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  • - I can't tell Cole and Dylan Sprouse apart.

  • (upbeat music)

  • - Hey guys, welcome to "Stir Crazy".

  • Our guest today stars in "Riverdale"

  • which is making a seven year time jump this season.

  • I've aged at least 20 years this past season,

  • so that sounds perfectly reasonable to me.

  • It's Madelaine Petsch.

  • Hey. - Hi Josh.

  • Did you write that down ahead of time?

  • That was really good.

  • (Josh laughs)

  • - That came right off the dome.

  • - That's incredible.

  • You were so good. (Josh laughs)

  • Somebody get this guy a raise, please.

  • - Yeah.

  • This is the best guest we've had yet.

  • Any big resolutions this year?

  • Are you doing dry January?

  • Any big life changes?

  • What's going on? - My whole life is dry.

  • (Madelaine laughs) So.

  • In the sense of alcohol,

  • I'm not really a huge fan. - Got it, got it.

  • - But my life is incredibly,

  • I was gonna say moist (Josh laughs)

  • but I think fun is a better word.

  • (Madelaine laughs)

  • - Took about 30 seconds

  • for you to say something inappropriate,

  • thanks, we did it. - You're welcome.

  • - The "Riverdale" cast

  • is like the most powerful social media force

  • I feel like on the planet.

  • All of you guys.

  • Well you guys have like six gazillion followers

  • combined. - You know what?

  • Have you heard of this new app called Tik Tok Josh?

  • - I have. - They are taking

  • over the world.

  • It is not us.

  • - Where do you stand on the KJ Apa

  • enthusiastic shirtless dancing on Tik Tok?

  • - I love KJ.

  • When he put it out I did text him and ask,

  • was that meant to be posted?

  • So you know it is what it is.

  • You know what though,

  • I have to say like I love Instagram stories too.

  • He does this really funny skit stuff,

  • it just comes right out of his head.

  • A lot of people think he's insane,

  • but honestly I think he's a genius.

  • - What about your buddy Vanessa's Twitter?

  • She's kind of like very positive, new age-y,

  • there's crystals, there's astrology.

  • - I love her so much.

  • (Josh laughs)

  • - You know I actually

  • don't have the Twitter app on my phone.

  • I haven't had it for like four years.

  • - Oh you're probably very healthy

  • and well-balanced unlike me. - Mentally,

  • I'm still mentally unstable.

  • (both laughing)

  • But it's a little bit better than it would be otherwise.

  • - I also admire Kamilla's Instagram

  • if for no other reason

  • that she at one point posted a bunch of penis latte art.

  • - She made one this morning.

  • - That's like just a thing she keeps doing.

  • - Yeah.

  • (both laughing)

  • - As a friend, is this a good thing?

  • Are you worried about her, do you support?

  • - She's an artist.

  • Why would I ever be worried?

  • I don't get it.

  • - So okay the big exciting news on "Riverdale" this year

  • is you guys are making the big time jump,

  • seven years into the future.

  • Are you relieved that you're going seven years ahead?

  • 'Cause I assume you wouldn't wanna play Cheryl at 10.

  • - Yeah seven years behind I would've lost my job, for sure.

  • (both laughing)

  • - Although it would've been entertaining I think, yeah.

  • - Definitely.

  • - So "Riverdale" is known for taking some big swings,

  • safe to say, plot wise.

  • Like, the writers go for it.

  • - I don't know what you're talking about.

  • I'm not familiar with that.

  • - So I wanna pitch you a few ideas, for future

  • seasons of "Riverdale". - All right.

  • - You tell me if these past muster with you.

  • (upbeat music)

  • "Riverdale" the golden years.

  • So you know we've moved ahead seven years this year,

  • screw that we're going ahead 70 years.

  • You're in the retirement home,

  • the mystery is who brought the chlamydia in.

  • What do you think?

  • - You said it not me.

  • - Well?

  • That's a real

  • thing by the way. - Well then

  • I'm out of a job again.

  • I've heard about this and I find it fascinating.

  • But also, I'd still be out of a job at that point.

  • - Well you don't know. - Don't know

  • if I could really.

  • Are you saying I could play an octogenarian?

  • - I'm saying you are capable of anything

  • with modern technology,

  • mocap suits. - That's very sweet.

  • Thank you, okay.

  • - I turned it around.

  • Thank god. - I accept.

  • (both laughing)

  • - What about "Riverdale" fury road?

  • It's dystopian.

  • Would you shave your head to kinda go Furiosa style?

  • How do you think Cheryl would be

  • in a post apocalyptic landscape?

  • - You know what?

  • I have said and I will say it again,

  • that I would shave my head for the right role.

  • But I don't know if like season six of "Riverdale"

  • in the dystopian future is the right role for that.

  • Feel like I don't need to.

