There's also a set of protestors in Michigan.

Videos went viral yesterday of angry people gathered

together, shouting "Stop the count, stop the count."

It really unnerved me, until I actually watched the footage.

And now, well, I hate to say it,

I kind of agree with them.

Stop the count, stop the count.

Okay, you guys, give me a chance, all right.

I'm trying to make a living, okay?

Okay, my last victim, she was very heavy in the body, okay?

So heavy, her blood type was marinara.

Marinara, it's a sauce, a thick sauce.

Oh, nothing, wow, okay.

Stop the count, stop the count.

I just flew in, I did.

I'm not tired, I never get tired, nor will I die.

Ah wow, you guys are tough.

Here's my impression of Al Pacino,

if he were what, yes, a vampire.

"There's only two things I can't resist:

the taste of human blood and a great big ass.

Hooblah, hooblah."

Nothing, wow, okay, that killed in Transylvania,

so is the sun out, because I'm dying up here.

(upbeat music)

See, there's two kinds of count.

Counting the vote, and then, Dracula.

(laughs)

I apologize.

A lot of strain, a lot of stress.