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  • We can't see you, Orange.

  • How about now?

  • Now we're seeing too much of you orange.

  • Come on.

  • We haven't got all day.

  • Yeah, there's ice skating on TV and I'm missing it.

  • Um What?

  • I mean ice dancing.

  • What?

  • Icecapades, listen, whichever one is the most manly, let's just go with dead orange.

  • Put your tongue back in your head.

  • Can dio through my eye socket.

  • Listen, I'm done messing around on three.

  • Everyone just say cheese we're using whatever we get.

  • 1232 You guys ever get so happy you just can't contain yourself like you don't just want to say you don't have to sing like uh oh, wow.

  • I love being alive.

  • Hey, what?

  • Your hair?

  • A little guy?

  • I'm what?

  • Just me.

  • Or is this guy a little to cheer me?

  • E think it's just you, Me and him have a lot coming.

  • Travel a lot.

  • Hey, that's the spirit.

  • Who's got no thumbs and a great attitude.

  • That guy.

  • Oh, my God.

  • I love it on.

  • I love your shirt, little buddy.

  • Seriously, What the heck is he talking about?

  • Hey, string cheese.

  • If you don't mind me asking, why are you so peppy.

  • Blissful, positive, awesome Pumps Toby alive.

  • Yeah, because when you think positive thoughts, positive things happen.

  • Try it, little guy.

  • Try it.

  • I don't wanna try it.

  • Thinking positive thoughts.

  • Think about how great life is.

  • Think about how buff your biceps are.

  • A positive, sudden.

  • Something great happened.

  • I'm okay.

  • I'm okay.

  • Just a scratch.

  • Still bumps to be a live Yes.

  • Serie.

  • Well, that's Gouda here.

  • Cheese puns?

  • Yes, I love puns.

  • Almost as much as I love this little do choose.

  • I'm Did they rip off part of your brain just there or something?

  • Maybe Woo what?

  • It interview?

  • Oh, you're starting to look a little strung out stringy.

  • No, no, I'm cool.

  • I'm cool.

  • I'm peppy.

  • More like Pepper.

  • Jack.

  • I'm alright.

  • Sorry.

  • I wanna laugh way harder.

  • That hilarious fun.

  • But they kind of just ripped off half of my face.

  • So I guess the world isn't such a wonderful place after all, huh?

  • No, it is my bad.

  • You need to stop being so down in the dumps.

  • Come on, Stream cheese.

  • Rally rally, bro.

  • Oh, yeah, I'm back.

  • The sky is blue.

  • You guys were all awesome.

  • This little guy's belt buckle is absolutely slaying it.

  • Two day Stop it.

  • You're creeping me out.

  • The birds are singing as a my la la la la la la la la la on Despite the fact that I'm missing money of my vital organs, I've never felt better.

  • In fact, I feel great.

  • Yes, sir, I do indeed.

  • Feel great.

  • No.

  • Great.

  • Uh, well, that was something.

  • I'm gonna miss him.

  • But at least we'll always have this melody to remember him by trolley.

  • La la, la la No.

  • Okay, okay, fine.

  • I'll stop.

  • Cool pants, by the way.

  • Knock it off.

  • Oh, hey, Who cut the cheese?

  • Hey, say that one more time and I swear I'm gonna hurt you.

  • You know what they say?

  • Two's company cheese.

  • A crowd.

  • I shut it.

  • Hey, Hey.

  • What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

  • Look, I'm not playing your game, Nacho cheese.

  • Who told you puns are funny cause they're not.

  • Oh, my head hurts.

  • Good.

  • Yeah.

  • I just don't feel very Gouda.

  • Get it?

  • Gouda.

  • I hate you.

  • And I hate your stupid puns.

  • How about a little bit more cheese with your wine?

  • That's it.

  • I'm not listening to anymore.

  • Puns he cheese?

  • No, he No!

  • Hey, Cheese listening.

  • Oh, it's time to sing.

  • Okay.

  • Uh, that was fun.

