HEEEEEEYYYYYYYY

Constantly people ask me

"What is your favorite game?"

And I always reply

*windows noises*

Honey pop

(Mad World - Gary Jules & Michael Andrews) ♫ And I find it kind of funny ♫

♫ I find it kind of sad ♫

It really offends me when people say my girlfriend is Marzia

cuz my girlfriend is obviously

...

TIFFANY

(Hi There)

*kinda shocked poods*

*points to himself*

AREYOUTALKINGTOME?

(Ya you!)

*shocked*

HUUUHHHH

EUGHH

EHRG

I THINKIMINLOVE

(OooOoOkaaay)

I literally cant remember anything right now

(Riiiight...)

WHut

SHe's just goin'?!

She's just leavin??

*cri evrytiem*

I miss her so much ;-;

THUUUUU

S0-Sorry

Uhhh

just

uhhh

um... uhh

*pewds is speechless lol*

WAITAMINUTE

Who

Who ARE

Who ARE YOU!? *kazzo intensifies*

(dont you recognize this ADDDORABLE faceu?) *pewds is a weeb loser*

(giggles its key-)

OHGGGHHH

(-on the bar)

Of course I recognize

dat bourfita? {?} {what}

This is the best game

of all time

[R.I.P. Headphone users]

Okay, where are we now?

O my God it's Candy Crush

(alright, I'll try to make this quick)

Some brilliant man out there was like

*burpie*

''Hey Candy Crush is a pretty good game...

but wouldn't it be better if we added anime boobs?'' {good idea}

Ghawd Damn genius

hEY, UNDErTALE, IT'S A PRETTY GOOD GAME!

but Wouldn't It Be bEtTer with anime titties?

*undertale intro*

*blue screen*

*tiddies* {THIS MA SHIT}

if only life was this easy

All you had to do is play candy crush, and you get bitches

Y'know this game really is a dream comin' true

I think for all of us.

And i think i speak for the entirety of mankind when I say that

It's such a good game, I'll never get tired of it {me neither poods}

Almost there, almost at the climax baby {( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)}

here we go

SUCCess ;)

.

..

...

That's what it says in real life as well

yAS

we did it

(see, i knew you had it in ya)

awight, where should we go first to hit up those sexy ladies?

Bros, leave a comment down right now, and I will pick whatever comment that gets the most-

Fitness club! Let's go to fitness club! (Game: Good choice rookie!)

*pewds falls in love*

TIFFANYY!

(Game: ...lit class was canceled. Trying to make good use of the time.) MAIN BITCH!

Fuck yeah!

(Other one: Hey, listen.)

Hell yeah!

[assorted grunts and belches]

(Game: Is this chick serious? That schoolgirl uniform is a little on the nose, don'tcha think?)

Don't judge my girl Tiffany! Shut the fudge up!

Ok, c'mon, alright, ehh heh!

Heh! aheh! hae hehe aheh

(hah hah hah)

eheh (haw) eheh (haw) eheh (ha)

[distorted eheh]

Ok

"Hey, don't take this the wrong way, but I just thought you were cute and I HAAD TO SAY HI!!"

*sad* ♫ 'Someone Like you' - Adele ♫

No, you stop it

alright

This is how you do it

This is how you do it (x2)

Oh the pleasure

I'm a cool -

I'm real cool, Im real cool

let's talk to her!

*pff*

wat

Okay, so she's a pure girl

uhhh

nevermind?

WhAt?

What was the right answer to that?

Fuck, we can't fuck up anymore

uhhhhhhhh

AnYwAy, wuts your breast size?

*laughs*

how old r u

*pewds imitates her*

okay... uuhh lets talk to her one more time

*laughs* you literally ju- you literally ju- HA

*imitates her* HI my name is Tiffany

QUIZ TIME!

Wut is my name?

EUHA

EUHA

(ha ha ha ha)

EUHA 20 years old

*cooly* i know

You know, I pay attention to detail

I care about women

As I am NOT

a mysoginetics

Oh, bitch is hungry, I forgot, you have to, like, buy them food & shit

Alright, so...

Purchase gift. Alright, so

we should buy tennis balls

No, uh

she's hungry, okay, food.

Would you like ... a wedding cake?

Do you like a Sundae?

WHY

Would you like a fruit?

MOTHER FUCKER

HAVE A CHEWING GUM

YES!!

She can't help herself

We are going on a date! We are going on a date!

Hell yeah

HELL YEAH

We're going date, We're going date!

We're going date, with Tiffany

We're going date -

OH!

BLAUGH

AUGH

AURRR

ERRR

EERRR

*Cough* *Cough*

[Drinking canned beverage loudly]

AUGHAAAH

Okay, here we go

yeah, you like that, girl?

Hell yeah

He- oh

OH OH OH OH OH

O-OH!

OOOOOOOH

HOO-HOO!

YES!

That's how you do it, bros

That's how you get a lady

Would you like an orange?

MUTHA FUCKA

Alright, we're just gonna have to spend all our money on Tiffany

She's our main bitch, and that's what we're going for

You gotta single in

We're going all in on this girl

Would you like a tissue?

nope