This'll is me, Harley Quinn, Zell.

When I was a kid, my dad traded me for a six pack of beer.

But however many times he tried to teach me, E kept coming back.

Eventually he found me a new home.

Good Sisters of ST Bernadette's taught me a lot.

E was never an establishment kind of gal.

Aly Things considered.

I did good, even went to college.

Got my PhD head, my heart broken once or twice.

Finding love It's not easy.

So I threw myself into my work.

Became a psychiatrist.

That's when I met him.

Mr.

J.

My Joker.

Oh, I fell hard, like out of a plane without a parachute right in your dumb fucking face Kind of hard.

I lost all sense of who I waas eye on.

Lee had eyes for Putin Way All know the saying behind every successful man There's a badass broad.

Well, that was me.

I was the brains behind some of Mrs J's greatest stunts.

Nothing.

You let anyone know it, E Gesell.

Good things have to come to an end.

So we broke up.

Okay?

I handled it really mature that Mr J.

Was super broke up about it.

Yeah, I got an amazing new place.

That was all mine.

It gave me the space to really reflect on the mistakes of my past.

E I had to find a new identity since tell a new meat it wasn't easy, but after a while, e even opened myself up the possibility of new love.

Oh, no.

Okay, here's the thing about new loves.

I take payment in kind.

You have to feed it.

Oh, yeah.

Soon enough, I was back on my feet, ready to move on to make new friends.

Oh, with it was time for got them to meet the new Harley Quinn.

So I really put myself out there.

God damn it, Took the fuck down.

What?

I said, see your skinny ass down dump slut.

Okay, You broke my fucking legs.

Oh, do.

Oh, God.

What?

Uh, it's not a party without a little drama.

All right, Come on, Turn it up.

Shots on the house.

We'll meet dumb.

I have a PhD motherfucker.