Yeah, It's a patriarchal scam.

It was just created.

So we would all feel bad about having sexual experiences or or to control women.

And so I always tell people that you could have your virginity back.

It only costs $40 to me on.

And then I will send you your V card.

This goes for you too, Cone.

And I know you have a child, but that does not matter.

E.

I have I have two Children, but, you know, they're they're still on the young side.

I and I lost my virginity very recently.

It was during Obama's second.

It was during Obama's second term, and I remember very well.

Yeah, second term.

Obama.

Yeah, eso I waited, I waited.

It was very good boy, um, or mentally ill.

I don't know what the problem was, but I know.

Yeah, eh.

So what you're saying is you're gonna sell people for $40 you'll sell them a card that restores them their virginity, if that's what they want.

Absolutely everyone could be a virgin again.

And I want to make that happen.

That's my gift to society.

If they come across with the money.

Yes.

Okay.

So your gift to society is something that you're gonna try and make a lot of money out off.

Okay.

Well, is there such a thing as a free gift?

You know, we always get something out of anything that we do, whether it be purely altruistic, you know?

So this I get it, I get it.

I get what you're saying.

You're what you're saying is that everything is, at the end of the day, some kind of a scam.

Even if you're giving money to a charity, you get to feel good about yourself because you gave money to the charity.

So, in a way, you're getting something out of it.

Exactly.

So, yeah, you get the feel good.

So there's really just truly not, like, annul, truest ick moment that doesn't give you something positive in return.

Whether it's a good feeling or encouragement, you know, you still get something.

So I get $40 and you get your virginity.

Okay.

All right.

Well, I would like that card, please.

I want my virginity back because I was doing that right.

Overcoming Yeah.

Thank you.

It was It was the best 42 years of my life.

Yes.

Come on back.

I'll be in my office on Third Street.