- Oh no, this isn't gonna end well!

(chopping noise)

(bells ding)

♪ I want to be the very best ♪

♪ Like no fruit ever was ♪

♪ My skin makes for delicious zest ♪

♪ And I'll annoy you just because ♪

♪ Kitchénmon ♪

♪ Gotta catch em all ♪

♪ It's you and me ♪

♪ Together we're spitting seeds ♪

♪ Kitchénmon ♪

♪ Ooh, you're my best friend ♪

♪ In a world we must defend ♪

♪ Kitchénmon ♪

♪ Gotta catch em all ♪

♪ A fruit so true ♪

♪ My teeth are a yellow hue ♪

♪ You fart on me ♪

♪ And I'll fart on you ♪

♪ Kitchénmon ♪

♪ Gotta catch em all ♪

♪ Gotta catch em all ♪

(Orange laughing)

(laser shoots)

(bell dings)

(ringing)

(80 video game music)

♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na, na ♪

♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na, na ♪

(video game music)

(marching music)

- Oh man, an item!

Please be a potion.

Please be a potion!

- I'm not a potion!

I'm an orange. (laughs) (record scratches)

Oh, you must be one of those Pokey Man trainers.

- I'm a Pokémon trainer from Pallet Town,

and I wanna be the very best!

Like no one ever was.

Name's Red.

- Your name's Red?

Mine's Orange!

What's your mom's name?

Chartreuse? (laughs)

(Red groans)

- Wait, where are you goin?

- To catch em all!

- Well can you catch this? (grunts)

(stump thwacks) (Orange laughing)

Hey, what's this thingy here?

It looks just like me.

- No, don't touch that! (ball dings)

No, Charmander, come back!

You jerk!

That was my only Pokémon! (sad trumpet music)

- Ah, don't be so gloomy.

You'll find another one.

(video game music)

Hey, what's goin on?

Where'd the forest go?

I am not all white with this! (laughs)

- [Red] I'm catching you to be my next Pokémon!

(Orange bounces)

- You can't catch me!

I'm the Gingerbread Orange! (laughs)

- [Red] We'll see about that.

Pokéball, go!

(pinging)

(Orange screams)

- Looks like I Squirtle-d my way outta that one. (laughs)

Now it's my turn.

(Orange spitting)

- [Red] Ow! Hey! (spit wad smacks)

Pokémon aren't supposed to attack trainers!

- (laughing) I'm not a Pokémon.

I'm an orange! Whee. (bell chiming)

All right, splash!

That sounds pretty awesome.

(banging)

- [Red] That literally doesn't do anything.

- [Orange] What are you talkin about?

This is way cool! (bell dinging)

Let's do it again.

♪ Splish splash ♪ (banging)

♪ I was taking a bath ♪ (banging)

♪ And it was super effective ♪ (banging)

Yeah-ya! (laughs)

- [Red] You know what?

I'm leaving. I can probably get another Pokémon

from Professor Oak if I hurry.

- [Orange] Don't be such a Bulbasaur loser, Red.

You're not Weedle-ing away yet.

Not until I try my smog attack! (farts)

(fart splats) (Red coughs)

Hey, quit coughing so loud. (Red coughing)

I can't hear myself think. (laughs)

- Dude, that reeks!

- [Orange] Now's my chance! Poké Ball, go!

(pings)

All right! (video game music)

I caught a human! (bell pinging)

Now, what to name him?

Hmmm.

(typing)

Buttface, you and I are goin places. (laughs)

Oh cool, a hat! (laughs)

(video game music)

- My name is Brock.

I believe in rock hard defense and,

wait, you're not a trainer.

- [Orange] He's confused, Poké Ball, go!

(pinging)

Now to come up with (video game music)

a nickname for you.

(laughs) I know, Buttface.

(typing)

Oh no! I'm all out of room.

Well, I guess I'll just have to toss this one too.

Gotta catch em all!

(video game music)

- [Red] Help, can anybody (Orange humming)

- hear me? Let me out of here!

Let me out of here!

Can anybody hear me? Help!

(Orange humming)

- [Brock] I'm still alive. I'm only very badly burned.

(laser shoots)

- Hey, over here!

I found a wild Chard-mander

- Catch em, Orange!

- Yeah! Gotta catch em all!

(Poké Balls shooting)

Yeah!

- [All] Yeah!

- Hey! What's goin on?

- We're playing Kitchénmon Go.

- Kitchénmon Go?

What's that?

- Whoa! I just found a wild Snorlax!

- Holy Toledo! Gotta go!

- I almost got him! (screams)

(apple thuds)

- Almost got him. (balls thudding)

Almost got him! (screams)

(apple thuds) (video game music)

- What the, dude, two apples just fell off the counter.

- No time to talk, Pear. Gotta focus.

- Has the whole kitchen gone crazy?

Foods are falling off the counter left and right, you guys.

And for what?

A game about little digital food monsters?

- You think this is a game, Pear?

(record scratches)

- As a matter of fact, yes, I do!

- You know, we were gonna ask you to join team Orange,

but maybe now we'll just pass.

(cars crashing)

- [Zucchini] So sorry about that.

I was trying to catch a Kitchénmon.

- [Squash] That's totally understandable.

Did you catch it though?

- Yeah, I did!

- Alright, you've all lost your minds.

I'm outta here!

- Hmmm, what do you guys think?

Is Pear right?

Have we gone too far with this Kitchénmon Go stuff?

- Uh, I'd like to propose just the opposite.

Pear is wrong, and as far as I'm concerned,

we haven't gone far enough!

- I like how this guy thinks. (laughs)

- It's just so sad to think that Pear will never

appreciate Kitchénmon Go the way we do.

He'll never get the chance to experience

Kitchénmon Go like we have.

- Well there is one way.

- Dr. Bananas?