Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles (intense suspenseful music) - Oh no, this isn't gonna end well! (chopping noise) (bells ding) ♪ I want to be the very best ♪ ♪ Like no fruit ever was ♪ ♪ My skin makes for delicious zest ♪ ♪ And I'll annoy you just because ♪ ♪ Kitchénmon ♪ ♪ Gotta catch em all ♪ ♪ It's you and me ♪ ♪ Together we're spitting seeds ♪ ♪ Kitchénmon ♪ ♪ Ooh, you're my best friend ♪ ♪ In a world we must defend ♪ ♪ Kitchénmon ♪ ♪ Gotta catch em all ♪ ♪ A fruit so true ♪ ♪ My teeth are a yellow hue ♪ ♪ You fart on me ♪ ♪ And I'll fart on you ♪ ♪ Kitchénmon ♪ ♪ Gotta catch em all ♪ ♪ Gotta catch em all ♪ (Orange laughing) (laser shoots) (bell dings) (ringing) (80 video game music) ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na, na ♪ ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na, na ♪ (video game music) (marching music) - Oh man, an item! Please be a potion. Please be a potion! - I'm not a potion! I'm an orange. (laughs) (record scratches) Oh, you must be one of those Pokey Man trainers. - I'm a Pokémon trainer from Pallet Town, and I wanna be the very best! Like no one ever was. Name's Red. - Your name's Red? Mine's Orange! What's your mom's name? Chartreuse? (laughs) (Red groans) - Wait, where are you goin? - To catch em all! - Well can you catch this? (grunts) (stump thwacks) (Orange laughing) Hey, what's this thingy here? It looks just like me. - No, don't touch that! (ball dings) No, Charmander, come back! You jerk! That was my only Pokémon! (sad trumpet music) - Ah, don't be so gloomy. You'll find another one. (video game music) Hey, what's goin on? Where'd the forest go? I am not all white with this! (laughs) - [Red] I'm catching you to be my next Pokémon! (Orange bounces) - You can't catch me! I'm the Gingerbread Orange! (laughs) - [Red] We'll see about that. Pokéball, go! (pinging) (Orange screams) - Looks like I Squirtle-d my way outta that one. (laughs) Now it's my turn. (Orange spitting) - [Red] Ow! Hey! (spit wad smacks) Pokémon aren't supposed to attack trainers! - (laughing) I'm not a Pokémon. I'm an orange! Whee. (bell chiming) All right, splash! That sounds pretty awesome. (banging) - [Red] That literally doesn't do anything. - [Orange] What are you talkin about? This is way cool! (bell dinging) Let's do it again. ♪ Splish splash ♪ (banging) ♪ I was taking a bath ♪ (banging) ♪ And it was super effective ♪ (banging) Yeah-ya! (laughs) - [Red] You know what? I'm leaving. I can probably get another Pokémon from Professor Oak if I hurry. - [Orange] Don't be such a Bulbasaur loser, Red. You're not Weedle-ing away yet. Not until I try my smog attack! (farts) (fart splats) (Red coughs) Hey, quit coughing so loud. (Red coughing) I can't hear myself think. (laughs) - Dude, that reeks! - [Orange] Now's my chance! Poké Ball, go! (pings) All right! (video game music) I caught a human! (bell pinging) Now, what to name him? Hmmm. (typing) Buttface, you and I are goin places. (laughs) Oh cool, a hat! (laughs) (video game music) - My name is Brock. I believe in rock hard defense and, wait, you're not a trainer. - [Orange] He's confused, Poké Ball, go! (pinging) Now to come up with (video game music) a nickname for you. (laughs) I know, Buttface. (typing) Oh no! I'm all out of room. Well, I guess I'll just have to toss this one too. Gotta catch em all! (video game music) - [Red] Help, can anybody (Orange humming) - hear me? Let me out of here! Let me out of here! Can anybody hear me? Help! (Orange humming) - [Brock] I'm still alive. I'm only very badly burned. (laser shoots) - Hey, over here! I found a wild Chard-mander - Catch em, Orange! - Yeah! Gotta catch em all! (Poké Balls shooting) Yeah! - [All] Yeah! - Hey! What's goin on? - We're playing Kitchénmon Go. - Kitchénmon Go? What's that? - Whoa! I just found a wild Snorlax! - Holy Toledo! Gotta go! - I almost got him! (screams) (apple