You have your own attached bathroom, by the way.

Oh, here's one of our best researchers, Dick.

Hey.

Hello there.

What's up, dude?

Glad to see there's another brother in this stuff in place.

Hey.

All right.

Good morning, Tom.

Jason, how you doing there, Dave?

Crystal?

Tommy.

Good morning, Jake.

How are you?

Pretty good, Kenny.

Yeah, Yeah.

You know, so early in the morning, I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but, uh, you know how I was supposed to work late tonight?

Well, I gotta run this errand for Mr Medina, and he says that you're gonna have to cover for me.

So there it is.

I don't need I'm sorry.

Dropped the ax.

Okay.

So, huh?

Again.

Yeah.

Oh, you know what?

Just remembered Mr Medina also almost slip my mind.

Wants us to change parking spaces.

What?

Yeah, me Personally, I enjoy the nine minute walk, but he said that we have to do it.

Believe it.

I hate it as much as you do.

What you gonna do?

Nothing.

You can dio.

Mr.

Medina said it.

Medina things.

Whole situation has been Mahin in eyes.

It just seems a little confusing to me as to why Mr Medina would give a where we park.

How's that?

I mean, why would he care where we part?

I don't know the answer to that question.

I mean, that's just what he said.

Hey, the machina works in mysterious ways.

You know what?

I'm gonna ask him myself, because no, that's okay.

I'll do it.

Mr.

Medina.

Sir, I know you're busy, but can I speak to you about the parking switch?

What is there to talk about?

Okay, I told you.

And change to switch parking spaces.

Don't you know who I am?

I am Mr Medina, and I'm a really, really person in here.

Now you get a lot of my office.

Wow.

True that it was crazy in there.

I mean, that was well hence, Yeah.

You know what's really crazy, though?

I've been working here for about a year and I've never even seen Mr Medina.

We'll see that Zizi wanna answer.

That's because he comes in before you come into work.

And he's still working when you leave.

That's that's what makes Mr Medina you know.

Come on, we're talking about Mr Medina here.

Right on.

Makes perfect says, You know, I bet the hardworking boss would love to meet.

Ah, hardworking employees, you know, shares the same values.

So I'm gonna go ahead and just introduce myself.

No, no, Uh, you can't go into Mr Martinez room.

Are you crazy?

No one except me is allowed to go in there.

Mr.

Medina is busy.

Okay, fine.

You made your point clear, man.

Thank you very much.

I think it's what way.

Yeah.

Come on, man.

What question?

More existence.

William E.

Had that end of the year report to you by 10.

Mm.

Oh.

Oh, Oh.

Trail.

What's up, baby girl?

Can you please turn that off?

Why?

You don't like my music?

Is it music?

Because it sounds like a bunch of sex noises over a bass line.

Oh, I get it.

You don't like my music cause I'm gang.

You can't handle the gay man's music.

No, no, no.

I'm tryingto work here, and that music is weirdly sexual.

Oh, I see.

So my sexuality is weird.

You just can't fathom Ah, man, being attracted to another man, I could fathom it.

It's Can you just please listen to some other gay music like Barbra Streisand or something.

Anything.

I see.

I see.

Okay, so listening to Barbra Streisand is gay stereotype much start.

You seeing anybody lately?

Yeah, I mean, kind of.

I think I got a good last night.

Oh, it was like I mean, my mail was like like he had a baby arm holding onto a apple.

Don't call it a baby arm.

Oh, I think so.

You can't handle hearing about how I'm gay.

I'm sorry.

You just referred to your boyfriends Penis as a baby's arm holding an apple.

Well, that's what it looked like.

And it's not my boyfriend, by the way.

And any What's your homophobic?

No, no, no, that's not homophobic, Okay?

You're explicitly talking about sexual things in the workplace.

Fine.

There's plenty of stuff that we could talk about.

You know what?

Uh, my Penis cup my scrotum cozies that I have been knitting recently.

Oh, with these knitting needles that I have just noticed Look like a little skinny purple penises, etcetera, etcetera.

Oh, my God.

I can show you a picture.

And then you tell me if it's good for Facebook.

Okay?

I'm fairly certain you're going to show me something overtly sexual, Don't you?

