yikes!

with those teeth when you're through

there'll be no dust left to bite

Christ

newsflash, kid

this is show business

show some class when you dress

shave that bush off your lips

boom

your band's named Queen huh?

ain't that sweet

you dance like you rode

a bicycle race with no seat

that's what's wrong with you people

you'll do anything to get famous

you changed your name to Mercury

you should've been Freddie Uranus

you think I haven't

heard those things before?

you're just a bully

who's too scared to go to war

you had a hit song called My Way

but someone else wrote it

you're the least talented rat

in your whole pack of rodents

you've got four notes in your whole range

you can't act and you can't dance

I'm more powerful than you

when I'm wearing women's pants

why do you stand there in a suit?

it's like you're trying to bore me

when I rock the UK

South America gets horny

because my songs have balls

they're the anthems of victory

your music is like the

soundtrack to a vasectomy

you're in the pocket of the mafia

and everybody knows

Guinea dago

Guinea dago?

Guinea dago Figaro

easy jaws of life

I can't stand a racist

I love the coloreds and the queers

just ask Sammy Davis

look we all wanna swing baby

but you took it too far

you played butthole roulette

and you lost the draw

I took one for both teams

from a disease no one knew existed

I didn't leave a mark on history

I French kissed it

I'm a champion of the world

extinguished in his prime

so kiss my ass Frankie

but you'll have to wait in line

who won?

who's next?

you decide