thuds) - Almost got him. (balls thudding) Almost got him! (screams) (apple thuds) (video game music) - What the, dude, two apples just fell off the counter. - No time to talk, Pear. Gotta focus. - Has the whole kitchen gone crazy? Foods are falling off the counter left and right, you guys. And for what? A game about little digital food monsters? - You think this is a game, Pear? (record scratches) - As a matter of fact, yes, I do! - You know, we were gonna ask you to join team Orange, but maybe now we'll just pass. (cars crashing) - [Zucchini] So sorry about that. I was trying to catch a Kitchénmon. - [Squash] That's totally understandable. Did you catch it though? - Yeah, I did! - Alright, you've all lost your minds. I'm outta here! - Hmmm, what do you guys think? Is Pear right? Have we gone too far with this Kitchénmon Go stuff? - Uh, I'd like to propose just the opposite. Pear is wrong, and as far as I'm concerned, we haven't gone far enough! - I like how this guy thinks. (laughs) - It's just so sad to think that Pear will never appreciate Kitchénmon Go the way we do. He'll never get the chance to experience Kitchénmon Go like we have. - Well there is one way. - Dr. Bananas? - It's untested, but my latest invention, the monofier, is capable of turning real fruits into real Kitchénmon. (Apple soars) - Oh man, oh man, oh man, test it on me! I wanna live as a Kitchénmon! Oh, this is a dream I never even knew I had until this very moment! Peace out suckers! I'm gonna be a Kitchénmon with an awesome Kitchénmon wife and never look back! - I was going to suggest we test it on Pear. That way, he could be a real part of the phenomenon that is Kitchénmon Go! - Yeah that makes sense. - Alright, what to read tonight, the thesaurus, or the dictionary. Well, considering I've already read the dictionary- (lazer blast) (Pear screams) - Did it work? - Did what work? Why did you just zap me? - No reason. - Is this part of your weird little cell phone game? Just leave me alone! - Guys, Pear's right, we should leaf him alone. (laughs) - Ah what's, what's happening to me! - [Marshmallow and Apple] Wow! - Whoa - Oh, this is so weird, I mean pretty cool too, but also, really weird! - That's a really cool power! I bet with those vines he could even take on Kincastwo! - [Marshmallow and Apple] Ooh! - All right well wait, wait, wait. Why you all lookin at me like that? What's goin on here? Stay away. Stay away from me! - Pear we're really sorry to do this to ya, but we gotta catch you. - What? No! - With some training, just imagine what you could become! (laughing) Yay! - Gotta catch him! (Poké Balls shooting) - Ah! Wha! (Poké Balls shooting) Hey! Would you stop throwin weird digital balls at my face! - Uh oh I think I might get, I'm almost out of balls but I think I might have him. Gah! (Squash splats) - Would you guys look up from your phone for two seconds? Your friends are falling to their deaths! - Worth it! (Zucchini splats) (record scratches) (intense music) - Hey, I've got you now! (Poké Ball spins) - Oh, Orange, stop! - I can't stop, I'm addicted! Kitchénmon Go is more important than friendship. I'm sorry , but it is. - Nooo! - Yeah, caught him, yeah! (video game music) - [All] Yeah! - Well, that's probably enough Kitchénmon Go for one day, don't ya think? - [Pear] Maybe you should get back to the counter? - Huh? What's he talkin about? Oh. (all screaming) - For the last time, I am not a grape. - But your name is grape. - My name is Grapefruit. - Grapes are fruit though, so you're a grape. (laughs) - Am not! - Am too. - Am not! - Am too, whoa! What are you? - I'm a Pokémon ball. - Whoa, is that a type of grape? - Not even close. - You poke grapes? Is that why they call you poke-a-mon? (laughs) - I don't even have a finger to poke with. And my interaction with grapes is basically nil. - Hey, I like that word, nil nil nil nil nil nil.