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  • He cut off his own hand by mistake.

  • You mean like this?

  • Or like this? Or this? Or this?

  • But what about this?

  • - Or this? Or this? Or this? - Except he wasn't a sponge.

  • So?

  • So it didn't grow back!

  • [screaming]

  • Come on, SpongeBob, it's only push-ups.

  • Come on! Come on! You can do it!

  • [groaning]

  • One.

  • [ringing]

  • Alright, put 'em up.

  • [groaning]

  • - They're up. - Ding, ding!

  • [panting]

  • [grunting]

  • - Feeling the burn? - I'm feeling something!

  • [screaming]

  • Ah! Spiders! Spiders!

  • No, Patrick! No, Patrick! No! Wake up! Wake up!

  • Ah! It's me! Sponge--

  • [screaming]

  • [sighing]

  • [screaming]

  • SpongeBob! Land on your bottom!

  • It'll cushion the impact of the fall!

  • Like this?

  • No, your other bottom!

  • Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?

  • Not until four.

  • Oh, that's gotta hurt.

  • - Ready, SpongeBob? - Ready!

  • A one, and a two, and plié, jeté, relevé!

  • Oh, no, no, no. This will never work.

  • - You've got two left feet. - How'd you know?

  • Give me those!

  • [grunting]

  • Ah, that's better.

  • OK, let's go.

  • SpongeBob, what are you doing?

  • Why are you moving your arms like that?

  • I guess they're happy.

  • [groaning]

  • Hand 'em over.

  • And the other one, come on.

  • [groaning]

  • Ah, now that's more like it.

  • Plus, you don't have 100 dollars.

  • [grunting]

  • Patrick, could you get my wallet?

  • Hey, look! I just found 100 dollars!

  • It's a sign that I should make my hit record.

  • Hey, that's my comic book money.

  • It's a sign!

  • A sign that fell from the back of your pants.

  • I've learned to trust signs like that.

  • Patrick!

  • Hey, you gonna pay for those comics?

  • No.

  • This will only hurt for a second.

  • Ow!

  • [meowing]

  • Voila.

  • Hm...

  • Uh-huh... uh-huh...

  • [grunting]

  • They look a little tight in the shoulder.

  • [meowing]

  • Oh, yeah, that's it!

  • Let me try!

  • - Ah... - Uh... Patrick.

  • That's not the back-scratcher. That's my arm.

  • Oh, sorry.

  • Mr. Krabs, it's time.

  • [shrieking]

  • It's time to give up the secret formula to Plankton.

  • Because your life is worth more than some scrap of paper in a bottle.

  • You're right, me boy-o.

  • - 100... - I want 100 more.

  • It hurts.

  • One, two, three, four...

  • I think we finally found an exercise for you, SpongeBob.

  • Nine, ten.

  • Can you get that?

He cut off his own hand by mistake.

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