How are we gonna know where we're going?

Okay.

Instincts, my dear and exquisite wit.

Darling, if you're going to become a drag queen, you're gonna have to learn these things.

What do you mean, the A drag queen?

I am a drag queen.

Oh, no, no, no.

You will simply put a boy in a dress.

When a straight man puts on a dress and gets his sexual kicks, he is a transvestite.

When a man is a woman trapped in a man's body and has the little operation, he is a transsexual.

I know that when a gay man has way too much fashion sense for one gender, he is a drag queen.

Thank you.

And when a tie little Latin board puts on a dress, he is simply ah, boy and address.

I'm just a boy in a dress.

Absolutely.

Absolutely.

Okay.

Okay.

That's it.

That doesn't I'm George.

Don't need you.

Maybe there is a take somebody, but that's fine.

I don't need that.

Look at that.

Running like she's running across the border.

You have the potential of a lifetime, and you are squandering it.

So what do you care?

Yes, you will start off a mere boy and address.

But by the time when you're done with this crusade, your Auntie Vida and your Auntie Knoxy will give you the outrageous outlook and indomitable spirit that it will take to make you a full fledged drag queen.

So now I want you to turn your sway back a little self around on those Robert Claire's You're a knockoffs.

And get back in this car.

Maybe I'm not just a point address, all right?

You are a drag princess, actually, with that I'm a princess piece for the art to the end of the set of a contest.

That mystery mystery.

But you got it.

You got it like Princess, you listen to me that maybe all fine and dandy, but you still have a lot more to learn before you become a full fledged queen.

My dear, can I just say a princess?

There's so much younger than queen?

Does everything have to be a joke with you?

This is not a masquerade.

This is real life.

There are steps to becoming a queen.

I'm sorry.

How many?

Four.

Therefore steps to becoming a drag.

Yeah.

Don't be things.

You tell me what are they patients?

Machete.

You will know when you've done.

That's right.

Miss Noxeema, our Duchess of Protocol will inform you.

Just hold on to your hot sauce, honey, and pay attention on TV.

That's gonna make you a big old queen.

Yeah.