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  • Good afternoon sir!

  • Could we interest you in some chocolate?

  • Chocolate?

  • Did you say chocolate?

  • Yes sir. With or without nuts?

  • Chocolate!

  • Chocolate!

  • Chocolate!

  • Chocolate!

  • Chocolate!

  • Um, excuse me sir. You're sitting on my body which is also my face.

  • No, no! Be assertive!

  • Beep, beep.

  • It's been a thrill serving you.

  • Can I get some extra salt?

  • We're all out.

  • Could you check?

  • No.

  • Well maybe we wouldn't sound so bad if some people didn't try to play with

  • big meaty claws!

  • What did you say, punk?

  • Big meaty claws!

  • Well these claws ain't for just attracting mates!

  • Bring it on old man, bring it on!

  • This is a load of barnacles.

  • I heard that!

  • Is this any way to behave?

  • Meep.

  • Can we show a little decency and form a neat single file line

  • in front of the register?

  • [screams]

  • Hey look! Mr. Krabs put in a kiddie ride!

  • Why don't you try it out?

  • I can't find the coin slot!

  • Here it is!

  • [screams]

  • Hey SpongeBob!

  • Well, at least I still have my personality.

  • I can't... understand... your accent.

  • The next bus... to Bikini... Bottom.

  • Oh... why didn't you say so?

  • Flatter the customer. Make him feel good.

  • Hello.

  • I love you.

  • Hey, I just got my license!

  • Hey, I'm getting mine next!

  • Hey, I doubt it!

  • Alpha team you search uptown! Gold team searches downtown!

  • Any questions?

  • Gold team rules!

  • Here's your shake, sir.

  • We're gonna straighten you out!

  • This'll fix ya!

  • [grunts]

  • Now let's get that one!

  • [screaming]

  • Barnacles! Did you see that?

  • Yeah, the guy had no front license plate, let's get him!

  • [panting]

  • - I know they're in here somewhere... - I don't have time for this!

  • Hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach.

  • Holy fish paste! It's a guy!

  • Why? Why?

  • Why!

  • May I take your order?

  • All I wanted was change for the payphone.

  • Aye aye sir! Mansour's changĂ©.

  • Thanks.

  • He, he... Here you go.

  • Extra! Extra! Maniac strikes Bikini Bottom!

  • City paralyzed with fear!

  • Take it, friends. Arm yourselves with knowledge.

  • What the...

  • [music playing]

  • He's not in the poison sea urchin cove.

  • Well, look again!

  • He's not at the leech farm.

  • Well, look again!

  • Hey pal, you just blow in from Stupid Town?

  • More seaweed medley, dear?

  • Hey there Puff Mama. What's today's grub?

  • Hi, Donna.

  • Oh, it's finally finished!

  • A memoir of my life written in red ink!

  • Oh, barnacles!

  • There ya go!

  • Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you!

  • Thank you Mr. Tennis Balls!

  • That's Tentacles!

  • I'd like to return this kite.

  • Hey, I know you! Yeah, from today's paper!

  • Local nutcase tries to fly!

  • I'm a nutcase because I follow my dreams?

  • Well, they laughed at the guy who invented lightbulbs too!

  • No they didn't.

  • You'll see.

  • He helps people and he flies.

  • And he helps people.

  • What can I do for you sir?

  • I, I tell you what you can do! Give me all your…

  • [laughs]

  • Gi, give, give me all of your...

  • [laugh]

  • Gi, give me!

  • [laughs]

  • Ah! The belt is gone but I still feel it's tickle.

  • The urge to do bad is gone!

  • I guess I'll just open a checking account.

  • Mmm, oh yeah!

  • Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Wait a minute!

  • I'm supposed to be at Jellyfish Fields right now.

  • But instead I'm rubbing your scalp.

  • I don't even know who you are!

  • But we went to elementary school together.

  • Dennis?

  • Mmm, oh yeah!

  • The torch is lit! Let the race begin!

  • [cheers]

  • Dougie Williams!

  • Good evening folks. I'm gonna skip the jokes and get right to the part

  • where I throw pies at you.

  • Bah!

  • I hope I do as good as that guy!

  • Man! Those people will laugh at anything.

  • Squidward's always been there for us when it was convenient for him!

  • Evelyn, when your little Jimmy was trapped in a fire, who rescued him?

  • A fireman.

  • If we sing that song, he'll come to life.

  • Ready?

  • ♪ Oh, there once was a sand man ♪

  • Life's as extreme as you wanna make it! Woo!

  • Maybe we didn't sing it right.

  • Someday there will be a wing with my name on it

  • in all the museums of the world!

  • Dude, you're teaching art at the rec center. Calm down.

  • Attention people of Bikini Bottom!

  • You have been cheated and lied to!

  • I knew it!

  • Could I borrow a couple of these?

  • Mm-hm.

  • And what a beautiful day for this sport of kings of which I am a huge fan!

  • Seriously, I'm just a fan! I was on my way to my seat, the door was open.

  • - Hey! What are you doing? - No!

  • Ha, sorry about that folks!

  • Why is chubby here staring at me?

  • Focusing.

  • Back up jack!

  • Nice place you got here!

  • Am I the biggest loser on the beach?

  • No, I am!

  • I forgot to put on sunscreen.

  • Ouch.

  • No, I am.

  • I got sand in my buns.

  • No, I'm the biggest loser on the beach.

  • They buried me in the sand and forgot me.

  • My Krabby Patty tastes funny.

  • Well, no wonder. It's all old and dried out.

  • Like that man right there.

  • Now put that thing where it belongs.

  • In the garbage.

  • Hi guy with the cymbals!

  • Hi trumpeter!

  • Hi tambourine girl!

  • Hi timbale man!

  • Hi didgeridoo player!

  • As you can well imagine, my medical bills are extremely high.

  • But luckily I'm able to keep myself alive by selling

  • chocolate bars.

  • Such nice boys. It does my heart

  • good to con a couple of class A suckeroonies like those two.

  • [laughs]

  • Oh! Shine the flashlight in that car, Man Ray!

  • Ha, with pleasure!

  • [smooching]

  • Hey man that's not cool.

  • Uh, I can explain.

  • You don't know how happy I am to see you!