Name: Tom Papa On The Perks Of Marriage - "Late Night With Conan O'Brien"
Uploaded: 2021-01-13T18:46:22.000Z
Duration: 5 min 45 s
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Adverbs of manner

My next guest is currently appearing at the Comedy cellar right here in New York City through June 22nd.

Adverbs of degree

Not because of the emotions you could get over that.

It's all the secrets they take with them when they go.

Very unsettling after a break up, knowing there's someone out there who knows that you like to be spanked with a naked G I.

What's the point of losing weight when you're married?

The only reason to try and lose weight is to be more attractive to somebody else.

That's why I don't understand guys working out in jail.

I'd be the baddest chick in the big house.

My wife has a belly on a right now because she's pregnant and her breasts have quadrupled in size.

She put in one of her old bras look like a shoestring going across the bottom.

Still wants to fool around, which is totally bizarre.

It's like being chased around the apartment by a horny snowman.

We bought a car, which is a big deal living here in New York.

We got a good garage, though, for just 2 50 a month right over in Pennsylvania.

It wouldn't be so bad if it didn't stop and pick up all those other people but horrible people on the bus.

Everyone has a limp or a lazy eye or a tale.

It's like the garbage truck for human trash.

All right, e get the same feeling on the bus that I get when I shopped at Kmart.

That I'm better than everyone else there.

You're in those crummy stores like, Well, I'm here because it's a bargain.

But these freaks, they have to shop here.

We always think we're better than the other guy.

When I'm on that bus looking across the aisle at a guy in a Santa hat and goggles on, he's looking back at me.

Look, that guy in his goggles, he's looking back.

Wife and I just got back from a little romantic.

Coming down sharing coffee with all the strangers who were eavesdropping on you the night before?

You ever hang out with a miserable couple?

I know you have Because they hate each other.

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Tom Papa On The Perks Of Marriage - "Late Night With Conan O'Brien"

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