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  • -Guys, it can be hard to say goodbye,

  • but sometimes you have to, and there are a few things

  • I'd like to say goodbye to right now.

  • It's time for "Go On, Git."

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • -♪ Go on, git, go on, git

  • Go on, go on, go on, git

  • [ Western guitar twanging ]

  • -Whoa.

  • ♪♪

  • -Go on, git, election touch screens.

  • Thanks for being the iPads we needed...

  • and the TV no one asked for.

  • You served this country well,

  • but now it's time to git back to the CNN supply closet

  • until 2024.

  • May you live to be pinched and poked another day.

  • 'Til then, breaking news, you better go on to the git.

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • ♪♪

  • Go on, git, mahogany.

  • Oh, you think you're --

  • 'cause you're a straight-grained,

  • reddish-brown timber with a range

  • that extends from South America to North America

  • that you get to have a four-syllable,

  • hoity-toity name like "mahogany"?!

  • Here's a new name for you.

  • Tree.

  • Don't like that one? Here's another one.

  • Wood.

  • Wham bam! Go on, git!

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • ♪♪

  • Go on, git, daylight savings time.

  • Sure, it's fun to switch things up,

  • but you know what else is fun?

  • Daylight!

  • The only things I need less light for

  • are movie theaters and laser tag.

  • And both of those are on COVID hold.

  • Or HOVID, as I call it.

  • Besides, I'm tired of adjusting my oven clock at your whim.

  • So why don't you spring forward, fall back, and go on, git!

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • ♪♪

  • [ Spit ]

  • [ Ding! ]

  • Go on, git... anteaters, ya big weirdos.

  • You look -- You look like someone stuck a Dirt Devil

  • onto a dog's face and said, "Hope you like ants."

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Well, I reckon God created you for a reason,

  • and that reason was for me to say,

  • "Thank you for eatin' all the ants."

  • I do dislike ants.

  • You can stay, anteaters,

  • you weird-looking, cone-faced beavers.

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • [ Laughter ]

  • ♪♪

  • Go on, git, old Hotmail address.

  • You were the first e-mail address I ever had,

  • but you've outlived your usefulness by about 20 years.

  • The only e-mails you get now are Bed Bath & Beyond coupons,

  • links to adult websites, and notifications from Myspace.

  • Now, go on, git, KoolDude[email protected]hotmail.com,

  • and don't let the barn door hit you in the backside.

  • Well, it's hard to see 'em go, but I'm glad

  • that I got it all out of my system. We'll be right back.

-Guys, it can be hard to say goodbye,

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Go On, Git: Election Touch Screens, Daylight Savings

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    林宜悉 posted on 2020/11/10
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