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- Hey!
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Hey, good looking, guy, hey! (laughs)
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Wow, this kitchen is so shiny and new.
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Way better than mine.
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Whoever owns this must be rolling in the dough.
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- That would be me.
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That's right.
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Since you saw me last, this dough's got himself some bread.
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(upbeat music)
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- Let me get this straight,
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you own this amazing kitchen?
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- Sure do.
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By the way, your mouth's hanging wide open.
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Hands, give him a hundo to wipe up that drool.
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And take one for yourself for being a doll.
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- I can keep this?
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- Sure, I don't need it.
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I haven't needed the dough for years.
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I sold my secret recipe and the money's
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been pouring in ever since.
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And the back massages have been pretty much nonstop.
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- No way, you have a secret recipe?
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What is it?
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- Can't tell you, it's a secret.
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- You can tell me, I have a secret recipe too.
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- No, you don't.
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- Yeah, huh.
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- No, you don't, you're just an orange.
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- Nuh uh, I have a secret ingredient.
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- Okay, then prove it, what is it?
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- Can't tell you, it's a secret. (laughs)
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Oh, come on, it's just a joke.
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No need to be sour, dough. (laughs)
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- Oh, these jokes are so bad they make me wanna-
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- Throw up?
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- Honestly, yes.
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They're that bad.
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- No, throw up.
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- Huh?
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(Dough exclaims)
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- Whoa, it's raining Bens!
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Hallelujah, it's raining Bens!
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Hallelujah! (laughs)
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- Okay, getting a little dizzy.
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- Try not to throw up from being thrown up. (laughs)
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(Dough exclaims)
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Whoa, I had no idea getting rich
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would make you so stuck up, (laughs)
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- 'Cause I'm stuck on the ceiling, yes, very funny.
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You wouldn't be laughing
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if you were in my position.
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This ceiling is not sanitary.
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- Look at it this way,
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you were rich before but now you're filthy rich. (laughs)
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(Dough groans)
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It's okay if you don't think my jokes are appealing.
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'Cause you are.
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(Dough exclaims)
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Doughboy?
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(Dough mumbles)
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Hey, Doughboy, hey.
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(Dough mumbles)
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I can't hear you,
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but that's probably because I don't have any ears. (laughs)
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- What I was trying to say was
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I would like you to leave my kitchen.
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- Dough-n't be like that. (laughs)
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- Your jokes are terrible and annoying.
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It's my kitchen, I want you gone.
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(Dough exclaims)
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- Sheesh, when did you get so saucy? (laughs)
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Sorry, was that joke too cheesy?
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- Would you stop already?
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- Okay, okay, I'll leave.
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Just tell me where the exit is.
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- Thank you.
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It's right over there,
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past the stainless steel fridge,
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next to the wood fire pizza oven.
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- You bought a wood fire pizza oven?
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- Yes, like I said, I'm very wealthy.
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Wood fire pizza ovens are extremely expensive,
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but it's chump change to me.
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Now would you please stop interrupting me
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and get out of my kitchen!
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- Geez, that felt a little over the topping,
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don't you think? (laughs)
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- Why are you still here?
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I just kicked you out, capisce?
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You're exiled, banished, 86'd.
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- Fired?
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- Fine, if you want to put it that way, you're fired,
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now get out!
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- No, fired.
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(Dough yells)
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- [Dough] No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
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- Well, on the plus side,
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seems like your expensive pizza oven really works well.
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(upbeat music)
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(Dough exclaiming)
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Well, that wasn't very slice. (laughs)
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- Oh great, you're still here.
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- Yeah, I couldn't find the exit.
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This kitchen's really big,
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so it wasn't exactly a piece of pie. (laughs)
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- I think you mean piece of cake.
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- Sure don't.
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(Dough exclaims)
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- You're just gonna take a piece without asking me?
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Rude.
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- Agreed, it just makes me sixth. (laughs)
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- Well, I guess this is it for me.
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End of the line.
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Funny, I spent my whole life raking in the dough,
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getting that money, green backs,
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and now as I near the end,
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I realize it didn't even matter.
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What actually matters in life are your friendships.
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You know, good times you share with other people.
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- Whoa, that's pretty deep, dish. (laughs)
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- That's it!
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I'm over here delivering my final words
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and all you can do is make jokes about it!
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Yeah, I'm a pizza, you got a problem with that?
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You want a piece of me?
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- No, but they sure do.
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(Dough yells)
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- [Dough] There's too many!
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- I'm gonna miss that guy.
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Although he was kind of a weird, dough. (laughs)
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(upbeat music)