Name: Trump Banned from Twitter | The Tonight Show
Uploaded: 2021-01-12T18:20:30.000Z
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-Welcome, welcome, welcome to "The Tonight Show"!

Well, guys, it was another big day in Washington,

the resolution to impeach President Trump.

And if you're watching, no, this is not a repeat.

Right now, everyone in America is having déjà coup.

when you're charged with the title of a '90s Star Trek movie.

when your crowds rise to the level of Klingon.

It's looking like one more impeachment for Trump.

Trump gets impeached the way most people get vaccinated --

Some people say impeaching Trump will divide the country.

Really? How much more divided can the country get?

Meanwhile, some of Trump's most loyal defenders are saying

Well, if you think Trump's upset about getting impeached,

imagine how he felt the other day when Twitter announced

that they're permanently suspending his account.

Trump's basically the Pete Rose of social media.

Right now, Trump's phone is stuffed into a pile of rice

now Twitter can go back to what it used to be for --

In addition to Twitter, Trump has been banned or restricted

from Apple, Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat,

...YouTube, Reddit, Twitch, Stripe, Discord, and Shopify.

Trump's phone became a $2,000 flashlight.

Yep, now Trump can't tweet, snap, post, or stream.

he can't even sell embroidered pillows on Etsy.

-Of course now we're going to have to settle

with him holding 50 press conferences a day

Ah, it's 2:00 a.m. Time for another press conference.

Things have gotten so bad for Trump that PGA announced

that they will no longer hold the 2022 PGA Championship

at Trump National Golf Club in Bedminster, New Jersey.

Let's change gears here. Oh, this was fun.

Yesterday, Nickelodeon aired its first-ever

kid-friendly broadcast of an NFL playoff game.

-Now plunging forward. End zone and touchdown.

-And now Wil Lutz will come on for the extra point.

-Yeah. That actually looked normal to me.

"Uh, that was right through Spongebob there.

A lot of people enjoyed seeing the game like this.

That just didn't work. That just didn't work.

that they are rebooting "Sex and the City."

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