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  • Alright, if everyone could just submit their Coachella for Dogs jokes by 4 P.M., and other than that, unless anyone has anything...

  • I think we're all done here.

  • That...

  • Yeah Mike, what's up?

  • What's Big Bird doing here?

  • Oh, right.

  • You guys, this is Big Bird. He's going to be interning with us here at Funny or Die for the fall.

  • I want to be a comedy writer when I grow up, and a fireman, and an astronaut.

  • Welcome aboard.

  • More like, welcome a-bird.

  • (laughs) This is going to be easy.

  • I thought I was clear in my email--

  • (laughs)

  • Hey Big Bird.

  • Oh hey Mike.

  • Oh, I wanted to thank you again for the standing nest.

  • Oh-oh, it's no problem Big Bird.

  • Listen, we need to talk about your sketch.

  • Oh, do you like it?

  • Uh, I mean, it's definitely good, it's just not what we mean by sketch, you know. It's supposed

  • It's supposed to be funny.

  • Ooh.

  • What if I give you a mustache?

  • (phone rings)

  • One please.

  • Hey Big Bird.

  • Hi Zach.

  • Is this your list of polite words?

  • Yes it is.

  • Why don't you go ahead.

  • Could you...

  • Sorry.

  • It's okay.

  • Did you see that game yesterday?

  • Which game?

  • The kickball game?

  • No. I didn't catch it.

  • Hmm.

  • Oh, hi Nate.

  • Hey.

  • Oh Big Bird, did you happen to take over the Fresh Direct order?

  • Sure did.

  • The worms won't arrive until tomorrow.

  • Oh great.

  • I'll just sweep up then?

  • Yeah, that'll be great.

  • Thanks Big Bird.

  • No problem.

  • You're tracking.

  • Alright guys, we had a really good week last week.

  • Seven.

  • Seven views. (laughs)

  • Wait, do you work here now too?

  • Let's just jump right in to new pitches.

  • Back to school fashion?

  • Day light saving?

  • The number 4?

  • Actually, the number 4 is in the news right now.

  • Oh, I have another idea.

  • Maybe we could change the name of the website to Funny or Good Try.

  • So that way everyone knows that even if their video wasn't the best, we're still really proud of them for trying.

  • What do you think Oscar?

  • For the last time, I'm not Oscar.

  • Matt, you do live in a trash can though.

  • Yeah, but--

  • You know, Gordon says that when I turn 7, he'll make me a bunk nest.

  • So you're all welcome to stay with me.

  • Wait, I'm sorry, Big Bird, you're not even seven?

  • No, I'm 6.

  • This is for kindergarten credit.

  • Are we allowed to hire 6 year olds?

  • Okay, byee.

  • Bye Big Bird!

  • Come back when you're in college.

  • Hey, what's up Big Bird? You ready to go?

  • I'm ready Bobby.

  • Whoa!

  • Okay, can we stop at the play ground on the way?

  • Yeah, we can stop at every playing ground. C'mon man.

  • (laughs)

  • (Funny or Die ending jingle)

Alright, if everyone could just submit their Coachella for Dogs jokes by 4 P.M., and other than that, unless anyone has anything...

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