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  • Hey, my guest tonight is, of course, very talented comedian whose new show, the Cabin with Burke Pressure, is streaming now on Netflix.

  • You can also see him live on his hot Summer Nights tour, which will be making a stop at the Rose Bowl on Wednesday, October 28th.

  • And this man gives a good show.

  • Please welcome Bert Chrysler Bird.

  • How are you?

  • I'm doing fantastic.

  • I named it the Hot Summer Nights Tour, and the last thing I did was in Chicago in 28 degree weather with snow flurries shirtless.

  • That's right.

  • You You obviously like to show off your body, Aziz.

  • One should if they're in your shape.

  • And you so was, Could you see steam rising off your body in the 28 degree weather?

  • Oh, no, I had six.

  • I think it was six or nine heaters on stage with me like tubes blowing hot air space heaters like I was out eating at a outdoors Applebee's.

  • It was a graph It I looked like such a limp.

  • It was horrible, but it was nice.

  • I kept thinking whim off.

  • You don't get sick.

  • Time off, does it?

  • So I just embrace my my breathing.

  • Yeah, that's what you have to do.

  • I think we're all doing the best we can during trying times.

  • You may have heard, uh, we came into the theater.

  • We're and I know you have performed in this theater, Largo a million times.

  • We showed up yesterday.

  • Our equipment got ripped off.

  • Um, we're living in a post apocalyptic nightmare, all of us.

  • But we're doing the best we can.

  • Who breaks into Largo?

  • The sweetest human beings in the world work their own.

  • That place attend that venue that is like That's like ripping off a nun on.

  • Also, there was a nun staying here.

  • They beat her with a club.

  • She tried Thio Catholic grade school.

  • That might be trust me.

  • I had my Catholic education and that.

  • Well, let's just say this.

  • It's even the score.

  • Let's all say I want to talk about these shows you're doing.

  • You're doing these driving shows.

  • What's it like?

  • I mean, you are out there in the middle of a pandemic, but you have found a way to bring the Chrysler magic to the people, and I applaud you for that.

  • How's it going?

  • Does it feel pretty co vid safe.

  • Oh, it's very covert safe.

  • We've done now four tours across this country on Uh, yeah, The first woman didn't know if it was gonna work, which is the dumbest insight now, because my fans love the tailgate like my fans love the tailgate.

  • I mean, people show up.

  • They have smokers.

  • They have filled the bed of their trucks with water.

  • They have couch setups, they have inflatable mattresses.

  • It is, I mean, it is.

  • It's almost like when I was like, I wonder if they'll show up.

  • That's like Jimmy Buffett going.

  • I hope my fans like margaritas like it is.

  • They are through the roof and the shows were amazing.

  • I love them.

  • I'm having so much fun and it's offering people.

  • And this is what I like is offering people a chance of normalcy and to stay as safe as they want.

  • They can get out of the car and be around their car.

  • If they want, they can stay in their car, they don't have to get out of their car.

  • And I'm one of those people, like I would definitely I would probably get a little bit in the drunker.

  • I got the more adventures I got, but it's been absolutely amazing.

  • I wish more comments had the opportunity to do it.

  • I think a lot of people heard heard that.

  • Oh, they be honking and stuff.

  • They only hunk at the end of the show for a standing ovation, couldn't It?

  • Is the most amazing standing ovation you've ever got.

  • They flick their high beams, hit their horns.

  • You feel like you're getting abducted by aliens.

  • It is the greatest.

  • I would like it if I did that, and I told a joke that was so good that everyone's airbag went off.

  • That would make me happen.

  • Heads people's heads were blown back like their noses were broken by the impact of my comedy.

  • That's what I want.

Hey, my guest tonight is, of course, very talented comedian whose new show, the Cabin with Burke Pressure, is streaming now on Netflix.

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