Oops, sorry, Carl's not suppose to say,

"Oh [beeping], I said [beeping]."

It's still making everybody laugh.

I love that.

Hi, my name is Rob Paulsen,

which probably means nothing to you.

Unless, of course, you like cartoons.

In which case, let's see, Yakko Warner.

Does that mean something to you?

Hello, nurse!

Or Pinky, from Pinky and the Brain.

That is me, too.

See, watch.

Narf!

And then I know a lot of you love Carl Weezer.

I don't care why, I just care that you do.

I'm not one, but two of the Ninja Turtles.

That's right, ladies and gentlemen,

50% of The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

in one old guy from Detroit, Michigan.

Rafael on the original show

and in the 2012 version on Nickelodeon, Donatello.

So, cowabunga and turtle power.

You're probably asking yourself,

is that all you're going to do is ramble

and tell everybody how groovy you are?

No, that is not.

What we're gonna do here today

is I'm going to improvise some character voices

for cartoons I've never seen before.

Let's see what happens.

Oh, my goodness.

Well, I'm seeing what looks to be a very distinguished

elderly gentleman.

When I say elderly, that is understanding

that I am now elderly.

However, this older fellow,

one would think would might speak thusly.

I don't know why, he just looks quite distinguished.

Were it myself, I would say he looks extinguished.

Not too far from the truth.

But then we could go against type.

Wouldn't it be interesting if the gentleman opened his mouth

and all of a sudden started talking like this?

Hi, my name is Henry Wardsworth

and I know what you're thinking.

You're thinking, God, this suit fits me beautifully,

but it's a little incongruous when I talk.

Get over it.

What's going on there?

Don't let the door hit you where the good lord split you.

Bye!

Well, having already been Dr Scratch-and-Sniff,

which is that character who was the studio P psychiatrist

on the Animaniacs, a voice which I stole

from Peter Sellers, mainly because he's dead.

My favorite movie in the world is "Dr. Strangelove",

so I like that guy.

That's pretty typical, I think.

But he's also got that weird, crazy hair like Ed Wynn.

You know, the from Mary Poppins.

Let's go fly a kite.

So maybe we could put both voices,

that's kind of Dr Scratch-and-Sniff in the back

with the Ed Wynn, and maybe lose the dialect.

Hey, everybody!

Look, I'm drinking this.

It's going to make me so regular,

I'm gonna poop the rest of my life.

Oh, okay, great.

Well, the first thing I'm gonna say is

don't worry, he's just my dad.

You see what I did there?

You know what?

I gotta say, because he's a little ram here,

we are in LA so we have an LA ram here

and he's got sort of sleepy eyes.

So I would probably steal something

from a character I did a little bit earlier

on a show called Rick and Morty.

I played a little dog called Snowball who speaks like this.

And the first lines Snowball ever said were,

"Where are my testicles, Summer?"

Now, perhaps this goat could say the same thing.

If you're thinking for five seconds you're going to milk me,

let me show you what I can do with these horns.

I will beat you three ways, up, down, and continuously.

What if he was a teenager?

Okay.

Hey, my name is Goat.

Now, you're gonna think

that I'm describing what creature I am.

Oh, no, no.

Goat is an acronym for greatest of all time.

You know how I know?

Ask me, because I am, that's how I know.

I even got my own bell.

Deal with it.

Okay, I think, well,

he's already got lots of, what I'm seeing here is,

it looks like a science experiment doing karaoke.

I don't quite know what's going on here,

but he's got all this mess,

so let's bring in the mucous-y kind of stuff.

And I like the fact that he maybe does his speech

like Willougby used to,

so why don't we throw that in there, too?

Why not?

It could happen.

I mean, that's the beautiful thing about cartoons.

Who's going to argue with me?

Like a hype man?

Okay, maybe he can make it like,

Hey, if I'm lying, I'm dying.

My name is Gleep Glarp Glibble Globber

Glip Glop Glam and I'm here from Alpha Centauri

to tell you tonight it is great to be back

with Dancing With The Stars!

Be careful how close you get.

Good night, everybody!

I mean, look at that hair!

This gentleman is here said, "Hello, my name is Kyle

and I'm a human chia pet.

Most people would love to have hair like mine.

It is mine.

It is authentic and if you dig very deeply,

you can find Jimmy Hoffa."

Maybe he also looks like he could be

a very sort of healthy fellow.

Maybe he's a fellow who works as a butcher

and he has a-- oh, can you hear all that?

That's my parole officer coming to get me.

You'll never take me alive, copper!

With this gentleman, because he's very handsome

and has that, looks to me,

like he could be a Scottish fellow,

so maybe he's going to teach you how to make haggis.

I'll slaughter the previous character.

No, no, no, two characters earlier.

The sheep.

We'll slaughter him, take his stomach,

grind up his intestines, and shove it in the stomach

and I will show you how to make haggis.

Looks like me before I had my teeth fixed.

Anybody with orange bangs is, from the get-go,

is gonna be an unhappy fellow.

So, maybe he should talk like this.

Hi, I've got two speeds in my voice, slow and quiet,

and there's no in-between.

So maybe his name is Theo.

Theo, have you fed the dog?

Shut up!

Theo, would you feed the dog?

No, I'm gonna eat the dog!

What are you looking at?

Yeah, my eyes are green and my teeth are green

and my gums are white and my bangs are orange!

Get used to it!

Would you put your tongue in my mouth?

Why not?

Well, maybe, you know, I'll have him do something like this.

He's kind of droopy, maybe droopy.

We'll throw a little bit of droopy in there, too,

only we'll make it like this.

Mom, I ate the dog again.

Is that gonna mess with my intestines?

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah, this is great.

A raccoon.

I think, because I'm a little raccoon,

I've got a beautiful tail and I'm a little bit sneaky.

I'm even putting my hands together

because, of course, we know that suggests sneaky.

So I'm gonna steal a little bit of a voice