  • Let's do it again.

  • No, let's not do it again.

  • Ever.

  • Cheez, don't get angry.

  • You're turning into a monster.

  • I can't take it.

  • Someone end this right now.

  • I can't take anymore Stupid puns.

  • Yes, I am so out of here.

  • Where you going?

  • Cheese?

  • Yes.

  • Oh, thank you.

  • And my misery.

  • No more puns, no more That looks really degrading.

  • E regret.

  • Nothing.

  • Nothing?

  • Yeah.

  • Hey!

  • Hey, Cheese.

  • Hey, Cheese.

  • Are you feeling any cheddar and get really?

  • Get around.

  • Mark.

  • Mark, Mark and born.

  • Tell me, friend, are you feeling bored, brother?

  • I'm chairman of the board.

  • Sick of the same old same old Yes, man.

  • Yes.

  • Fed up with being tired and listless.

  • Listless?

  • What are you talking about?

  • List is right there.

  • Hey, guys, what's up?

  • I'm just talking to the voice in my head.

  • Way your head.

  • Well, that means you could hear to What is this?

  • Magic?

  • It's kitchen, block, kitchen or kitchen like background on sale.

  • Now for just 1999 while supplies last, I'll take three.

  • Careful pair.

  • This guy seems a little cheesy.

  • He's right.

  • Cheesy salesman is the name and sending him money in the game.

  • Now, who wants to play?

  • Yo, Need some way?

  • Bony's over here.

  • You look that up.

  • Heck, no Ponies Air.

  • Pass a time to get down with the new breed of galloping gamers.

  • Time to get your very own.

  • We've must a Whoa, Nellie.

  • You said it, partner.

  • And don't worry, this gas guzzler is still guaranteed to save you a few bucks.

  • What?

  • What?

  • What?

  • Oh, but watch out!

  • Unlike 2.5 men, these deals with that last forever act now act fast at okay.

  • What's my motivation?

  • Savings that are out of this world.

  • Shut up and take my money.

  • Wow, Now I know what you're thinking.

  • Oh, cheesy salesman.

  • I'm worried I'll never be able to afford a top of the line flying chainsaw.

  • Its like he's inside my brain.

  • Well, now you can buy.

  • Presents are so low, you won't have to break your piggy bank.

  • But don't take my word for it.

  • Just ask my partner Sales ham.

  • So we there's only one little pig of going to market.

  • And that's may sue.

  • Whoa.

  • These deals are hot wild on how you'll be waking all the way to the bank.

  • Hey, Jay Z, Jay Z!

  • Yes, sir.

  • What can I do you for?

  • Do you have any whistling pinwheels?

  • Who needs a whistling pinwheel when you can have a Belgian turbine?

  • Whoa!

  • Now, that's how you clear the air.

  • How about this super duper target game?

  • Whoa!

  • That's us!

  • Just throw balls with Velcro at the target.

  • Heck, throw anything with Velcro at the target.

  • That's amazing.

  • I'm gonna use midget apple.

  • Just stop!

  • Grow up, Booth.

  • I'm not part of the game.

  • What the heck?

  • Oh, you know what that means.

  • Um, We're all under arrest, Sue, It's time for the Blue Light special.

  • These deals will not get any better.

  • It's time to talk turkey.

  • Okay.

  • Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble.

  • Come on, Orange, pick something.

  • Yeah.

  • Dude, what's it gonna bay?

  • Oh, can I use a lifeline?

  • No.

  • 50 50.

  • No phone.

  • A friend does.

  • I'm right here.

  • I just can't decide.

  • Kaine is running out.

  • These savings are slipping away.

  • Okay, we mustang.

  • Definitely.

  • We Mustang.

  • Is that your final answer?

  • No.

  • Go with the kitchen flash.

  • Are you kidding?

  • May get the Belgian turbine.

  • That thing ruled Can't change flock.

  • Catch IntFlav last chance for romance.

  • What's it gonna be?

  • The orangey.

