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  • - Welcome everyone!

  • Orange, would you mind turning that down?

  • - What?

  • - Turn it down!

  • - What?

  • - Turn it, ah forget it!

  • - Well well, how the turntables have turned. (laughs)

  • - As I was saying,

  • Welcome everyone, to "How 2"!

  • I'm Pear.

  • - And I'm DJ Zesty McFunkyTank.

  • Here to show you how to be a DJ!

  • - Yeah, please.

  • Teach us everything you know Mr. McFunkyTank.

  • - No McProblem. (laughs)

  • Step one, get some equipment.

  • I found mine in a dumpster for free!

  • - Really?

  • That setup must be worth hundreds

  • if not thousands of dollars.

  • - Yo whatchu talkin' 'bout?

  • This is cardboard.

  • All of it.

  • See? Cardboard.

  • - I don't understand.

  • How do you DJ if your equipment is fake?

  • - Silly Pear.

  • All a DJ has to do

  • is hit play on a Spotify playlist.

  • Nobody knows the difference.

  • Watch this.

  • (click)

  • Let me hear y'all make some noise!

  • (crowd cheers wildly)

  • - I'm curious.

  • Where exactly did you learn about being a DJ?

  • - From Wikiwikiwikiwikiwikipedia. (laughs)

  • - Wow.

  • - Now step two is very important.

  • You're gonna need a catch phrase

  • to get the crowd super hype.

  • My personal catch phrase is "you got it!"

  • (crowd cheers)

  • And other DJ's do stuff like

  • " Get your hands up!" or "another one!"

  • - Whoa! People sure seem to like it when you yell,

  • "another one!"

  • - Oh yeah, they love being told there's another song coming.

  • You try Pear.

  • Just give it your own spin.

  • - Okay.

  • Here comes an additional song!

  • (crickets chirping)

  • - Well, most of the crowd hated it,

  • but those crickets back there loved it.

  • - [Cricket In The Audience] Yeahhh!

  • - [Cricket In The Audience] Marry me!

  • - And, we finally we come to step three.

  • Figure out how you're gonna fill the down time.

  • - Down time? What do you mean?

  • - Silly Pear, once they hit play on your Spotify playlist,

  • a DJ's work is done.

  • Now they just have to find ways to look busy

  • for the rest of the night.

  • A lot of DJ's dance.

  • Some throw cakes at people,

  • and other DJ's also throw cakes at people.

  • (Orange laughs)

  • - Hey!

  • - Pear, there's no time to argue.

  • You have to think about what kind of DJ you wanna be.

  • Maybe you wanna be a DJ who wears mysterious helmets.

  • Maybe you wanna be the type who gets his taxes done

  • while on stage.

  • - That actually sound pretty good.

  • - And maybe you're the type of DJ who likes TNT.

  • (Orange laughs)

  • - Orange!

  • Do not blow that up!

  • - What? I can't hear you!

  • - Do not blow that up!

  • - What?

  • - Do not blow that up!

  • (crowd cheers)

  • - You got it.

  • (Orange laughing)

  • - No!

  • (glass shattering)

  • (upbeat music)

- Welcome everyone!

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HOW2: How to Be a DJ!

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    Summer posted on 2020/08/12
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