Prejudge.

May.

Here it is.

Ah, that's a close up of an anise.

Oh, no, That's not an anise.

That's my baby girl.

That's disgusting.

Oh, I see.

So you don't want to see a close up picture of my anus because you hate gay man?

No, I don't wanna look at a close up picture of anyone's anise homophobia.

Homophobia is a homophone.

Right here.

Hold the phone alert.

Whoa!

Hey, Hey, baby has no mhm ready.

Go to lunch.

Yeah.

Uhh!

Latrell, this is Gavin.

Gavin, this is the trail is my boyfriend.

How you doing?

I'm I'm doing very well.

How How are you doing, Gavin?

Gavin.

Great.

I want to go.

Yeah, nice to meet you know, trust me, it's not That's the guy.

Oh, I get it.

I'm not persecuted.

I'm just a ass.

So your offices all the way down at the end.

You have your own attached bathroom, by the way.

Oh, here's one of our best researchers, Dick.

Hey.

Hello there.

What's up, dude?

Glad to see there's another brother in this stuff in place.

So, um, this is gonna be your assistant, Genevieve.

Genevieve.

What is this shining man?

All black people have to shine.

You never shine with another black person before.

No.

I grew up in a white neighborhood and then went to Dartmouth.

I've met other black people before, but not like this.

You gotta get shined at by another black person first, and then you get it.

It's kind of like Facebook.

What up, dudes?

So every black person has This Is Kobe listening?

Yo, what up?

Wow.

Denzel Washington.

I'm here.

I'm present, and I will always be around Littlejohn.

Excuse me, Littlejohn.

Welcome.

Right.

Glad to have you on board.

Oh, what's up, Barack Obama.

Mm.

Wow.

Would that be something that Barack Obama just showed up?

Your startup Paperwork's right over here.

Man.

You gotta be more careful.

Learn to use the shine tune in and out of it.

Otherwise you won't be able to sort out who's talking.

Coco.

What?

You wanna bring girl?

Drink some cocoa?

Booth?

Is everything okay?

Great.

Listen for Morgan.

Morgan Freeman, He will guide you.

Listen to my voice right now.

Just stay calm and focus on that white man.

Everything is going to be okay.

Why don't you finish up this paperwork?

Bring it to Jennifer in my office.

Now pick up that letter opener and kill that white man.

Coolio, man.

Oh, yeah, certainly.

Oh, hey, I got to go.

Yeah.

Terry Out, sir.

How you doing, man?

Hey.

Pretty good, Gabe.

Oh, got something on your shirt.

Not today, Terry.

It's like Gabe come out to play.

You do have something on your shirt.

No, I don't.

Yeah, you kind of dio I'm pretty sure I don't got a clean shirt at my desk.

You want me to get it for you?

I don't see why that would be necessary.

Because the streets you have on right now, it's not clean.

Except for that.

It is me.

I have a clean shirt.

You you have some schmutz on your damn well, There is no shorts on my Jammie jam.

You know what?

Why not just get it for you?

Yeah.

Why don't you do that?

Yeah.

Hmm.

Andi.

There we go, Lieutenant.

Mhm.

They almost got you.

Oh, almost.

I mean, I'm thinking damn here.

Good.

You know what the funny thing is?

What's that now?

I guess from when I dabbed your shirt with the paper towel, and I'm not playing the game right now, but I actually I must have got some paper towel fuzz on your shirt so way.

Yeah.

No one should have to go through that.

And I'm sorry.

Happy?

Hey, Terry, what's going on?

Uh, having a good morning.

I'm having a terrific morning.

Great.

Hope there's nothing on my shirt because I can't looked out.

Oh, no, dude, we're not doing that right now, okay?

There's nothing on your shirt.

No one cares about your shirt.

Everything is not about you.

Try have a conversation with Karen right now.

So you okay, Terry just pisses me off, okay?

E do have smarts there, Sweets all over me.

Now, you can't deny that Terry's not gonna know what hit him.

I way.

What?

What happened?

Terry died right back.

Hey, Terry, it's Gabe.

I am just wanted to let you know that that you didn't get me, Terry, you didn't get me.