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  • Hey, Patrick, what am I now?

  • Er... stupid?

  • No, I'm Texas!

  • What's the difference?

  • [laughing]

  • OK, fine, stay... but I hope you like making Krabby Patties!

  • [groaning]

  • [bell ringing]

  • [roaring]

  • [groaning]

  • He cut off his own hand by mistake!

  • You mean like this?

  • Or like this?

  • Or this? Or this?

  • But what about this?

  • - Or this? Or this? Or this? Or-- - Except he wasn't a sponge!

  • So?

  • So it didn't grow back!

  • Oh, no!

  • Did you see that?

  • - What was that? - What was that?

  • Something must be wrong with my brain!

  • Plankton!

  • Hey, Squid, how about this for the show?

  • The amazing Mister Absorbency!

  • Ta-da!

  • Ta-da!

  • Thank you.

  • Yeah, thanks.

  • SpongeBob, what are you doing?

  • Hi, Pearl!

  • Come on, it won't bite!

  • You look ridiculous!

  • Here you go!

  • Yup, us squirrels sure is stupid!

  • Dumb, dumb, dumb!

  • Squirrels is dumb!

  • OK, Sandy, OK, I get it!

  • No more squirrel jokes.

  • [groaning]

  • SpongeBob!

  • You been messing with the bull, now here comes the horns!

  • Sandy, no!

  • - Howdy, y'all! - Howdy, y'all!

  • I must fight!

  • [gargling]

  • No, no, no, no.

  • [screaming]

  • Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

  • [music playing]

  • Oh... of course!

  • You wanna go for a walk?

  • [distant laughing]

  • [screaming]

  • [clanging]

  • [squirting]

  • Hey, that worked perfectly!

  • I'll be in the office polishing yesterday's booty!

  • [gasping]

  • I heard that, Mr. Squidward!

  • Haven't you ever heard of

  • imitation is the sincerest form of flattery?

  • Oh, great, you're home!

  • Now you can help me with the baby!

  • Actually, SpongeBob, I'd love to but I'm totally beat from work.

  • Huh?

  • [laughing]

  • That guy got hit in the head with a coconut!

  • Patrick, what about my break?

  • Oh, yeah, you're break!

  • Tomorrow, I promise.

  • Er... OK, tomorrow.

  • Hello?

  • My pores are whistling in the wind!

  • [laughing]

  • I'll admit... you've got some pretty good moves... for a squirrel.

  • [laughing]

  • But you're still just a land creature.

  • Squirrels can do anything they want to!

  • Can you reproduce by budding?

  • Can ya? Can ya? Can ya? Can ya?

  • No!

  • [groaning]

  • Didn't you hear me? I said I'm ready.

  • [groaning]

  • That tickled!

  • [laughing]

  • [groaning]

  • Gary, I'm absorbing his blows like I was made of some kind of...

  • Spongey material!

  • - Oh, my-- - What's wrong with you?

  • My stomach feels funny.

  • Let's have a look-- SpongeBob!

  • Oh, hey, Sandy.

  • SpongeBob, what are you doing?

  • OK, shoot!

  • Got it! So, er... how do you stop?

  • I just... stop.

  • Then run like heck!

  • Not that way!

  • So long, SpongeLoser!

  • [laughing]

  • Huh?

  • [panting]

  • I've been training my whole life for the day I could join the Krusty Krew!

  • And now I'm ready!

  • [screaming]

  • [bouncing]

  • So, er... when do I start?

Hey, Patrick, what am I now?

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