It's that time of year again

when legends are ripped, screaming and bloody

from the wumb of glory

That's just one of the many disgusting ways

we'll be describing the white knuckle action of VGHS

FPS Clan tryouts.

Live here in our mobile news studio in grand theft auditorium.

And speaking of legends

our special guest today eats legends for brunch

Hey law

hope you grabbed a snack before the match

ehm, I did Scott, thank you

so law, we've got 84 students

gunning for just 12 JV and Varsity giants.

Any pro tips for your fellow mouse jockeys?

before they get kneed for death?

well, i don't know about pro tips, but

let me tell you something i once told a promising young newblade

VGHS is about being the best

but you can't be the best

you must be yourself

so before you walk in the tryouts today

i want you to dig deep before you walk through those doors

i want you to find out what drives you

cause once you find that out

once you know what it is to truly game

then nobody can break you

you guys are ready to go?

chiba, honzo!

how did you

Fished them out of the dumpster

You didn't think I'd let you actually throw your gear, did you?

i fixed them for you, they should be fully functional

and I've added a few...

upgrades

you guys know you're the best friends ever, right?

We are?

of course we are!

now let's go play some video games

now we've seen some great action today, but this final match is the one that everyone is gabbing about

in the red corner: the leanest, the meanest

fps-est varsity crew this school has ever seen

they must have a pretty good captain

and in the blue corner

a rad tag group led by jenny Matrix

who's fighting to be the first sophomore ever to make it onto the VGHS

varsity team

Doesn't help that she's down a man due to Brian D's expulsion

Yes, we've got you to thank for that, Law

Look, when a troublemaker like Brian comes into a school...

STFU Law, It's Brian D!

Noo!

No!

Don't you understand the maning of the world "expelled", D?

i signed up, i'm still in the system

the rules say i can play

Pff, Who sold you that load of Molyneux?

Around here I'm the dungeon keeper, and my rules are in black and white

Looks like your fable ends here

i know it does

it was my dream to play on a VGHS team and i screwed it up

yes, you messed it up bad! Like a failure

so what are you doing on my battlefield?

This isn't about you and me

it's not about getting back in

it's about one last chance to play with the best of the best

it's about playing the game

so at the end of the day Calhoun

it's all about the game

GG Brian D

He plays!

I can't believe that worked

check out brian d's old school gear!

Don't tell me that's the setup he smoked you with,

Law-lipop

Alright everybody just calm down, the game is about to start

Showing up late again, huh brian?

you never seem to learn, do you?

Rule No 1 Ace

never give up

Rule No 271 Never quote my rules back to me

Now sit your punk ass down and best of luck to you, son

you all know the routine, you keep it clean out there

match begins in thirty seconds

get busy fragging or get busy dying

Countdown!

Allright bring it in

You should've stayed home, brian. You're going to ruin it for all of us

yeah you're expelled, you've no chance of making jv

hey! I've seen these two cats meow...

and it's about to be a fancy feast tonight

You plan on bringing the thunder?

you know it

Good enough for me

Jenny

Well, now that you've all worked out your feelings...

are you ready to kick some ass?

We're pinned down on the left.

Fry my circuits! D and Matrix just grabbed the case

Bust out your butts and putt butt bibbs on these butts zoners

because this gumbo is bubble

please, grabbing the case is the easy part

let's see how these butts do on the long way back

Hot crawdads, that kid can play

I hate that kid

Bullion! Underclassmen draw first blood!

Law, looks like your ex girlfriend and arch rival are really kicking your team's ass

Jenny matrix has almost done

These underclassmen are one point away from the biggest upset in clan tryout's history

And that's not all, shotbot

Another round like that and brian d could actually get back in to VGHS

Now how's that do ya, Law?

he's gone

he left

alright, you three left flank

everyone else, with me

This is it boys and girls...

THE LAW HAS ENTERED THE GAME

Wait, the law?

Game over man!

Game over our faces!

okay, everybody calm down!

don't panic, as longas we keep our head...

HEADSHOT

Law ready for this?

Run!

Lesson learned, hell hath no fury like a Law scorned!

I know me some ownage

but that has got to be got to be of the fastest case grabs I've ever...

oh great Carmak's gosth!

They've scored again

Tie game

You know what that means, colonel slanders...

It's time for a sudden death!

3 minutes, no respawns, no mercy

Ladies and gentelman, it does not get better than this

Two incredible stories, one villan of Quakesperian proportions.

And it all comes down to this final play

Jenny, Brian

make it a good one

Everybody stop!

we can still win this thing

get real Matrix, we're donezo

The law is coming

for me

The law is here because i'm here

So i say let him have me

you know you're almost back in school, right?

i know

alright, here's the plan

LAW!

He's mine

Jenny

Law

Awkward...

So...

what's happening, captain?

Should we just shoot each other?

oh we could

but that won't get you on varsity now, would it?

Here's how this is gonna work

You're gonna go grab the intel

I'm gonna say hi to Brian

And I'll see you at Varsity practice tomorrow

You think i'd be caught dead on your team

Matrix, please

i should go before people start talking.

Hey brian

Argh

Argh!

Jenny just shot me in the back

Oh wait no

I'm sorry...

she just stabbed you in the back!

Really, Brian?