My turn!

What's going on out here?

We're playing with our new reef blowers.

Playing with a reef blower?

That is the most childish thing I've ever heard of.

But it's fun!

Fun?

How could playing with one of those oversized hairdryers

possibly be fun?

Like this.

Chaffed.

Alright, that's--

- Let's do your house, Patrick. - Yeah!

Huh?

Squidward, you're steaming.

You're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter.

Put my windows back!

No problem, Squidward. We're on your side.

Any second now...

SpongeBob, this is the final straw.

Hi there, is this the final straw?

Do you want to move so far away that you can brag about it?

- Then move to... - I hate this channel.

No! No!

Tentacle Acres.

Where happiness is just a suction cup away.

Ah...

I think I'll take my bike today.

I'm my own man.

Now these neighbors know how to live.

Intensive. Hm, I bet they won't have--

Wow, they have it.

Canned bread!

This town is great!

I would really be impressed if it had--

An interpretive dance academy!

Yeah, it's even better in a group!

This town is perfect.

[music playing]

A clarinet trio!

[rooster crowing]

Ahh. Another great day.

Oh look, everybody is on their bike today.

It just gets better and better.

All together!

I sort of don't feel like playing my clarinet today.

SpongeBob?

[laughing]

Could you pipe down over there, iron lung?

[laughing]

[laughing]

What's going on over here?

It's that guy.

He's playing with a reef blower.

Playing with a reef blower?

That's the most childish thing I've ever heard of.

Here it is, Patrick.

Now we just gotta convince Squidward to come back home.

You got our apology cake?

We're ready!

[yelling]

[laughing]

[laughing]

[yelling]

Hey, that looked like Squidward!

That looked like Squidward also, in angry mob form.

Hold it right there, Mr. Tentacles.

Stay back! I've got gardening tools.

Here, just read this.

What is it?

A well thought out and organized list of complaints.

[yelling]

FYI you don't have to live here, you know.

Hey, you're right and I'm leaving ASAP.

- Are you Squidward? - No.

- Are you Squidward? - No.

Any one of these Squidwards could be the real Squidward, Patrick.

Freedom! Woohoo!

[laughing manically]

Well, we know one thing, it sure isn't that guy.