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  • - How big are your ice cubes?

  • - How big are your ice cubes?

  • - That's a personal question.

  • - Yeah, exactly. (Josh laughing)

  • That's what I'm saying.

  • (bright jazzy band music)

  • - Hey, guys, welcome to "Stir Crazy."

  • I've known my guest today

  • since we went to high school at Forks.

  • She's gone on to become one of our finest actors.

  • Her new film is the holiday comedy "Happiest Season."

  • It's Kristen Stewart.

  • - Hi, how's it's going?

  • - So first of all, major belated happy birthday,

  • but I feel like it's worth mentioning,

  • because it was a big one.

  • - Yeah, it was.

  • - Did 30 feel especially meaningful for you?

  • - It does. I really feel it.

  • - Every bone aches? Every...

  • - Yeah, huh, yeah, my knees.

  • - As you know, I have a couple of silly challenges for you.

  • As an actor, as a consummate actor,

  • you're used to cold reads.

  • This is Really Cold Reads.

  • (bright jazzy band music)

  • We're gonna load up our mouths with ice cubes,

  • one at a time, and we're gonna try to communicate

  • an iconic piece of film dialogue to the other.

  • Now the size of the ice cube is a big part of this.

  • How big are your ice cubes?

  • - How big are your ice cubes?

  • - That's a personal question.

  • - Yeah, exactly. (Josh laughing)

  • That's what I'm saying.

  • - [Josh] Oh, yours are pretty big, too.

  • - For scale.

  • - But your thumb is abnormally large,

  • so it's all fucked up. - Yeah, I need a quarter.

  • Yeah, exactly.

  • I'm a (laughs), I'm a cotton headed Ninny Muggins.

  • - Oh, Elf!

  • I'm a cotton headed Ninny Mug something.

  • - That was it.

  • - Merry Christmas, you filthy animal.

  • - Merry Christmas, you filthy animal!

  • "Home Alone."

  • I wish I knew.

  • I wish I knew how to quit you.

  • - (laughs) Aw.

  • Was that "Brokeback"?

  • I wish I knew how to quit you?

  • - Good movie choices.

  • Gay, Christmas, okay.

  • - You better hold on tight, spider monkey.

  • - I don't know, wait, can you say that one more time?

  • - You better hold on tight, spider monkey.

  • - I just wanted it again,

  • 'cause I knew it might be the very last time

  • that I was really receiving that one. (laughs)

  • - (laughs) Until the reboot.

  • - Yep.

  • - You got that? Just to clarify.

  • - Yes, "Twilight." (Josh laughing)

  • Yeah.

  • - All right, I won't torture you anymore on that front.

  • But I will congratulate you, I was telling you before,

  • "Happiest Season" is a delight.

  • This is like a warm blanket.

  • This is like one of those classic holiday movies.

  • I love these kinda movies.

  • In the romantic comedy holiday movie,

  • do you have a North Star?

  • What was yours?

  • - Every time someone asks me

  • what my favorite rom-com is,

  • I immediately just go, "When Harry Met Sally,"

  • 'cause it's the one.

  • - That is a good one, that is acceptable.

  • I mean, and it's a holiday movie, ends at New Year's.

  • - Is it a holiday just because-

  • - It ends at New Year's.

  • Let me see if, how well you know your co-stars

  • with these extreme close-up photos.

  • (bright jazzy band music)

  • - It looks like a color that Mary Holland would wear,

  • like her character would wear like a pink lip?

  • I think it's Mary Holland.

  • If it's not, wait.

  • It's not? Okay, wait, hold on.

  • Let me, well, 'cause it's Alison Brie.

  • It's Mackenzie?

  • - Oh God, now you're just embarrassing yourself.

  • - I guess so.

  • I really wanted to be good at this, like badly.

  • (Josh laughs) Wow.

  • Okay, so hey, question, this is not in the movie?

  • - No, these are not stills from the movie.

  • - That's good to know.

  • Okay, well, I thought it was gonna be in the movie,

  • which is why I was like-

  • - Okay. - Her character,

  • Riley, would never wear pink lipstick.

  • Now that I know the rules of the game,

  • I think I'm gonna do better.

  • - Okay, let's go to the next one, then.

  • - That's Mackenzie.

  • - You're confident about that?

  • What body part is it?

  • - Is the side of her mouth? (dog howling)

  • - Is that your dog? - It's the side of her mouth?

  • - Your dog agrees.

  • You are correct, that is the side of Mackenzie Davis' mouth.

  • Well done. - Yeah.

  • I like her. (Josh laughs)

  • I like this game.

  • - Well, you're arguable pretty, what's happening?

  • Are you casting a spell on me?

  • - No, I'm trying to be observant.

  • - Oh, I see.

  • - Well, it's funny, because he even looks like his dad

  • in this zoomed up close-up of his eyebrow.

  • - (laughs) That's true.

  • The Levy genes right there, he can't avoid it.

  • - It really is.

  • They're strong, they're strong.

  • They're handsome. He's-

  • - They are. - Really, like,

  • look at that guy!

  • - That's a dreamboat.

  • That's a dreamboat eyebrow.

  • - Whoa.

  • This is like, this is like some "Portrait of a Lady on Fire"

  • stuff right here.

  • - What does that mean?

  • - Well, she puts the finger in the armpit,

  • and you think it's not an armpit,

  • and you're like oh my God, what am I?

  • Oh, okay. (Josh laughs)

  • This is an uncomfortable picture.

  • - That makes you uncomfortable?

  • What does that say about you?

  • - Well, it looks like a sensitive area.

  • Like it just looks like you're really close

  • to a really sensitive area,

  • and that's not comfortable, per se,

  • unless, I don't know what you're into, but.

  • - No judgements, yeah.

  • - Is it Alison Brie?

  • She's wearing like a tube toppy, weird thing?

  • She's the only one that would wear a shirt like that.

  • Whoo-hoo!

  • 'Cause she's precious and she's cute,

  • and she would wear like a little off the shoulder shirt.

  • See, I told you I could be good at this game.

  • - It just took you a little warming up.

  • Okay, last one, finish strong.

  • You've really made some strides.

  • - You didn't tell me all the rules, not fair.

  • - Okay.

  • - Wow, that was a really good one.

  • - You're very proud of yourself.

  • - Very self-congratulatory.

  • - Like wow, I killed it there, guys.

  • - I'm amazing.

  • Wow, that's hard.

  • Who is this?

  • - Body part, person, anything?

  • - Is that me?

  • - Wow.

  • - Whoo-oo-oo.

  • I can see like slight, I have like bags

  • under my eyes, I'm like, well, that's already basically

  • looks like a shiner. (laughs)

  • (Josh laughs)

  • And I have this one hair right here,

  • that I'm always trying to like,

  • you know, like, wait don't forget to get that one.

  • - You talked a big game, and you-

  • - Lasers.