And frankly, uh, you know, I thought I had to address it.

It has to do with the comments.

People leave whenever we post a clip on my show.

Uh, on YouTube or Instagram, people always leave comments and all the comments.

All of them these days are about my hair, all of them.

And if you don't mind, I'm going to read just a few actual riel comments from social media.

Uh, let's see.

Here we go.

Conan, I love you, but you're starting to look like Chucky is one.

Uh, here's another one.

Conan.

You look like Gerard Depardieu.

Conan is looking rough these days.

The hair makes him look like the hills have eyes.

Cast member.

Uh, Andy, why do you think this is so funny?

All right, here's one.

You gotta Conan.

You gotta find someone to trim that hair.

It's getting ridiculous.

You look like my fourth grade teacher, Mrs Ames.

Why does Conan That's not necessarily a bad thing.

Now I know him.

His name's and I like museums like this.

Listen, this one, why does Conan look like a homeless lesbian.

Uh, where is the homeless come from?

I don't know.

That's not about the hair.

I think that's more about the way I dress.

Get a haircut and get a real job.

Uhh!

From your can help you with the second one.

Um, Conan.

Looks like a nineties Ellen.

Wow.

Conan looks just like a full grown David spade.

Yeah, so let me just say this toe all my fans, please stop obsessing over my hair.

I'm quite proud of this show that we've been putting out under these very difficult circumstances.

Everyone here works hard coming up with comedy, booking the guests.

So it seems almost disrespectful.

Toe watch a clip of the show and then go to the comments and harp on the one thing nobody really put any effort into which is my hair.

It bothers the writers, It bothers the bookers.

And frankly, I find it disrespectful to the entire process.

Do you realize that the very future of our republic is at risk?

Our delicate democratic process hangs in the balance right now, and people are thinking about how my hair is quashed or whether it's been cut or hasn't been cut or how long it's getting.

I mean, the absurdity, Luke, what we're up against as a nuisance.

Ah, perm damage, that is, It's going businesses alive.

And these people continue to do nothing but think only about my home.

Anyway, thank you for listening carefully to me as a person and not as an object.

All right, well, glad to get that off my chest.