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  • Ahh, the Krusty Krab. Bikini Bottom's premiere daytime eatery.

  • And also where one of the most legendary episodes of SpongeBob ever took place.

  • From now on the Krusty Krab is open 24 hours a day.

  • Did we mention the entire episode?

  • What?!

  • [cheering]

  • The graveyard shift is arguably one of SpongeBob's greatest episodes of all time.

  • After Mr. Krabs declares the Krusty Krab a 24-hour business to make more money...

  • we get to witness two of Bikini Bottom's most popular characters stuck

  • together for an entire night.

  • Isn't this great, Squidward?!

  • Just you and me together for hours and hours and hours

  • and then the sun'll come up and it'll be tomorrow and we'll still be working!

  • [gasping]

  • It'll be just like a sleepover! Only we'll be sweaty and covered with grease!

  • Are you ready to rock, Squidward?!

  • - No. - Good! 'Cause we've got customers!

  • Here. Please hit me as hard as you can.

  • While we're used to SpongeBob wreaking havoc in the day,

  • Graveyard Shift showcases some of all-time favorite, annoying SpongeBob

  • moments at night.

  • Hey, Squidward. Guess what? I'm chopping lettuce... at night.

  • Look at me, I'm swabbing the bathroom... at night.

  • Ow! I burned my hand!... at night.

  • Night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night,

  • na-na-na-na-night! Night!

  • Will you please?! Here, give me a moment's peace and take out the trash!

  • But this episode takes its first twisted turn when Squidward sends SpongeBob

  • to the dumpster in the dark and senses his fear.

  • - You mean outside? - That's where the dumpster is, yes.

  • I don't know, Squidward, it's kinda dark out there.

  • But I thought you liked the night shift.

  • You're right! For the Krusty Krab!

  • [screaming]

  • Bikini Bottom is filled with notorious creatures of all types.

  • From seabears, to Alaskan bullworms.

  • But to this day, all will shiver at the name of the

  • - Hash-Slinging Slasher? - The Slash-Bringing Hasher?

  • The Hash-Slinging Slasher!

  • The Sash-Ringing, the Trash-Singing, Mash-Flinging, The Flash-Springing,

  • Ringing, The Cr-Crash-Dinging, daa.

  • Yes. The Hash-Slinging Slasher.

  • Nothing brings more excitment to the night shift than ghost stories.

  • And somehow Squidward manages to kraft one

  • of the greatest myths in SpongeBob history.

  • Years ago at this very restaurant, the Hash-Slinging Slasher used to be

  • a fry cook, just like you, only clumsier.

  • And then, one night, when he was cutting the patties...

  • it happened.

  • - He forgot the secret sauce? - No.

  • - He didn't wash his hands? - No!

  • - Irregular portions? - No! He cut off his own hand by mistake.

  • You mean like this?

  • Or like this? Or this? Or this? But what about this?

  • Or this, or this, or this, or...

  • - Except he wasn't a sponge! - So?

  • So it didn't grow back!

  • Oh, no!

  • And he replaced his hand with a rusty spatula.

  • And then, he got hit by a bus!

  • And...at his funeral, they fired him! So now, every...what day is it?

  • - Tuesday. - Tuesday night, his ghost returns to

  • The Krusty Krab to wreak his horrible vengeance.

  • [gasping]

  • - But tonight's Tuesday night! - Then he'll be coming.

  • Squidward goes on to tell SpongeBob the three signs that signal the approach

  • of the Hash-Slinging Slasher. First...

  • The lights will flicker on and off.

  • Next...

  • The phone will ring and there will be nobody there.

  • And finally, the Hash-Slinging Slasher arrives in the ghost of the bus

  • that ran him over. Then he exits the bus and crosses the street without looking

  • both ways because he's already dead!

  • Then he taps on the window with his grizzly spatula hand..

  • - No. - He opens the door...

  • [screeching]

  • He slowly approaches the counter!

  • [echoing]

  • - And you know what he does next? - What?

  • - You really want to know? - What?

  • - Are you sure you want to know? - What, what, what does he do?!

  • He gets ya!

  • Squidward may have made the entire story up.

  • But what makes this episode so legendary are all of the iconic twists

  • that come with it. So the real excitement begins with this episode

  • switches direction for the first time.

  • - Very funny, SpongeBob. - What?

  • And the lights will flicker on and off. Just like the story. I get it.

  • Hey, Squidward, how are you doing that without moving the switch?

  • I'm not doing it. It must be the stupid, faulty wiring in here.

  • This place isn't built to run 24 hours a day!

  • [phone ringing]

  • What, what, hello? Hello? Hello? Hello?

  • - Nice try, Squidward. - Nice try, what?

  • The phone will ring and there will be no one there.

  • [giggling]

  • Oh, you crack me up.

  • Suddenly, no one is laughing when the third sign of the Hash-Slinging Slasher

  • arrives right outside the door.

  • - I didn't know the buses ran this late. - They don't!

  • Well, they're dropping someone off.

  • [screaming]

  • The Sash-Ringing, Flash-Singing, the Bash-Pinging...

  • The Hash-Slinging Slasher!

  • [crying]

  • At last you understand! We're doomed!

  • No, that's not it. I am just so touched that you would go to the

  • trouble to dress up as a ghostly fry cook and stand on the other side of the street,

  • just to entertain me! You must really like me!

  • SpongeBob, there are two problems with your theory. One - I hate you.

  • And two - how can that be me when I'm standing right here!?

  • Alas, Squidward's ghost-tale becomes a real life horror story.

  • And looking them dead in the eyes is

  • The Hash-Slinging Slasher!

  • The description fits perfectly. And the Hash-Slinging Slasher appears to be taking

  • no pitty on our comrades.

  • SpongeBob, no matter what I've said, I've always sort of liked you!

  • Squidward, I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet!

  • But what's one legendary twist without another?

  • Can I have a job application? I brought my own spatula.

  • I called here earlier, but I hung up 'cause I was nervous.

  • It was one of the greatest twists in television history.

  • And all of Bikini Bottom shared a sigh of relief with SpongeBob and Squidward.

  • Well, for a moment.

  • Then, who was flickering the lights?

  • Nosferatu!

  • From epic tales to incredible twists. And even a creepy vampire.

  • The Graveyard Shift will remain one of the greatest episodes in SpongeBob history.

  • Everyone will forever remember the tale of

  • The Trash-Singing, Mash-Flinging, The Flash-Springing, Ringing,

  • The Cr-Crash-Dinging...

Ahh, the Krusty Krab. Bikini Bottom's premiere daytime eatery.

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