Name: Joke-Off with Michael Che and Colin Jost: Man Arrested at Bass Pro Shop
Uploaded: 2020-10-27T18:16:41.000Z
Duration: 3 min 53 s
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-Police in Louisiana arrested a man after he went swimming

Modal verbs - B1

Employees said they would have gotten him out

if there were only some fishing gear nearby.

-Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, come on, James, Jimmy.

-Michael Che is here! [ Cheers and applause ]

A guy swimming in a Bass Pro Shops aquarium,

-You're damn right we can. -Oh, oh, my gosh!

Police in Louisiana arrested a man after he went swimming

Weirdly, he was charged with being too sober

Even worse, he wore his face mask as a banana hammock.

-[ Mimics buzzer ] The guy wasn't in jail very long.

"Bass Pro Shops Aquarium" is now the saddest Pixar film.

-[ Trills tongue ] Meanwhile Sea World was like,

-Bahm! They were able to catch him by baiting the hook

A 94-year-old Virginia man received permission

-Bahm! Permission? What are they gonna do, kill him?

At first the man's family loved the idea,

but then quickly realized it was tasteless.

Right now there's a carpenter taking measurements

So in 1,000 years, archaeologists will still wonder

what the hell is the fruit flavor is supposed to be?

And here to read the eulogy off a giant wrapper is Bazooka Joe.

After 43 years, Chuck E. Cheese announced

-You came in hot, man. -Alright, I'll back it off.

-Wow, so there might be some flaws in the business model

I think my kid is still in your ball pit somewhere.

-Whahm! Which I think means that in 2024,

Chuck E. Cheese will be President of the United States.

[ Dinging ] -Ah, there you go right there!

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Joke-Off with Michael Che and Colin Jost: Man Arrested at Bass Pro Shop

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