Name: Trump Thinks Biden Will Cancel Holidays | The Tonight Show
Uploaded: 2020-10-30T18:15:05.000Z
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Welcome, welcome to the "The Tonight Show," everybody.

Well, guys, the election is five days away,

and President Trump is busy on the campaign trail.

At one of his rallies, he tried to describe

-If you vote for Biden, it means no kids in school,

no graduations, no weddings, no Thanksgiving,

Other than that, you have a wonderful life.

Uh, w-- Merry Christmas, boarded-up schools!

It's already a wonderful life, except every time a bell rings,

Does Trump think he's running against Biden or the Grinch?

But this is interesting. Today, Trump and Biden

were both campaigning down in Tampa, Florida.

People in Tampa were like, "Come on. We just

lost the World Series. Now we got to deal with this?"

I'm glad both guys were in the same place 'cause

it finally ends my uncle's conspiracy theory that Trump

and Biden are actually the same lizard person.

Yep, Trump went to Tampa. And this was nice --

he brought some frozen Nebraska supporters

if he wanted to split an Uber back to the airport.

In a new poll, I saw that Biden is up 4 points in Florida.

Meanwhile, Tucker Carlson claims that he has polls

that show Trump ahead, but they got lost in the mail.

Of course, the other big story is the pandemic,

and it just came out that it's even affecting the Space Force.

-One of the highest-ranking members of the Space Force

General David D. Thompson, diagnosed yesterday.

is like being the vice president of a darts league.

just to play it safe, the rest of the Space Force

instead of their usual strip-mall office.

Why do I feel like we're one day away from hearing,

"My fellow Americans, the coronavirus is now in space.

I like the way the anchor said "Space Force."

She was almost, like, mocking it or something, right?

-Dave, could we -- Dave, can we play that

I saw that Bed Bath & Beyond just made a big announcement

-Bed Bath & Beyond planning to scale back these coupons

They just might not appear in your mailbox quite as often.

'cause now parents will have nothing to jam

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