May I have some

[groaning]

- There he goes! - Our champion!

He's so dreamy!

[sighing]

Watch your hometown hero, Patrick Star,

take on the malevolent mouth from three towns over, Oswald McNulty!

And see who takes, The Patty Belt!

Five short minutes to consume as many patties as they can.

Who's ready?

There's the bell! And we're off and eating!

McNulty taking an early lead and really going to work on those patties.

What a dynamo!

The little skull from three towns over eating at a terrific pace.

But what's this? Patrick Star isn't moving!

He seems stuck at the gate!

What are you doing, Patrick?

Don't make me charge you for those patties too!

McNulty's pressing forward, looks like this is gonna be a blowout!

Patrick... I believe in you, Patrick!

But wait, Patrick Star is on the move and patties are starting to disappear!

Look at that little sea star eat!

He's inching closer to McNulty

and it looks like McNulty can feel the heat!

Never has there been a more prodigious display of competitive eating!

The amount of patties being consumed is astounding!

And now... yes, yes!

Patrick Star has matched Oswald McNulty!

And they are tied as they come into the home stretch!

Both eaters are now so full they can now barely eat!

But eat they do!

Moving so slowly now, one can't help but wonder

if they are going to hit the paddy wall at some point.

And... and... both eaters have stopped!

With only seconds left, we are tied in patties eaten

and neither one seems to have the room to go on!

Oh! What's this?

And down goes McNulty!

Down goes McNulty!

It looks like we could have a tie!

It's over, SpongeBob.

I can't go on.

The taste, Patrick!

Remember the taste!

The taste.

What's this?

Patrick Star has risen from his seat and is pointing to center field.

No, wait, he's pointing to a little boy with a hurt foot!

Ladies and gentlemen, he's pointing to his mouth

- as if to indicate something! - Here you go, champ, you can have mine!

[cheering]

And he's eating, he's eating... the Great Starfino is eating!

Patrick Star wins!

The belt is back in Bikini Bottom!

The belt is back in Bikini Bottom!

Here you go, son.

You earned it fat and square.

[cheering]

Congratulations, Starfino.

So, are you going to defend the belt next year?

No, this thing doesn't even fit.

Ow! My other foot.