oh, Oh, yeah.

  • I'm not paying that e miss you, girl.

  • I miss you too.

  • I hate that we live in different places.

  • What if we move in together?

  • Okay.

  • You ended up like a question.

  • So it seems like even, you know, that's a bad idea.

  • Oh, hi.

  • So, so, so close.

  • Okay.

  • Oh, some things in this world aren't beautiful.

  • Like being homeless and deaf.

  • Donate your beautiful money.

  • That was really nice to read.

  • Yeah.

  • Here.

  • Well, I want to see.

  • I want to see.

  • Okay, I get it.

  • You go to share first, then you come to me and keep it.

  • Person.

  • Oh, that was so nice.

  • Excuse may.

  • What?

  • What?

  • A garbage monster.

  • Oh, that deaf old garbage monster can't hear.

  • May.

  • What is a garbage monster?

  • And if anything is actually a pretty savvy businessman Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

  • Do not suggest that we start doing that.

  • I won't.

  • Why didn't he ask me for money?

  • What do I look like?

  • Do I look like a person who doesn't have money?

  • Well, you never actually have any money.

  • Whoa!

  • Yes, That was so good.

  • I want to give you 20 bucks a little sheer.

  • Can I borrow 20 bucks?

  • You're such a garbage monster sometimes.

  • Garbage monster.

  • I'm gonna use that one day.

  • Thanks.

  • It's from her purse, but from my heart way should dance for money.

  • No.

  • One time.

  • That was one time.

  • And regardless of the fact that I am going to leave you with that check, I want you to know that that man is indeed Ah, garbage monster.

  • You need your place.

  • What?

  • So I guess he's just the one that got away.

  • Well, he had to go away eventually.

  • He's a cab driver, so he had to go pick up somebody else.

  • I know, but what am I gonna be like?

  • The last person on their route?

  • You know, their last stop?

  • Yeah.