Good grief.

I can't get up.

I'm dropped like a turtle.

I'm doomed.

So if you wanna be my hold on a minute.

As I was saying, there's an ice skating show tomorrow and I really think I could win if I had a handsome and graceful partner to skate with me.

What do you say?

Forget it.

I'm a hockey player.

I wouldn't be caught dead in an ice show.

Where am I going to find a skating partner?

I need someone who has charm and style.

Someone was really flair.

Oh, well, maybe we'll score points for diversity.

Wake up, Beagle.

If you're going to be my skating partner, we've got to start practicing.

Yes, it's early, but all great skaters get up before 5 a.m. Peggy Fleming did.

Kristi Yamaguchi did.

And you know Frick and Frack did.

Come on.

All right.

We worked on the Dutch waltz and the Killian position.

Next, let's work on our lips Now.

When I reach you, you lift me up over your head and lift on lift.

Lift me up, you dumb dog!

Where do you think you're going?

Come back here!

I thought you wanted to skate an ice show.

Don't you want toe win?

Who am I supposed to skate with now?

Mhm.

So how are you with lifts?

Happy New Year, Lucy.

Does that make it?

So does your saying Happy New Year truly make it a happy New Year?

Not in my experience.

Oh, everyone said things will get better in the new year.

Things will change.

But here we are, one full day into the new year and everything is exactly the same.

You think maybe we gotta used year?

Probably if the Big Eastern calendar syndicate got their way.

This will just be the same lousier over again.

You can't fight big calendar.

Well, are you going to make a New Year's resolutions?

What?

What are you insinuating?

That I need to change?

I'm fine Just the way I am.

Thank you very much.

New Year's resolutions are scams worthless.

I don't have to improve.

How could I improve?

Now?

I ask you how.

I'm only asking because I'm planning to make some resolutions.

Oh, well, that's different.

I'm going to try and correct all my faults.

All of them?

Yes.

In that case, you're in luck.

Hm.

We've only got one year.

So there's not much time I've jotted down a list of your faults and all improvements you'll need to make good grief way.

Don't wanna miss anything, so I am happy to help you categorize, itemize and prioritize everything about you.

We need to change.

You know Charlie Brown.

This may be a happy New Year.

After all, New Year's resolutions are very important, especially for someone like you, Charlie Brown.

First, we need to address your wardrobe.