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  • you guys know that honesty is one of my values.

  • I'm someone who would rather know the truth about everything.

  • People.

  • Yo, people taste dope.

  • Yeah, we get, like, a second round of peeps my dude way.

  • Yeah, but there are definitely some instances where lying is not only expected but necessary.

  • Like when you hate a gift.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Why would you get me a solar system?

  • Do you know how much responsibility this is?

  • So what?

  • I just have to rule over all of these microcosms and hope that they don't discover how to separate Adams while it's just chilling in my house.

  • You basically gave me a ticking time bomb, dude.

  • Yeah.

  • Not tight, Zola not tight or when the truth could actually hurt someone.

  • Hi.

  • So where's your boyfriend?

  • We had an affair behind your back, and he said he was gonna leave you and they intoned, Stinnett, I'm gonna go like murder him.

  • Oh, yeah, He's at his friend's house.

  • Do you mind sending me the addi?

  • Yeah, totally.

  • I'll holla text you the coordinates.

  • One sec.

  • Oh, my God!

  • Thank yeah.

  • When a perspective employer asks you about your professional weaknesses, do not tell them the truth when the truth is, Yeah, I guess in this instance specifically, my professional weaknesses would be that I have zero passion whatsoever for the job.

  • I'd just be doing it for the money.

  • And if I became a Starkman pilot, there may be a lot of unnecessary casualties because I'd be putting in the minimum amount of effort here.

  • Andi don't want occasion.

  • I do like to have an afternoon mimosa and definitely definitely lie when someone shares exciting news.

  • And you have a negative opinion about it s Oh, is this like ancestor masturbation?

  • What?

  • I mean, you're engaged to your clone.

  • Hey, man, you don't need to impose your genero normative views on us.

  • You gotta admit, it's weird.

  • You have identical DNA.

  • Yeah, well, you share 98% of your DNA with a monkey.

  • The least you could do is pretend to be happy for us.

  • I'm not okay.

  • I think it's weird, and I oddly feel left out.

  • I mean, I've clearly thought about that one alive.

  • Yeah, I've thought about it's not about that alive, is it?

  • Incest is a masturbation.

  • I mean, you're the same is same, but you don't share the same consciousness, so it's like I would be interested in trying it.

  • I mean, I'm not opposed, but be a fun experiment.

  • Do they know?

  • Do they have the experience?

  • Do they know all the places that are good?

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  • Eric just did it.

  • Then you Eric E.

you guys know that honesty is one of my values.

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