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Welcome to the program.
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Just wore a t-shirt today, and then seconds before going on, I thought, that's not enough.
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Went to my car, found this jacket I've had forever in the trunk.
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That's why I'm dressed like a man having a horrible midlife crisis — old jacket found in the car.
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Anyway, that's what you get when you're making a show in an abandoned theater during a pandemic.
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Alright.
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Great show tonight, Mike Birbiglia, very funny gentlemen will be on the program.
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Speaking of funny gentlemen...
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I never do transitions, Andy Richter.
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Hi!
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So you hear that, that was nice.
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I did, it was.
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I... I thought you were gonna talk about me.
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Oh, when you heard funny gentlemen?
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Yeah, yeah, because I mean, I'm...
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I mean, I'm... I'm here basically.
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And also you're the only one here.
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I exist.
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Yeah.
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I like, too, that your midlife crisis jacket is an old jacket.
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I know.
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Meaning you've already gone through it.
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Yeah, I... That's just a, sort of a hint at how old I really am.
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- Is that... - You've come to terms.
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Yeah, I found my midlife crisis jacket in the car from like eight years ago.
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Yeah, yeah.
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It's been driving around.
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Do you ever do that?
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- Do you ever keep a jacket in your car in case you're stuck somewhere and it got cold suddenly, and you don't have a jacket? -Yes.
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I used to do that all the time, but now I have a big dog.
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- So there's no room for anything but dog in my car. - Yeah.
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You could wear the dog.
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I keep talking to her about it, but she's just not amenable.