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  • Oh man, looks like you have a new friend request.

  • Oh my god, this can not be happening.

  • Well, it finally happened.

  • Your mom is on Facebook, posting things like...

  • "October means getting all my fall motif sweaters down or maybe I should just "leaf"(leave) them up there. Hahahaha. I am laughing out loud on the floor!"

  • Sure she likes posting about her life, but she loves getting into yours.

  • "Who's your new friend? She looks...ill."

  • Now you have to watch everything you say unless you get the "damn it, my mom is on Facebook filter."

  • It's the only app that scans your Facebook page for stuff about drugs, alcohol, sex, references to atheism, and opinions.

  • Go ahead and type something that your mom would hate.

  • "There isn't enough beer in the world for me to deal with all Glenn Beck's Holy Roller BS."

  • Now apply that "damn it, my mom is on Facebook filter"

  • "boy, do I need new dungarees"

  • I got a 5 dollar coupon from Kohl's. I'll send it to you.

  • See, the "damn it, my mom is on Facebook filter" does what you do naturally: It lies to your mom.

  • -Sweet! -Even changing your photos to make them more "mom-friendly"

  • The "damn it, my mom is on Facebook filter"

  • For when your mom discovers Facebook.

  • -Like. -Like!

Oh man, looks like you have a new friend request.

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