Twitter is straight up drama.

There's nobody better suited to explain everyone's tweets.

Kendrick Perkins himself without further ado.

Welcome to Master Perk Theater.

What's Good, Sports Nation?

It's your boy, Big Hurt and Welcome Toe Master Perth in Episode five.

Let's see who wants to smoke LeBron James O King James, If you know, you know, go talk.

Hey, Brian, What you're trying to say you nobody else could talk.

Look, y'all, maybe the goats of professional sports, But I'm a goat.

I'm a Golden Texas Texas basketball Hall of Famer type goat.

Yeah, so I'm away in on this.

How about that?

And since you want to try toe not include me and others into this tweet like only you and Tom Brady could talk about this, then I'm gonna go ahead and say Serena Williams is the goto.

Go next, up yours truly.

Kendrick Perkins.

I got the teeth tonight.

Let me know if anybody want all the smoke.

I should have kept my damn mouth closed because the chief didn't want to smoke.

I mean, that was just a disgrace to get smacked like that.

I mean, Tom Brady was the only person that looked like he wanted to smoke along with the defense of line and linebackers and everybody else on the Tampa Bay roster include the coaching style.

Bad choice by me.

Feel sorry for my own laws.

Carry on.

Next up, Bradley Bill, the leading scorer of the MBA.

The cap on this app.

Hashtag cheese.

Well, look here, Brad.

We just want the best for you.

But, I mean, if you want to stay in Washington and continue to lose but put up 35 points a game, then look, do you okay?

But I was just feeling sorry for you, along with everybody else.

And we wanted to get you to a winning situation.

My bad.

Next up, Josh Hart.

I'm a sucker for good.

Kitchen applies.

Do what?

Hey, look, Joshua, I see you get your Martha Stewart on and all that.

But look, do me a favor, please.

Just don't go broke.

Bryant air fries.

Okay, Carry on.

Next up, Kevin Durant OKd himself.

Free me.

Katie, I'm with you.

Free You free you.

We need you in the game of basketball.

The greatest score ever in my eyes.

But safety first.

Okay?

And you need to tell the people around you toe act more responsible Contact, trace and all this.

Look, we gotta make sure that we have a season.

We got to make sure we see Kevin Durant.

Go scored 30 plus tonight way.

Need to see you get on your people, not the MBA.

And that's it for this week's episode of Master Perk.

See you next week.

Carry on.