Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles (intense suspenseful music) - Oh no, this isn't gonna end well! (chopping noise) (bells ding) ♪ I want to be the very best ♪ ♪ Like no fruit ever was ♪ ♪ My skin makes for delicious zest ♪ ♪ And I'll annoy you just because ♪ ♪ Kitchénmon ♪ ♪ Gotta catch em all ♪ ♪ It's you and me ♪ ♪ Together we're spitting seeds ♪ ♪ Kitchénmon ♪ ♪ Ooh, you're my best friend ♪ ♪ In a world we must defend ♪ ♪ Kitchénmon ♪ ♪ Gotta catch em all ♪ ♪ A fruit so true ♪ ♪ My teeth are a yellow hue ♪ ♪ You fart on me ♪ ♪ And I'll fart on you ♪ ♪ Kitchénmon ♪ ♪ Gotta catch em all ♪ ♪ Gotta catch em all ♪ (Orange laughing) (laser shoots) (bell dings) (ringing) (80 video game music) ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na, na ♪ ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na, na ♪ (video game music) (marching music) - Oh man, an item! Please be a potion. Please be a potion! - I'm not a potion! I'm an orange. (laughs) (record scratches) Oh, you must be one of those Pokey Man trainers. - I'm a Pokémon trainer from Pallet Town, and I wanna be the very best! Like no one ever was. Name's Red. - Your name's Red? Mine's Orange! What's your mom's name? Chartreuse? (laughs) (Red groans) - Wait, where are you goin? - To catch em all! - Well can you catch this? (grunts) (stump thwacks) (Orange laughing) Hey, what's this thingy here? It looks just like me. - No, don't touch that! (ball dings) No, Charmander, come back! You jerk! That was my only Pokémon! (sad trumpet music) - Ah, don't be so gloomy. You'll find another one. (video game music) Hey, what's goin on? Where'd the forest go? I am not all white with this! (laughs) - [Red] I'm catching you to be my next Pokémon! (Orange bounces) - You can't catch me! I'm the Gingerbread Orange! (laughs) - [Red] We'll see about that. Pokéball, go! (pinging) (Orange screams) - Looks like I Squirtle-d my way outta that one. (laughs) Now it's my turn. (Orange spitting) - [Red] Ow! Hey! (spit wad smacks) Pokémon aren't supposed to attack trainers! - (laughing) I'm not a Pokémon. I'm an orange! Whee. (bell chiming) All right, splash! That sounds pretty awesome. (banging) - [Red] That literally doesn't do anything. - [Orange] What are you talkin about? This is way cool! (bell dinging) Let's do it again. ♪ Splish splash ♪ (banging) ♪ I was taking a bath ♪ (banging) ♪ And it was super effective ♪ (banging) Yeah-ya! (laughs) - [Red] You know what? I'm leaving. I can probably get another Pokémon from Professor Oak if I hurry. - [Orange] Don't be such a Bulbasaur loser, Red. You're not Weedle-ing away yet. Not until I try my smog attack! (farts) (fart splats) (Red coughs) Hey, quit coughing so loud. (Red coughing) I can't hear myself think. (laughs) - Dude, that reeks! - [Orange] Now's my chance! Poké Ball, go! (pings) All right! (video game music) I caught a human! (bell pinging) Now, what to name him? Hmmm. (typing) Buttface, you and I are goin places. (laughs) Oh cool, a hat! (laughs) (video game music) - My name is Brock. I believe in rock hard defense and, wait, you're not a trainer. - [Orange] He's confused, Poké Ball, go! (pinging) Now to come up with (video game music) a nickname for you. (laughs) I know, Buttface. (typing) Oh no! I'm all out of room. Well, I guess I'll just have to toss this one too. Gotta catch em all! (video game music) - [Red] Help, can anybody (Orange humming) - hear me? Let me out of here! Let me out of here! Can anybody hear me? Help! (Orange humming) - [Brock] I'm still alive. I'm only very badly burned. (laser shoots) - Hey, over here! I found a wild Chard-mander - Catch em, Orange! - Yeah! Gotta catch em all! (Poké Balls shooting) Yeah! - [All] Yeah! - Hey! What's goin on? - We're playing Kitchénmon Go. - Kitchénmon Go? What's that? - Whoa! I just found a wild Snorlax! - Holy Toledo! Gotta go! - I almost got him! (screams) (apple thuds) - Almost got him. (balls thudding) Almost got him! (screams) (apple thuds) (video game music) - What the, dude, two apples just fell off the counter. - No time to talk, Pear. Gotta focus. - Has the whole kitchen gone crazy? Foods are falling off the counter left and right, you guys. And for what? A game about little digital food monsters? - You think this is a game, Pear? (record scratches) - As a matter of fact, yes, I do! - You know, we were gonna ask you to join team Orange, but maybe now we'll just pass. (cars crashing) - [Zucchini] So sorry about that. I was trying to catch a Kitchénmon. - [Squash] That's totally understandable. Did you catch it though? - Yeah, I did! - Alright, you've all lost your minds. I'm outta here! - Hmmm, what do you guys think? Is Pear right? Have we gone too far with this Kitchénmon Go stuff? - Uh, I'd like to propose just the opposite. Pear is wrong, and as far as I'm concerned, we haven't gone far enough! - I like how this guy thinks. (laughs) - It's just so sad to think that Pear will never appreciate Kitchénmon Go the way we do. He'll never get the chance to experience Kitchénmon Go like we have. - Well there is one way. - Dr. Bananas? - It's untested, but my latest invention, the monofier, is capable of turning real fruits into real Kitchénmon.