  • I feel like my hair's fine on my head.

  • - Okay, we know where you draw the line.

  • I thought you would be more adventuresome,

  • but cool, whatever.

  • - Okay.

  • Fine.

  • - "Riverdale" Tokyo drift.

  • This is kind of a fusion of the "Fast and Furios" franchise.

  • The truth is this is just Vin Diesel

  • playing all the roles in "Riverdale"

  • so you're out-- - Oh I'm down.

  • (Josh laughs)

  • I would watch that show.

  • I'd watch that show.

  • Vin Diesel playing Cheryl Blossom, 100 percent I'm in.

  • - Do you think he'd look good in the red wig?

  • - He doesn't need a wig, he's a bad bitch.

  • (both laughing)

  • He doesn't need any accoutrement.

  • - He's so strong he could probably like will the red hair

  • out of his bald head.

  • (Madelaine grunting)

  • - Just.

  • (both laughing)

  • - Exactly.

  • So you are in the bubble with your cast mates.

  • So I saw for instance, what last Halloween

  • I saw some of you and your buddies

  • posed as what like Power Puff girls, do I have that right?

  • - What do you mean, what?

  • Obviously.

  • Obviously we're Power Puff girls.

  • How dare you.

  • - What's the next group costume party?

  • Like have you already scouted out,

  • like planned out the next five Halloweens?

  • What's it gonna be?

  • - I don't know where I'm gonna be next Halloween

  • so I can't do that can I?

  • - Well but you can have costume aspirations, costume dreams.

  • - Costume dreams.

  • Oh wait I came up with the best one yesterday.

  • I'm gonna be Gollum, I just remembered.

  • (Josh laughs)

  • Sexy Gollum, I think it's like

  • the most iconic. - Sexy--

  • - No one take this idea.

  • - Can I hear your Gollum voice?

  • - My precious.

  • (both laughing)

  • - So I know from your YouTube exploits you're into the ASMR,

  • you've fallen down that rabbit hole.

  • - Oh yeah, oh yeah.

  • - So we do a little ASMR-y kinda thing here,

  • we do something called quarantine confessions.

  • (upbeat music)

  • - I have a tattoo

  • of Choni4ever on my.

  • - I have a tattoo of Choni4ever on my.

  • - This is true.

  • I can't tell Cole and Dylan Sprouse apart.

  • - I never graduated high school,

  • but that okay, me smart.

  • - I'm super high on jingle jangle right now.

  • - I think we all could tell that.

  • Not a big secret is that you're authentic.

  • You're a ginger, you're a red head,

  • there are a lot of posers out there.

  • Is there like a WhatsApp group

  • for famous red heads out there?

  • Are you like corresponding with Rupert Grint

  • or what's going on?

  • - Oh.

  • If I was corresponding with Rupert Grint,

  • the idea, the tears you would see.

  • I'm like, Harry Potter's biggest fan,

  • so that would be like big moment for me.

  • But no.

  • I mean, more power to them.

  • The dying gets better and better.

  • I mean look at KJ, he's not a natural red head,

  • and it looks great.

  • The more red the better honestly.

  • - On the Potter front, you've been sorted I take it.

  • What have you been sorted into?

  • - I was on the WB lot

  • and I got sorted by what I think is the real sorting hat,

  • and it told me that I was a.

  • (drum roll)

  • Ravenclaw. (birds cawing)

  • - In your heart of hearts

  • you knew you were destined to be Ravenclaw.

  • - 110 percent.

  • There was a never question in my mind.

  • Rowena Ravenclaw and I.

  • Rowena Ravelcalw and I, we go way back.

  • (Josh laughs)

  • - There's that jingle jangle voice again.

  • - Wow.

  • (Josh laughs)

  • - Have you sorted your friends on "Riverdale"?

  • Are they all big Potter heads too?

  • - I think Camila would join me in Ravenclaw for sure.

  • And Lily would be a Gryffindor through and through.

  • - Should we play some Charades, some classic Charades?

  • - Absolut-el-strudel.

  • (upbeat music)

  • - Four words. (clock ticking)

  • First word.

  • (Madelaine and Josh laugh)

  • Horns.

  • Devil.

  • Bunny.

  • Singing.

  • "What's Love Got to Do With It?"

  • Hey.

  • Oh Josie and the Pussycats!

  • (ding)

  • - Yeah. (both laughing)

  • - How did you get that?

  • - I don't know.

  • - It was so bad. - I'm impressed with myself.

  • No don't.

  • Don't be like that to yourself.

  • - Thank you for believing in me.

  • Okay four words.

  • First word.

  • Brr it's cold in here.

  • Cold, winter.

  • Oh freez-y, ice, cold, winter.

  • Chilly.

  • Snow.

  • Blizzard, snow, snow.

  • Blizzard.

  • Chilly?

  • Winter.