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  • In the world of Castle Vania.

  • The universe is governed by two opposing forces.

  • Order and chaos.

  • Hey, it's like you and me whiz.

  • No, I mean literally.

  • As legend goes for God to be good, there must be an equal force of evil to create balance.

  • An evil found in an alternate dimension called the chaotic realm.

  • This is chaos.

  • But to keep his spot in the balance on Earth, chaos needed to choose a dark Lord to represent him.

  • A dark messiah, if you will.

  • As luck would have it, a perfect candidate would end up choosing him.

  • In the 11th century.

  • Mathias Crunk feast was the strategic mastermind behind a company of nights alongside fellow commander and best friend Leon Belmont's.

  • But as with most bromance, is it got screwed up by ah ho manse.

  • Broomstick have some tacked.

  • His wife died from Ah, horrible illness was a third wheel.

  • And I'm sorry, Wiz, but you can already tell this guy is evil because his name is math.

  • I mean, I know we use math all the time to do the show, but sometimes one must embrace the darkness to see the light, right.

  • Anyway, Mathias grief was so intense he swore vengeance on God himself.

  • To achieve his vengeance, Mathias sought the powers of God's polar opposite chaos.

  • So he set up a nisi six step plan.

  • Step one, pick up a red Rock of the Crimson Stone.

  • It will be important later.

  • Step to force death itself to become your personal secretary.

  • Step three, Kill Luigi Step Poor.

  • Convince the vampire named Walter to kill liens Fiance Because misery loves company.

  • Step five.

  • Let Leon murder poor Walt and half deaths of his soul into that red rock.

  • Step six.

  • Congratulations.

  • You are now a vampire.

  • Got kids.

  • I hope you are paying attention.

  • From that day forth, Mathias rejected his humanity.

  • He became a vampire and much more.

  • He was the dark Lord.

  • Dracula, you know, is all those steps seemed pretty familiar.

  • What do you mean?

  • You've got that weird glowy red rug.

  • That intern you hired always wears a black cloak and could really use some deodorant.

  • And didn't you mention a college buddy named Count Jimmy?

  • Let me see your teeth.

  • Wait.

  • What do you What?

  • Show me your fangs show.

  • May I know they're there?

  • Get off.

  • Shit.

  • No, it's a normal canine.

  • Dammit!

  • Do you have anything that's interesting about you?

  • Well, I'm especially adapted getting my feelings hurt.

  • Dude, In next week for the full episode and maybe a little cry baby here, we'll have sucked it up.

In the world of Castle Vania.

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