  • Mm mm.

  • Oh, fuck.

  • Oh, wow.

  • That's what you get for cutting me a deal.

  • We'll just call it a half off sale.

  • What do you say to that?

  • I'd say Perfect way to cut the cheese way.

  • Seriously, guys, that's all I know.

  • Honest.

  • Say that for the Oscars, Merrill.

  • We're not buying your story.

  • It's that Meryl.

  • It's little Apple.

  • You know that?

  • You guys, Anyway, we're special agents, Mac and cheese.

  • We're here to investigate the mysterious disappearances that have plagued this kitchen.

  • My money's on UFOs.

  • Yeah, but the smart money is on a gypsy curse.

  • Alien gypsies.

  • Now you're talking.

  • Yeah, Guys, you got it all wrong.

  • Yeah, There's something screwy in this kitchen.

  • I can almost feel it.

  • E Think I hear what you mean, Re Gullah.

  • Hey, Hey!

  • Agent Wendy.

  • Hey!

  • Over here.

  • That's special Agent Cheese.

  • I'm sorry.

  • Current.

  • You say that again.

  • Can the laugh track funny fruit?

  • This is serious business.

  • My partner and I are on the trail of an extremely dangerous crypto zoological creature.

  • More like crypto illogical.

  • You're just looking for knife.

  • I knew it.

  • These two are obviously in coos Hey called midget apple and all will be pulling around the clock surveillance until we bagged this creature.

  • Hey, slumber party.

  • More like slaughter party.

  • Oh, I've never been to one of those before.

  • It'll be fun.

  • We can play pin the tail on the yeti Vampire freak.

  • Is that like Jenga?

  • Maybe you're not listening back, Eman.

  • We're talking about monsters here.

  • Motor mouth aliens with an ax to grind ghouls with power tools.

  • He walks, tossing tiny little rocks.

  • Can you dig it?

  • I really don't know any of those games.

  • I tell you, Mac, this one is 100% certifiable and I don't mean organic.

  • Hey, you guys should talk to tree about the disappearances.

  • She's always leafing.

  • Don't play dumb with us, Smart guy.

  • Easy, Mac.

  • I don't think he's playing really headcase this one thing.

  • This is just a big misunderstanding.

  • Okay, s So it's just a lone crazy knife, that's all, huh?

  • What?

  • I've been trying to tell you, uh, sometimes it's a blender or a pry bar or toasters or explosions.

  • Lots of explosions.

  • Oh, and Then there was this one time the Halloween.

  • He ate the Franken fruit.

  • Good times.

  • Now we're getting somewhere.

  • Seems like Mr Memory here knows more than he's letting on.

  • Ooh, Shiny microphone.

  • Are we gonna do carrot?

  • Okey.

  • Tell us everything you know or my partner will wipe your memory with his neural izer.

  • Too bad you don't have more than one.

  • Then it would be a plural.

  • Isar E.

  • Oops.

  • Nice.

  • When Butterfingers there goes our star witness.

  • Hey, hey, cheese whiz.

  • I think there's something wrong with your microphone.

  • Figures.

  • Thes things never work on Citrus fruit.

  • There he goes tooting his own horn again, huh?

  • That wasn't me.

  • My horn sounds like this.

  • Then what was it?

  • Spill already.

  • Why don't you?

  • Well, I do have one idea.

  • What's that?

  • Any vampire freak?

  • My God, it's got fangs a boom box and Yeti Powers.

  • Hey, show your microphone.

  • Oh, hasta la vista, baby e I swear, partner.

  • One day I'll track that thing down and make it pay for what it did to you.

  • Poor cheese.

  • Yeah.

  • Now he's all Provo alone.

  • Seriously, though, if you need a new partner, I know somebody.

  • That's pretty sharp.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • And who's that?

  • Nice.

  • Oh, well, that can't feel Gouda.

  • E tried to warn him.

  • Well, cheddar luck next time, E o Mr Moore.

We can't see you, Orange.

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