Orange, would you mind turning that down?

- What?

- Turn it down!

- What?

- Turn it, ah forget it!

- Well well, how the turntables have turned. (laughs)

- As I was saying,

Welcome everyone, to "How 2"!

I'm Pear.

- And I'm DJ Zesty McFunkyTank.

Here to show you how to be a DJ!

- Yeah, please.

Teach us everything you know Mr. McFunkyTank.

- No McProblem. (laughs)

Step one, get some equipment.

I found mine in a dumpster for free!

- Really?

That setup must be worth hundreds

if not thousands of dollars.

- Yo whatchu talkin' 'bout?

This is cardboard.

All of it.

See? Cardboard.

- I don't understand.

How do you DJ if your equipment is fake?

- Silly Pear.

All a DJ has to do

is hit play on a Spotify playlist.

Nobody knows the difference.

Watch this.

(click)

Let me hear y'all make some noise!

(crowd cheers wildly)

- I'm curious.

Where exactly did you learn about being a DJ?

- From Wikiwikiwikiwikiwikipedia. (laughs)

- Wow.

- Now step two is very important.

You're gonna need a catch phrase

to get the crowd super hype.

My personal catch phrase is "you got it!"

(crowd cheers)

And other DJ's do stuff like

" Get your hands up!" or "another one!"

- Whoa! People sure seem to like it when you yell,

"another one!"

- Oh yeah, they love being told there's another song coming.

You try Pear.

Just give it your own spin.

- Okay.

Here comes an additional song!

(crickets chirping)

- Well, most of the crowd hated it,

but those crickets back there loved it.

- [Cricket In The Audience] Yeahhh!

- [Cricket In The Audience] Marry me!

- And, we finally we come to step three.

Figure out how you're gonna fill the down time.

- Down time? What do you mean?

- Silly Pear, once they hit play on your Spotify playlist,

a DJ's work is done.

Now they just have to find ways to look busy

for the rest of the night.

A lot of DJ's dance.

Some throw cakes at people,

and other DJ's also throw cakes at people.

(Orange laughs)

- Hey!

- Pear, there's no time to argue.

You have to think about what kind of DJ you wanna be.

Maybe you wanna be a DJ who wears mysterious helmets.

Maybe you wanna be the type who gets his taxes done

while on stage.

- That actually sound pretty good.

- And maybe you're the type of DJ who likes TNT.

(Orange laughs)

- Orange!

Do not blow that up!

- What? I can't hear you!

- Do not blow that up!

- What?

- Do not blow that up!

(crowd cheers)

- You got it.

(Orange laughing)

- No!

(glass shattering)

(upbeat music)