You probably heard of it called Dry January.

That's where a lot of people abstained from drinking alcohol for all of January.

And, Andy, this is something you'd like to do.

Is that right?

Yeah.

I mean, it's nice to hit the reset button after the holidays and just kind of, you know, clean yourself out.

Yeah.

So tell me, how is your dry January going so far?

Well, if you'll refer to the calendar here, it started off strong.

Um, I got through January 5th with no problems, but then there was attempted coup on I spent that they glued to the news.

So I made an exception on that day and had a drink.

You know, Andy, I'm going to say that That's very understandable.

A lot of us were stressed out that day so I wouldn't be too hard on yourself.

Well, yeah.

Then a couple days later, Los Angeles announced that were 150%.

I see you capacity because of the covert search.

So I made another exception and I had a drink.

Well, Andy, that was rough time, too.

And then Kim control announced she's not coming back for the sex and the City Re union.

So of course, that was a drinking day.

Not sure that's the reason to start.

And then I read that Kim and Kanye are getting divorced, so I had to have a drink.

And then I read They're not getting divorced, so I had a drink for that too.

Then I went to Trader Joe's and they were all out of jingle jangle.

And they won't be getting any more for 11 months because the seasonal item, I mean, if that's not cause for a drink, I don't know what is.

Andy?

What happened on the 12th?

Well, I smudged my sad face, so, you know, I needed a drink.

And between that and finding out Wonder Woman 1984 is a little underwhelming and my Postmates delivery not including a side of 1000 island like I specifically requested.

I mean, how the hell is anyone expected to stay sober around here?

Okay, well, Andy, I e don't like to say this, but it sounds like you're drinking the same as any other month.

Possibly even mawr.

How dare you judge me?

This is an abusive workplace.

I'm making an exception.

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