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- [Ella] I still can't believe
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you got paint all over your face.
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- I know, yeah, but I got a kiss out of it, so it's fine.
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- Where's your car?
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(energetic techno music)
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- [Ella] Oh wait, we parked on level three.
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- [Ashly] I could've sworn we parked on the roof.
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Right? Am I going crazy?
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(upbeat classical music)
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(frustrated sigh)
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- Maybe it was on the second floor?
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- I still think it was on the roof.
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(upbeat classical music)
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(annoyed groan)
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- [Ashly] I specifically asked you
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to look for where we were parked.
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- I don't remember you asking me that.
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- I did ask. I'm bad with numbers
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and colors and you know this.
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- My goodness.
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- This is insane, there should be an app
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to help you find your car.
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- Oh my God, wait, where the frick is it?
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We've been walking for over an hour.
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- You know what, let's just call an Uber
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and see if he can help us find it.
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Oh my God, what if it's, what if it's gone?
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I can't afford another car right now!
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- Wait, you remember when we were talking about ghosts?
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- Uh, no.
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- It's crazy, we all might be ghosts one day.
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- What?
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- The point was, and is, ghosts have unfinished business.
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- And?
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- And, we walked out of Youth Always
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without buying things we know we should've bought.
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Unfinished business.
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- That's a stretch.
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- Is it? - Yes.
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- Is it?
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- Yes.
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- Hear me out. Let's go back to Youth Always,
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buy what we should've--
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- That's a waste of money.
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- I work hard for my money.
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♫ Oh yeah, oh wow, we like you, money,
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♫ Thanks for the mu la la la
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- That was kind of fun.
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- I know, so let's go back to Youth Always,
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finish our business, come back, find the car.
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The car wants us to. That's why it's hiding.
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- I want to be clear that this
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is a terrible argument but, I want those shoes.
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So I'm a go with it.
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- Let's go.
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- [Ashly] Where is our car?
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- Blue or purple aux cord?
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- What?
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- Purchases over $40.00 today,
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you get a free auxiliary cord.
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Blue or Purple?
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- Purple. No, blue. Purple.
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Ow. Do you have pink?
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- No. There you go.
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- Oh.
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- Goodbye. Thank you.
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- Thank you. - Thanks.
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- Awesome.
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- [Ella] See?
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- [Ashly] I can't believe it.
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- [Ella] I freakin' told you.
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- The car spoke to us. She wanted a new aux cord.
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- I know. I know.
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- I can't believe I didn't hear it earlier.
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Like, I was listening, but did I hear?
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- Let's go find her.
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- Yes.
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(upbeat classical music)
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(relieved sighs)
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- So. Where is the, oh.
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(upbeat classical music)
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- Hmm.
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- K.
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(upbeat classical music)
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- Hmm, nope.
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(upbeat classical music)
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- Well.
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- Do we have any more unfinished business?
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- I mean I guess I never had a cronut,
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but I feel like I missed that whole boat.
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- I think the universe is saying
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it's not too late.
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- Are we doing this right now?
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(excited squeal)
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- Eh, that wasn't that great.
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- (Blonde girl) Right? Too much hype.
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- Was that--
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- Brie Larson, my missing puzzle piece--
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- Ashly, c'mon.
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- I've loved you in everything you've ever been in,
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particularly 13 Going on 30.
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People don't even know you're in that.
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- Brie Larson!
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- God, wow. - That was crazy.
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Oh my God, okay. Car's not here.
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- No.
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- Just, let's go down, I think it's probably on three.
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(upbeat classical music)
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(sighs)
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- Holy cow. Do you know what this means?
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- That we should go back and find Brie Larson
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and then I'll propose
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and then we'll start our lives together
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in a modest mansion on the coast?
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- Mm, or we do everything we've been wanting to do
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but haven't, and then once we're finished--
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- We'll find the car.
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- We owe it to ourselves and Linda.
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- Is Linda the car?
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- Yeah.
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- Her name is Strega Nona.
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- Mm, agree to disagree.
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- Mm, I bought the car, so.
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- OK fine, we owe it to Streggie.
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- Ah, Strega Nona, and I'm in.
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- I didn't expect for you to be on board so immediately.
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- No, I think it's a great idea.
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- You don't want to know the rest of my reasons.
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- No, I'm good.
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- This is about Brie Larson, isn't it?
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Isn't it?
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- No, it's not! Now hurry up before she leaves
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because she's going to be gone!
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- What the heck? We've literally done everything.
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No dream stone unturned, right?
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- Yeah.
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(ringing)
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Pretty much.
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- No pretty much, this is the universe we're dealing with.
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What haven't you done?
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- It's dumb.
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- Is following your destiny dumb?
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Is finding Linda dumb?
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Is believing in yourself dumb?
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- Alright, alright, you got me.
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- [Ella] How do you feel?
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- Free as a bird, woo hoo hoo-- ugh.
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- Are you OK?
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- Yeah, I'm good. My body's used to falling.
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It's actually developed fleshy elbow pads
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to help lessen the blows.
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- Hey, ugh, I saw you fall.
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- I literally just saw you trip.
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- Here, from one clumsy person to another.
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- Wait, really?
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- Yeah.
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- Cool, thanks.
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- Have a fun day.
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- What a weird dude.
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- At least we got ice cream.
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- Best day ever!
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- Yeah, I haven't had one of these
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fun days in a really long time.
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I'm going to miss you.
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- Aw my little nugget,
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are you getting sensitive?
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- Shut up.
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- I'm going to miss you, too.
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Whoa, God, oh my God! - Oh God!
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- What the?
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- Is it a possibility Linda's been towed?
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- You know what? I hope not
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because I spent a lot of money
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believing in the universe today
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and I swear to G, if I have to return--
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(triumphant symphony burst)
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Ohhh. - Ohhh.
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- Hello, Strega Nona.
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(victorious classical ballad)
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- [Ashly] Woo.
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Whoops.
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- [Ella] "Learn how to park."
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"Stay inside the lines."
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"Bad parking is bad."
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- [Ashly] Wow, tough crowd.
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♫ Be on the lookout for this one
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♫ She's only looking to have fun
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(single note chime)