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  • All right, well, you know, I love the holidays.

  • You know that about me.

  • I love the holidays.

  • And a big part of Christmas, folks,

  • is well, spending time with your loved ones.

  • For me, that's Andy Richter here, sitting next to me.

  • Aw, come on.

  • (studio audience applauds)

  • It is.

  • Golly.

  • It is.

  • You know, Andy and I have become very good friends

  • in the three seasons that we've been doing this show.

  • [Andy] Right.

  • And we decided, actually recently,

  • that I should get to know Andy even better.

  • And Andy should take me to Chicago

  • and look around his old neighborhood.

  • Andy Richter Chicago.

  • [Andy] Right.

  • Sort of some of your old haunts.

  • Yeah.

  • Well, we did that last night on the show,

  • we took a camera crew.

  • Yeah.

  • We went to Chicago.

  • You showed me around.

  • I think we visited 85 bars,

  • and we had a good time.

  • [Andy] Yes.

  • We really did.

  • [Andy] As far as we know.

  • That's right.

  • Well, tonight,

  • tonight is part two

  • of the installment.

  • Well, this where we went,

  • I was wondering who was living in my old apartment now.

  • You know,

  • and most people couldn't just go ring on the bell,

  • but when you bring a camera crew.

  • You can get away with stuff, right.

  • You can.

  • So Andy and I went to where you used to live,

  • and this really happened.

  • We just rang the bell and things unfolded, as they say.

  • Let's take a look now at our visit to Andy's old pad

  • in Chicago.

  • Take a look.

  • All right, Conan, this is the apartment I lived at.

  • Oh, it's nice, it's really nice.

  • Yeah, I have no idea who lives there now.

  • This is sort of, Lincoln had his log cabin,

  • and you started out in this humble apartment.

  • Right here on Cullom Street in Chicago.

  • All right.

  • So I thought we'd just ring the buzzer

  • and see who's there.

  • Do you know, you don't know these people at all?

  • No, I have no idea.

  • All right, let's just ring it and see what happens.

  • Okay.

  • (buzzer buzzes)

  • I hope they're home.

  • Yeah.

  • (intercom clicks)

  • [Julie] Who is it?

  • Hi, it's Andy Richter and Conan O'Brien

  • from "Late Night with Conan O'Brien."

  • I used to live here and we're wondering

  • if we could come up with a video tape crew

  • and film the apartment.

  • [Julie] I'm sorry, right now wouldn't be a good time.

  • Now?

  • How come?

  • [Julie] I have guests.

  • Um, could I talk to her?

  • [Andy] Yeah.

  • [Conan] Ma'am, Ma'am?

  • I don't think you understand.

  • This is Conan O'Brien talking now,

  • that was Andy Richter.

  • (studio audience laughs)

  • It would really be great.

  • We came all the way from New York City

  • and it'll just take a second.

  • We'll just, you know, see where Andy used to live.

  • And it'll just take a second, I promise you.

  • (silence)

  • Well, I think I've pretty much got her on the ropes.

  • I think she's about to give in.

  • Yeah, hello?

  • Hello?

  • [Andy] I bet they're coming to the window to look at us.

  • [Conan] You think?

  • Hello?

  • Now wouldn't be a good time.

  • Now wouldn't be a good time.

  • [Andy] When can we come?

  • (studio audience titters)

  • [Conan] Are they turning lights out?

  • [Julie] Back up from the door.

  • [Andy] What?

  • [Conan] What?

  • [Julie] Back up from the door.

  • [Conan] Back up from the door, okay.

  • [Andy] See, it's really us.

  • It's us.

  • Can you see us?

  • Back up more.

  • Hello?

  • Hello?

  • Are you peeking through the blinds?

  • (studio audience laughs)

  • We're on after Leno.

  • (studio audience laughs and applauds)

  • It's "Must See TV."

  • Hello?

  • Can you see us?

  • We're really are who we say we are.

  • (studio audience laughs)

  • Yeah, we're not just celebrity impersonators.

  • Although boy, what a sad celebrity impersonating pair

  • that would be!

  • [Andy] You'll be on national television.

  • [Conan] Yeah, there might even be some money in it.

  • (studio audience laughs)

  • [Julie] Come on in.

  • All right.

  • Oh, cool.

  • (studio laughs and applauds)

  • See that, they're on national television got them.

  • I think I mentioned money.

  • [Andy] Oh, you did?

  • Yeah.

  • Hi there!

  • Hi, I'm Andy.

  • Hi Andy!

  • Hi, nice to meet you.

  • Your name is? - I'm Julie.

  • Hi Julie. - Hi.

  • Couldn't you have called first or something?

  • [Conan] It's better this way.

  • [Andy] That's the whole point.

  • [Conan] This is the way Ed McMahon does it on TV.

  • (studio audience titters)

  • I didn't win a million dollars or anything?

  • [Conan] No, no.

  • This is, the only difference is he gives a million dollars

  • and there might be a 20 in it for you,

  • or something with us.

  • You're probably just gonna criticize, like,

  • the bathroom's not clean and stuff like that.

  • [Andy] No, not at all.

  • [Conan] Cool idea, let's go.

  • [Andy] Can we come in?

  • They've done the bathroom really nice.

  • It was a dump before.

  • [Conan] This is nice.

  • Yeah.

  • Look at this.

  • This actually worked out really well.

  • Look, it's their little toilet elf.

  • (Conan and studio audience laugh)

  • [Conan] It's always there when you need him.

  • (studio audience laughs and applauds)

  • Actually, I kicked through this door once.

  • Not this door, but it was another door,

  • and I kicked through it.

  • We're just getting these weird flashes

  • of what your life was once like.

  • This room is littered with empties,

  • ladies and gentlemen.

  • It's Chicago.

  • (Conan laughs)

  • I guess that's just --

  • It's the holidays.

  • Yeah, look, what's going on here?

  • It's just, there's something.

  • You have a problem,