Name: Joe Exotic Asks Kim Kardashian for Help with President Trump Pardon | The Tonight Show
Uploaded: 2020-12-16T18:37:55.000Z
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Well, guys, President Trump has been trying everything

to overturn the election, and he finally got

one of President Trump's latest and last attempts

In one short sentence, the Court denied a Republican challenge

They rejected Trump's whole argument in one sentence.

That's pretty much the Supreme Court's version

That's basically a tweet that went to law school.

It is the equivalent of a judge taking off his leather glove

The Court really tried to do Trump a favor though.

For Trump, it felt like applying to college

Now it's time to appeal to an even higher court,

The other big news is that after testing positive

Yeah. Another day, another Rudy discharge.

-That is right, America's Mr. Bean is back in action.

Giuliani didn't waste any time embarrassing himself.

He waved good-bye to the doctors wearing a gown

But the hospital staff doesn't have faith in Rudy.

On his way out, he grabbed a Dunkin' Donuts napkin

off of the ground and blew his nose in it.

That's right, the nurses are thrilled Rudy is gone.

Now they don't have to keep changing his head pan.

Yeah, it seems like there's so much going on right now.

President Trump's lawsuits continue to be thrown out.

People are starting to get the COVID vaccine.

There's a lot to go over, so let's just jump in

and cover it all at once. It is time for "News Smash."

First up, Trump's lawsuits, they're not going well.

The Supreme Court just dismissed the GOP's attempt

to overturn the election in Pennsylvania.

So I'm sorry, Mr. President, you tried your best,

I got to say it is nice to get some good news for once,

instead of news that completely melts your brain

and makes you feel insane. Speaking of which,

Joe Exotic asked Kim Kardashian to help him

Joe's in prison for trying to murder Carole Baskin.

But he wants to get back to his life of wrangling tigers.

I mean, if we wants to wrangle large, furry beasts,

he could always apply for a job at Chipotle.

A location in New York City is struggling to deal with

It's gotten so bad that four employees have been bitten.

The U.S. will start giving out COVID vaccines soon.

And the people that are first in line to receive them are,

of course, elderly people with underlying health issues.

People like President Trump. [ Laughter ]

All three of Trump's Supreme Court nominees voted

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