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The key to giving a good kiss with a lot of tongue ironically is to be very sparing when
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you use your tongue. I have said this so many times, please listen, and please obey me.
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At no point during your make out session should your tongue touch your partner’s lips before
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your lips do. So this is what should not happen: How horrible was that?
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Here wait- let me do it again.
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Okay.
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Oh that was the worst ever- I've never experienced something worse than that.
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Oh I have. I really have. You should never. The tongue comes after. The tongue is maybe
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the main course but you have to build up to it with appetizers. The appetizers are the
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lips. So you want to kiss, kiss, kiss, with the lips then pop the tongue. So once the
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tongue is in the scenario, you want to make sure your rhythm matches your partner's rhythm.
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So everything that you're doing your partner is also reciprocating so you guys are a mirror
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image of one another. So this means to go slowly, let your partner, if you're the girl,
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let the man set the pace. Let him decide how much tongue goes in, and then more, and then
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more, and then more, until you guys are going at it. But again, if he pulls away, your tongue
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should not be out of your mouth. Reel it back in ladies and boys.
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Wait, you want to see it? Okay.
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So it's like a dinner, so it's appetizers first.
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And I love appetizers; I love to fill up on appetizers.
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Right, it's calamari first, and here comes the Cesar salad, oh is my steak done, please
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put the filet mignon down, thank you.
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See how it's little, but it's not overwhelming?
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Right?
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It's there, but not like the scene from Aliens, it's just a little bit.
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Sometimes what looks good on camera is not actually what feels good and is not what is
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enticing to your partner. So a little bit goes a long way with tongue and with main
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courses, especially if you're trying to lose weight, just eat half of whatever it is they
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serve.
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So, you don't want to see this.
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No. Let's show them what not to do.
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Ready?
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This is going to be horrible.
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Alright, what not to do.
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I don't even want to do it.
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Let's just show them what not to do.
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God, are you my golden retriever? It's like kissing a dog.
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Guys, there's nothing worse, when you're trying to go in for a passionate kiss for a girl,
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and she thinks it's going to be all sexy, and boom, there's a tongue that comes out
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like some hideous lizard attacking your face. It might look something like this:
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Oh you want it?
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Yeah.